BWC 2012 (Short Story Version)!

“Hello, I’m Larry Sports and with me is my co-color commentator Mr. Safari, and today’s matches are Chief Kay Crossbow vs. Jackhammer Jack, San Luis Potosí vs. Thrash, and our main event Bad News M.C. vs. Smasher Dasher in a hardcore match, boy this is going to be a great night of high impact wrestling,” yelled Larry Sports. “Rumor has it that the BWC recently started a talent exchange with the KWE…so we better look out for KWE wrestlers wrestling in the BWC,” yelled Mr. Safari. “So wait, KWE wrestlers are now crossing over into the BWC due to a talent exchange…I bet we are on the wrong end of the deal…but let’s start our first match,” yelled Larry Sports. 

Now we see Chief Kay Crossbow dancing down to the ring in a Native American-like fashion. Now we see Jackhammer Jack walking down to the ring carrying a jackhammer. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Jackhammer Jack began punching Chief Kay Crossbow and then Jackhammer Jack kicked Chief Kay Crossbow in the nuts. Chief Kay Crossbow fell to the ground. Jackhammer Jack then pinned Chief Kay Crossbow. “1, 2…,” yelled the referee. Chief Kay Crossbow kicked out and then Chief Kay Crossbow pulled out his tomahawk. Chief Kay Crossbow then hit Jackhammer Jack with his tomahawk. Chief Kay Crossbow was soon disqualified for hitting Jackhammer Jack with the tomahawk. “Wow, due to a disqualification by Chief Kay Crossbow, Jackhammer Jack won the match, well we have to take a quick break, but we’ll be back real soon,” yelled Larry Sports.

“Welcome back, now we go to our next match San Luis Potosí vs. Thrash and I just received word that this match will now be an extreme rules match,” yelled Larry Sports. Now we see Thrash walking down to the ring with Extreme Ian by his side. Now we see San Luis Potosí walking down to the ring carrying the Mexican flag with him. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. San Luis Potosí hit Thrash with his Mexican flag’s pole. Extreme Ian then entered the ring and hit San Luis Potosí with his skateboard.  San Luis Potosí then fell to the ground after being hit in the back with a skateboard. Thrash then pinned San Luis Potosí. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the referee. Thrash and Extreme Ian began celebrating their victory inside the ring. “Wow, due to an interference by Thrash’s manager Extreme Ian, Thrash won the match, well we have to take a quick break, but we’ll be back real soon,” yelled Larry Sports.

“Welcome back, now it’s our main event Bad News M.C. vs. Smasher Dasher in a hardcore match,” yelled Larry Sports. Now we see Bad News M.C. riding his motorcycle down to the ring. Now we see Smasher Dasher walking down to the ring. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Smasher Dasher rammed into Bad News M.C. and then pinned him. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the referee. “Wow, that was a quick match, it seems Smasher Dasher won this match with only one big attack, well folks so long and good luck, thanks for watching,” yelled Larry Sports.

Current BWC Champions!

    BWC Champion: Smasher Dasher

    BWC tag team Champions: Coal & Alex Norman

    BWC 6-man tag team Champions: The Soda Jerk, Viking Rick, and Sgt. Smash

    BWC Intercontinental Champion: Thrash

    BWC Hardcore Champion: The Champ

    BWC Women’s Champion: Tina Tin

THE END!