Wednesday, March 9, 2016

The Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson Future Wars 4: Part 1!

It is the year 2061 and the battle between the rebellion and the Skull Lords continues. The new world in which was created from when the Skull Lords merged the real world and The Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson into one is basically nothing but a wasteland. Humanity is basically dead and Toons rule this new world. The Toons live in Toon City. Pope Lenny Lynx continued Buckyism in the church in the newly built rebellion hideout. Rocky Hyrax entered into politics and is now defending human rights in Toon City. Spike, George, and all of the rebellion are continuing to fight the never ending war with the Skull Lords. Sadly, Roxy’s current body weight of 899lbs. caused her many health problems. 

Roxy’s body weight broke her legs and she later died of a heart attack. George has lost the love of his life and George, Killshot, and Chris buried her in the wastelands of the new world and mourned her death. George is currently single and he’s a little scared to love again. Burn and the rest of the Phoenix Monks welcomed new members they’ve rescued from the Skull Lords headquarters which the rebellion blew up. Evil Dino-Skeleton survived the explosion and he and Terry the Tapir are currently rebuilding a new Skull Lords headquarters. Also, the main computer that powers The Changers was rebuilt but now The Changers no longer help the Skull Lords or the rebellion. It seems The Changers are a new threat in the future wars. I guess George and the rebellion have a lot of work to do to bring order to this strange but yet hopeful future. But another problem has arrived for the people of the future. An alien race called The Nods have for years been observing our planet in secret. The Nods are a warlike alien race that only wish to conquer the universe. The Nods look very human-like but the only difference is that The Nods have green skin, three long fingers, and clear white eyes. 

The Nods have become quite impressed with George and they wish to harness his powers. The Nods are ruled by their leader King Nods and King Nods sent three of his strongest soldiers to Earth to find George. Those three soldiers’ names were Ga Nod, Co Nod, and Boo Nod and they are all ruthless killers. After Roxy’s death, George has become very depressed. But George soon found out a power that he has and he didn’t even know he had it. Since George is technically a god, he has the power to heal and resurrect the dead. George was about to use his powers to bring Roxy back to life. But there was a problem. Roxy being now so fat would just die again. Luckily Chris paid George a visit and he came with a gift. Chris had found in Knowledge’s library a vault filled with chemical and magical potions. Chris gave George the chemical called “Chemical G1”. Chris told George that Chemical G1 could give a living being super powers and cure them of their health/mental problems. Excited George though his should eject Chemical G1 into Roxy after he brings her back to life, thus Roxy will be like her old shelf and no longer unhealthy. George used his powers to bring Roxy back to life. Also since the graveyard was full they left Roxy’s corpse in her bedroom which means it rotted a little. After George brought Roxy back to life he ejected Chemical G1 into her bloodstream and soon Roxy became thin and sexy again. But now Roxy has super powers and those super powers are very godlike. George and Roxy were now dating again and Roxy was proud to be reunited with her friends and family. But the happiness would be short lived because Ga Nod, Co Nod, and Boo Nod have just landed on Earth and they are looking for a fight!


Terry the Tapir was walking around the wasteland drunk when he soon bumped into Ga Nod, Co Nod, and Boo Nod. “Who the hell are you three,” cried Terry the Tapir in a drunken tone. “We are Ga Nod, Co Nod, and Boo Nod…our people wish to conquer your planet and kill all life on it…but first we have to take out the most powerful person on this planet….someone named George,” yelled Ga Nod. “That’s funny…I hate that stupid George…acting like he’s a god…but he is the god of Buckyism but he’s a false god and…,” cried Terry the Tapir in a drunken tone. “You know where this George is…take us to him,” cried Co Nod. “Why…I’m the one who wants to rule this world and you fuckers ain’t gon’na stop me,” cried Terry the Tapir in a drunken tone. Ga Nod then killed Terry the Tapir will a single blast he made with a snap of his fingers. “Come on…we have a world to conquer,” said Ga Nod. If these aliens could kill someone by just snapping their fingers they must truly be powerful. 

Now we go to a conversation between Pope Lenny Lynx and Rick Rooster. “So, what did you want to talk to me about,” asked Rick Rooster. “Rick…I had a spiritual vision,” said Pope Lenny Lynx. “What was the vision,” asked Rick Rooster. “I saw who the successor to George was going to be…and it’s shocking,” said Pope Lenny Lynx. “Who’s George’s successor,” asked Rick Rooster. “The next chosen one will be the unborn son of Spike,” said Pope Lenny Lynx. “That’s not that shocking,” said Rick Rooster. “It’ll will be once you find out who the mother is,” said Pope Lenny Lynx. “Who’s the mother of Spike’s unborn son,” asked Rick Rooster. “Well…,” said Pope Lenny Lynx. Now we go to a conversation between Spike and Walter Goodson. “Did you hear about all these recent UFO sightings,” asked Walter Goodson. “Yah…I heard some of our men have spotted them while they were fighting The Changers,” said Spike. “Do you think they’re a threat,” asked Walter Goodson. “I don’t know…but guess what dude…I have a girlfriend,” said Spike. “What…who is she and where did you guys meet,” asked Walter Goodson. “I met her through the internet,” said Spike. “But how did you gain access to the internet…I mean the Toons are the only ones who have internet access,” asked Walter Goodson. 

Spike then pulled out an iPhone and showed it to Walter Goodson. “I stole this when I killed a Toon soldier,” said Spike. “So that answers how you got the internet….but what’s her name,” asked Walter Goodson. “Ei Nod….she told me she lives in a refugee camp with other survivors,” said Spike. “Where were you going to meet her,” asked Walter Goodson. “I don’t really know…but she’ll tell me when the time is right,” said Spike. Little did Spike know was that his girlfriend Ei Nod wasn’t human and she is the daughter of King Nods. Princess Ei Nod isn’t like the other Nods because she actually cares about humanity and wants to coexist with them in peace. Now we go to George, Roxy, Chris, Molly the Dog, Fred Butler, Spike, and Killshot preparing to head out into the wastelands because someone reported a spaceship crash of an unknown origin. But where did this spaceship come from? Read on to find out!

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