The Giant & The Dragon Remake: Part 1!

Once upon a time in a far away land there were three kingdoms. One kingdom was ruled by man, one kingdom was ruled by dragons, while the other was ruled by giants. The giants’ kingdom and the dragons’ kingdom were bitter rivals…but as for the kingdom ruled by man…man was smart enough not to intervene. But that will all change because one day…a giant, a dragon, and a man would soon grow a loyal friendship with one another. Our story begins in the kingdom ruled by man. In that kingdom there lived three thieves who were basically on the run from the law. The three thieves’ names were Sam, Grub, and Mist. Sam was very handsome and the leader of the group. Grub was very fat and very strong. Mist was a tomboy female wizard who was a little crazy at heart. Sam, Grub, and Mist were all best friends and together they were very good thieves. But they all had one thing in common…they all didn’t want to be thieves. Why are they thieves…they have no choice. They were broke and they all wanted to make quick cash. But one day the cocky leader Sam planned a big heist to rob the king of his riches. So Sam, Grub, and Mist were in their hideout preparing for the king’s royal ball where they would enter and rob the king during the ball. Sam, Grub, and Mist would enter the royal ball by lying saying that they were a part of the ritzy society. Now we go to Sam, Grub, and Mist getting dressed for the royal ball. 

“Alright guys, if this plan works we’ll be rich as the king himself…all we need to do is to not get caught by the king’s guards,” said Sam. “Yah, because we’re wanted men…so can we review the plan again Sam old buddy,” said Grub. “Alright…we enter the ball…we’ll lie and say were all royalty from another kingdom, I’ll distract the guards while you two find the king’s vault and steal the goods,” said Sam. “That plan sounds stupid…how can only you distract all the royal guards,” said Mist. “Hey I’ve been known to work miracles…now let’s head to the king’s castle…and after this, we will truly be the greatest outlaws in history,” said Sam. Sam, Grub, and Mist began to laugh happily together. Now we go to the king’s castle where the king was sitting on his throne with The Knight. The Knight is the head of the royal guard and The Knight is a legendary monster hunter. The Knight claims to have slain many dragons and giants in his lifetime. “Knight my old friend we have only but a few minutes until the royal ball…and the day I…oh wait I don’t want to spoil the surprise,” said The King. The King’s daughter Princess Courtney entered the king’s throne room. “Father…what do you think of my dress for the ball,” asked Princess Courtney. 

Princess Courtney was very beautiful and was loved by her people. Also secretly, Sam has a crush of Princess Courtney. Also I forgot to mention that Sam is a bit of a ladies’ man. “My darling you look beautiful as always…now at the ball I have a big surprise for you and you better like it,” said The King. “I hope it’s a good surprise father…and I hope you haven’t found a husband for me yet,” said Princess Courtney. “No guessing honey…now leave and greet the guests, they should be arriving very soon,” said The King. Princess Courtney left the king’s throne room. “Your majesty…is the surprise a husband for your daughter,” asked The Knight. “Yes…but she can be so stubborn…but I may have finally found her the right man,” said The King. Soon Sam, Grub, and Mist arrived for the royal ball. But will the heist work? I have a feeling it probably won’t!

Now we go to a cave hidden in the mountains. This cave was home to a dragon whose name is The Dragon. The Dragon was banished from the dragon kingdom and now lives in the mountains…but he’s not alone. The Dragon’s lover is a prince named The Giant. The Giant is the prince of the giants’ kingdom and The Giant is a very kindhearted person.  The Dragon & The Giant are in a secretly homosexual relationship against their respective kingdoms wishes. The Dragon is openly gay…but no one knows The Giant is actually a homosexual. The Dragon & The Giant maybe in a committed homosexual relationship but if The Giant’s father found out that he was a homosexual and dating a male dragon, The Giant would be banished from his kingdom too. The Dragon & The Giant spend a lot of time together, but The Giant doesn’t have to much time to spend with his lover. The Giant is a prince and he loves his people so much he’ll do his princely duties. The Dragon is a commoner and a bit of a loner. But why are we talking about a homosexual dragon and a homosexual giant? Because they will both play a big part in this tale. Now we return to the king’s royal ball where Sam, Grub, and Mist were planning their big heist. Grub and Mist were headed to the king’s vault…but Sam didn’t really follow his part of the plan. Sam was now flirting with Princess Courtney. 

But due to Sam’s actions, Grub and Mist were caught by the royal guards. Sam was also arrested due to his involvement in the heist. Now Sam, Grub, and Mist were headed to the dungeon for life. But I should also mention the Princess Courtney began to fall in love with Sam who she still believes is innocent. As Sam, Grub, and Mist were headed to a carriage that would take them to the dungeon, Sam escaped and fled to the mountains. Grub and Mist went to the dungeon while Sam wandered into the forbidden mountains. The royal guards didn’t chase Sam because since his wandered into the forbidden mountains they knew that Sam probably won’t survive for long. Sam was soon very tired and he was soon knocked out cold. When Sam awoke he was in a cave with The Dragon & The Giant. Sam was at first scared of The Dragon and The Giant, but The Dragon and The Giant comforted Sam and told him they mean no harm. “Where am I,” asked Sam. “You’re in a cave in the forbidden mountains, my name is The Dragon and this is my lover The Giant,” said The Dragon. “Wait…you two are dating…that’s messed up,” said Sam. “Why because we are homosexual,” asked The Giant. “I was going to say because you two are of a different species…but now that you two told be you’re homosexual this makes it even more messed up,” said Sam. “You know we can return you home if you like,” said The Dragon. “Actually I’m on the run from the law…mind if I stay here for a few days,” asked Sam. “Sure…I was banished my kingdom so we outlaws have to stick together,” said The Dragon. “Oh that reminds me…I have to return to my kingdom…take care my lover,” said The Giant. The Dragon and The Giant then kissed each other and Sam then vomited. “Do you have the flu or something,” asked The Giant. “No…I’m fine…carry on with your goodbyes…,” said Sam. The Giant then left and soon The Dragon and Sam began to have a conversation with each other. Weeks have passed and Sam began to befriend The Dragon and The Giant. Sam, The Dragon, and The Giant would soon grow a strong friendship. But how long will it last? It must be hard for rivals to see eye to eye with each other!