KWE 2007: Part 3!

“Hello and welcome, I’m Jack Sports, and with me is my guest color commentator Bobby Daniels, and today’s matches are KWE tag team championship match Dread and Thrash, and they reformed The American Bad Boys,” yelled Jack Sports. Dread and Thrash walk down to the ring, and then the American Bad Boys (Kazam and BWK) walked down to the ring. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Dread punched Kazam, and then Kazam hit the referee. The referee was soon knocked out. BWK then threw a chair into the ring, and then Kazam grabbed it and hit Dread. Kazam then tagged BWK. Then BWK pinned him, and the referee soon woke up. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the referee. “Wow, The American Bad Boys are the new KWE tag team champions, and now well take a quick break,” yelled Jack Sports. 

“Now it’s time for the KWE championship match between Mr. Safari and The Champ,” yelled Jack Sports. “I hope The Champ loses because I want Mr. Safari to win,” yelled Bobby Daniels. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Mr. Safari punched The Champ in the gut, and then did a leg drop. Soon Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly came running down to the ring. “Hold it, the match is over, by order of the chairman of the KWE, because I heard that The Champ’s contract has expired, so that means Mr. Safari is the new KWE Champion, and The Champ is fired,” yelled Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. “Hold it, I’m fired, you can’t fire The Champ,” yelled The Champ. Then Mr. Safari grabbed a chair and hit The Champ. Soon Mr. Safari and Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly gave each other a hug. “Wow, I can’t believe it Mr. Safari is the new KWE Champion, and it looks like Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly and Mr. Safari are still good friends, and bad news for fans of The Champ, his contract has expired and now he is no longer working for the KWE,” yelled Jack Sports. “The Champ is finally fired, and what took the KWE so long to do that,” yelled Bobby Daniels. “Well it looks like we’re out of time, I’m Jack Sports, and good bye,” yelled Jack Sports.

“Hello and welcome to the KWE, I’m Jack Sports and with my guest color commentator Dr. Wrestling, today’s matches are, a KWE Intercontinental Championship match between Buck Gordon and a KWE legend Reaper, and also we have a Hell in the Cell match between Mr. Unknown and Kazam, now here is are first match,” yelled Jack Sports. “I think are wrestlers need to solve there problems outside of the ring,” yelled Dr. Wrestling. “How do you sleep at night,” yelled Jack Sports. Buck Gordon entered the ring and then the lights went off, and they turned back on and Reaper was in the ring. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Reaper punched Buck Gordon in the gut, and then Buck Gordon kicked Reaper in the knee. Then Reaper punched Buck Gordon in the head. Buck Gordon fell to the ground. And then Reaper gave a Tombstone Piledriver to Buck Gordon and pinned Buck Gordon. “1, 2, 3, ring the dam bell,” yelled the referee. Reaper then was giving the KWE Intercontinental Championship belt, and then the lights went off, and then they turned back on. Reaper was soon gone. “Wow, I can’t believe Reaper is the new KWE Intercontinental Champion, well we have to take a quick break but we’ll be back,” yelled Jack Sports.