(Bob
Job is moping around his living room)
BOB JOB
(SAD)
Why! Why did they do this
to me! Why…
(Bob
Job begins sobbing when his wife Wendy enters)
WENDY JOB
Bob, what’s wrong and why
are you home early from work?
BOB JOB
(SAD)
Oh Wendy it’s terrible, my
boss…he…he…
WENDY JOB
(SCREAMING)
BOB! YOU WERE FIRED!
BOB JOB
(SAD)
He made me take a two-week
vacation and I really just want to go back to work!
(Bob
Job continues sobbing and Wendy Job looks pissed off)
WENDY JOB
(ANGRY)
Seriously! You’re sad
because you don’t have to work at the deli for two weeks!
BOB JOB
(YELLING)
But Wendy! Making
sandwiches is my life! I enjoy it so much! Damn it, I’m cutting my vacation
short and I’m demanding my boss to let me go back to work again!
(Bob
Job begins to leave in a huff but Wendy Job grabs his arm)
WENDY JOB
(YELLING)
Hold it, you’re not going
back to work, Bob. You stay here and enjoy your vacation or else!
BOB JOB
Or else what?
WENDY JOB
I’ll tell your boss that
you’ve been stealing pastrami from the deli for years!
BOB JOB
No, please don’t tell my boss
I steal his pastrami, I don’t want to make him upset! Getting fired is an even
worse fate than vacation! Okay, I’ll continue my vacation!
WENDY JOB
Good!
(Wendy
Job releases Bob Job’s arm and he heads towards the kitchen)
WENDY JOB
(YELLING)
DON’T YOU DARE HEAD TO THE
KITCHEN! NO COOKING ON YOUR VACATION!
(Bob
Job slowly sits down on his couch)
BOB JOB
(ANNOYED)
I’m on the couch! Now what
do I do?
WENDY JOB
Whatever you want!
(Bob
Job picks up a newspaper and begins reading it)
WENDY JOB
There, you’re vacation
begins! I’ll get dinner started while you’re reading the funnies!
(Wendy
Job exits while Bob Job is reading his newspaper)
BOB JOB
(LAUGHING)
HA! Beetle Bailey is sleeping
again. When will he learn!
(Bob Job drops the newspaper and out of nowhere begins
sobbing)
(Wendy Job renters and she looks annoyed)
WENDY JOB
(ANNOYED)
What now?
BOB JOB
(CRYING)
I’m bored!
And Marmaduke isn’t funny this week.
(Wendy Job sighs and pulls out her smartphone)
WENDY JOB
Okay! I
figured it out! I just ordered us tickets to Las Vegas and the flight is
tomorrow! Now, you can have an even better vacation!
BOB JOB
Okay, can
Mr. Stuffs come with us?
WENDY JOB
NO! I need a vacation from that damn dog…oh we need to get Mr.
Stuffs a dog sitter. Is your brother, Andy, available to watch him while were
away?
BOB
JOB
Honey! Hello! Andy was the one who told me to take the vacation
in the first place. One of the Job brothers has to run the J Bros. Deli.
WENDY
JOB
Crap! All right I’ll call my sister instead. She loves Mr.
Stuffs! Now, start packing!
BOB
JOB
(WHILE EXITING)
Hear that Mr. Stuffs! Your Aunt Lisa’s coming to watch you while
Mommy and Daddy are away in Vegas!
(Bob Job exits and Wendy Job
pulls out her cellphone)
WENDY JOB
(WHILE ON THE PHONE)
Hey Mrs. Appledeen, unfortunately, I can’t come to work
tomorrow. My husband and I are heading to Vegas. Yes, I know, I used up all my
vacation days. Ok, I understand that you have to fire me. Peace out, you old hag.
(Wendy Job hangs up her phone)
WENDY JOB
(TO HERSELF)
At least I’m glad one of us wants to work!
(TO HER HUSBAND)
Hey, honey, I have great news about my job…
(Blackout.)
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