Sunday, July 12, 2015

John Travolta & Tom Cruise’s Game Night (Second City Class Sketch)!


ACT I

In Hollywood, at a huge mansion, John Travolta & Tom Cruise are having….A GAME NIGHT!

                                                 John Travolta

Oh my god! My first game night! With my best friend! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! YOU KNOW?

                                                     Tom Cruise

For the last time! I’m not your best friend and the only reason we’re hanging out together is that nobody likes us!

                                                     John Travolta

Yeah, Scientology kind of turns people off, you know? OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! What should we play? I brought Battleship, Mouse Trap, Trivial Pursuit, The Battlefield Earth Game…

                                                          Tom Cruise

What in the hell is the Battlefield Earth game?

                                                   

                                                              John Travolta

OH MY GOD! It’s the best game ever! It goes like this! You make a bunch of crappy movies, then one hit movie that leads to other hit movies!  Then you land on the Battlefield Earth space….you lose money….it’s kinda like Monopoly, but it’s based on a real story!

                                                                Tom Cruise

YEAH! How about we just play Yahtzee?

                                                                John Travolta

OH MY GOD Yahtzee! Yahtzee, Yahtzee, Yahtzee….and after we play Yahtzee, do you want to watch a couple of bad movies?

                                                             Tom Cruise

Which bad movie do you want to watch?

                                                                     John Travolta

Which ones did we star in?

Tom Cruise then sighed!

                                                                 John Travolta

Did you hear people think we’re gay? I mean we have wives don’t we?  Whatever happened too….

                                                           Tom Cruise

CAN WE PLEASE PLAY SOME FREAKING YAHTZEE?  WE HAVE TO BE ON THE SET IN 24 HOURS! GOD! WHY YOU? WHY ME?!?!

John Travolta begins to cry!

                                                     John Travolta (crying)

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD……Welcome Back, Kotter!

                                                            Tom Cruise

What are you talking about?

                                                        John Travolta

Welcome Back, Kotter is on at five o’clock and if we watch it, I get money! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

                                                              Tom Cruise

Don’t you mean, OH MY L. RON HUBBARD? THERE IS NO GOD! ONLY L. RON HUBBARD!

                                                             John Travolta

I know that! But I only say OH MY GOD a lot because I don’t know many…what do you call them? WORDS! YAHTZEE!

                                                             Tom Cruise

We’ve haven’t even started playing yet!

                                                                John Travolta

I know! I JUST LIKE SAYING YAHTZEE! YAHTZEE! OH MY GOD! YAHTZEE! OH MY GOD! YAHTZEE! YAHTZEE! OH MY GOD! Welcome Back, Kotter!

                                                         Tom Cruise (sighing)

You’re worse than Rain Man!

                                                           John Travolta

I didn’t see that movie! Was he in the X-Men or something?

                                                            Tom Cruise

JUST ROLL!

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