BWC 2008: Part 3!

“Hello, I’m Larry Sports and with me is my co-color commentator Mr. Safari, today’s matches are San Luis Potosí vs. Bad News M.C. and our main event match The Champ vs. Mr. Unknown for the BWC Championship,” yelled Larry Sports. Now we see San Luis Potosí walking down to the ring with Lucha King by his side. Then we see Bad News M.C. riding down the ring on his motorcycle. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Bad News M.C. started punching San Luis Potosí and then he pulled out his signature Singapore cane and then Bad News M.C. started hitting San Luis Potosí with it. “Ring the bell,” yelled the referee. “Wow, Bad News M.C. just lost the match by disqualification, this wasn’t a hardcore match folks,” yelled Larry Sports. 

Then Bad News M.C. started hitting the referee with his signature Singapore cane, and then he grabbed a microphone. “Damn, I want only one freaking thing, and that’s a title shot, I want the some gold around my waist and…,” yelled Bad News M.C. Then “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. walked out with a microphone in his hand. “Bad News M.C., you want a title match, you got one, and I’m changing the main event to be a triple-threat, that’s right, it will be The Champ vs. Mr. Unknown vs. Bad News M.C. and…it won’t be for the BWC Championship, and…,” yelled “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. Then The Champ walked out with a microphone in his hand. “Hold it, I’m not having a shot at the BWC Championship because of this clown, look I…,” yelled The Champ. “Wait I didn’t finish, this main event match tonight is going to be a qualifying for the BWC Hardcore Championship and the winner will fight me for the title, now The Champ and Bad News M.C. won’t bitch about title shots because they will have a shot at the BWC Hardcore Championship at the next BWC event, now then, have fun,” yelled “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. Then “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. walked away. “Wow, a triple-threat match to qualify for a shot at the BWC Hardcore Championship, we have to take a quick break but we’ll be back,” yelled Larry Sports. 

“Welcome back, now it’s our main event, a triple-threat match to qualify for a shot at the BWC Hardcore Championship at the next BWC event,” yelled Larry Sports. “I hope Mr. Unknown doesn’t win, then he’ll have to belts to his name,” yelled Mr. Safari. Then The Champ started walking down to the ring and then the lights in the BWC Arena turned off. Then the lights turned back on and from out of nowhere Mr. Unknown stood in the center of the ring. Then Bad News M.C. rode his motorcycle down to the ring. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Then after the bell rang the lights in the BWC turned off again, and then they turned back on. But Mr. Unknown disappeared out of nowhere, and then an Unknown Monk stood by Bad News M.C.’s motorcycle. Then the Unknown Monk lit his motorcycle on fire and Bad News M.C. was pest. Then Bad News M.C. started yelling at the Unknown Monk and while Bad News M.C. was distracted The Champ hit him in the back with Bad News M.C.’s Singapore cane. “Wow it looks like The Champ is…wait a minute, Mr. Unknown is distracting the referee,” yelled Mr. Safari. Then The Champ pinned Bad News M.C. and during the pin Mr. Unknown went back inside the ring.  “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the referee. Then Mr. Unknown and The Champ shook hands inside the ring. “Wow, The Champ won the match and now has a shot at the BWC Hardcore Championship at the next BWC event, well I’m Larry Sports, good bye,” yelled Larry Sports.