(Villager #1 and Villager #2 enter Dracula’s throne
room holding torches)
VILLAGER #1
We want you
to get out of our village, Dracula!
VILLAGER #2
The village
only sent two of their villagers because they’re all afraid of you!
(Dracula appears sitting on his throne)
DRACULA
You dare
enter my castle! I shall attack thee!
(Villager #1 and Villager #2 begin screaming before
they flee the castle. Dracula tries to get up and attack them, but he is plugged
into the wall)
DRACULA
Wait, I’m
still plugged in and my battery isn’t full yet!
VILLAGER #1
Wait a
minute? You’re powered by electricity, now? What happened to all the blood
sucking?
DRACULA
Actually, I
don’t need to suck blood anymore. It wasn’t environmentally friendly. I’m an
electric powered vampire now!
VILLAGER #2
That’s
stupid!
DRACULA
It worked
for Frankenstein!
VILLAGER #2
But when we
came in here you were sleeping. So really you should have not been plugged in
because staying plugged in even while you’re sleeping wastes power. To remain
environmentally friendly, only change yourself when you are awake!
DRACULA
Then I
should go back to sucking blood?
VILLAGER #1 & VILLAGER
#2
(AT THE SAME TIME)
OH NO! NO!
NO!
DRACULA
Maybe I could try solar
power?
VILLAGER #1
Oh yeah totally! Solar
power is way better!
VILLAGER #2
But wait, isn’t Dracula a
vampire and wouldn’t the sun kill…
(Villager
#1 quickly covers Villager #2’s mouth)
DRACULA
Fine, I’ll go solar power
and since I’ll be sleeping, I guess I’ll unplug myself! Good night gentlemen!
(Dracula
then swings his throne around and Villager #1 and Villager #2 give each other a
high five)
VILLAGER #1
Dude, we’re heroes in more
ways than one!
VILLAGER #2
Yeah, now what are we
going to do about that werewolf problem?
(Blackout.)
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