Silly
Squad INC. was the #1 entertainment company of its class. They still do
entertaining at birthday parties, TV shows, movies, internet clips,
merchandising, a theme
park, and “The Silly Squad Channel” which is a subscription
video on demand television service and it now has over 200,000 subscribers. They own Shekys INC., True Funny INC., Bros. Ink, and Lixey Bros. Studios which at a time were their biggest
rivals. Soon Silly Squad INC.’s CEO Flea-Boy the Clown announced that Silly
Squad INC. is now a public
company and
trades on the NYSE. Flea-Boy the Clown’s vision
of making people laugh is now one of the most successful corporations in the
world today.
Now we go to a business meeting being held by Flea-Boy the Clown
and at the meeting were the founding employees. “Gentlemen, Silly Squad INC. is
currently a very powerful company, I think we need to expand into other fields
of business, do you know what that business is,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “A
theme park,” said Spotty. “You dumbass we already have a theme park, I’m
talking about starting a chain
of large, discount department stores, like Wal-Mart or Target, that’s where the money’s at, so that’s why I’m
going to make Silly-Mart and rake in some more money,” said Flea-Boy the Clown.
“But we’re an entertainment company why do we need to compete with the retail business,” asked Igor. “Guys
you’re missing the big picture here, this company could do anything, when I
started out I only had a nickel to my name, now I’m a billionaire, Silly Squad
INC. could use more money, so let’s build some Silly-Mart stores all over the
country and then the world,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “So where would this
Silly-Mart be,” asked Lenny the Leopard.
“We are building five stores and they will be complete in a week, so,
let there be Silly-Mart,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. And soon Silly-Mart opened
their first five stores and by the end of the month, Silly-Mart had over 1,000
stores all over the United States and soon Silly-Mart started killing small
businesses. What have the Silly Squad done now!
Now we go to
Binky Bear who was back in his home town, but it changed a lot. The main street
which had a general store, a barber shop, a pharmacy, a repair shop, and even a
hunting store, were all out of business. “What happened to Main Street,” asked
Binky Bear to himself. Then his friend Donny the Duck started walking towards him.
“Binky, long time no see, how have you been since you went to Hollywood,” asked
Donny the Duck. “Donny, what happened to all the local businesses,” asked
Binky. “Well they closed down after ForestBurg built its first Silly-Mart,
Silly-Mart has everything they’ve sold at very low prices, they couldn’t
compete with them, oh yah, I forgot to tell you you’re dad now works at
Silly-Mart after the repair shop he worked at went out of business, so you’re
folks lost their house and now live in a shack, I also work at Silly-Mart, I
get paid nothing, well it was nice talking to you, but I have to get back to
work, see ya,” said Donny the Duck. “My parents lost their house, that’s it,
Silly-Mart has gone too far,” said Binky Bear to himself.
Soon Binky Bear
marched into Flea-Boy’s office to talk to him. “Dude, can you please shut down
Silly-Mart, it ruined my home town, the rumors are true, Silly Squad is just an
evil corporation, what happened to just make people laugh,” said Binky Bear.
“You want to know why we don’t just make people laugh anymore, we made a ton of
money and now Silly-Mart is making us more money, ever since I founded this
company it made me money, you know what it’s like to live in a smelly circus
tent for ten freaking years, it sucks, now I own that circus and then some,
it’s all about money my friend and that’s just business, survival of the
fittest Mr. Bear, survival of the fittest, now I have bigger problems to worry
about, Coyote Corp is planning on making their own chain of discount department stores and it
will compete with Silly-Mart, so get out of my office,” said Flea-Boy the
Clown. Binky Bear then left Flea-Boy’s office and then Flea-Boy lit up a cigar.
“That poor fool, I never cared about small business, but I can’t get rid of
Silly-Mart, it’s making me rich, but then again…,” said Flea-Boy the Clown to
himself. It seems Silly-Mart is unstoppable…for now!
Soon
Coyote-Mart opened at it proved to be a rival to Silly-Mart. But just after
about a couple of months of being in business, Silly Squad INC. sold the
Silly-Mart store chain to Coyote Corp. Now all the Silly-Marts became
Coyote-Marts and now Silly Squad INC. isn’t in the retail business anymore.
Binky Bear bought his parents a new house with his own money he made while working
for the Silly Squad and his parents are just fine. Silly Squad INC. is now only
an entertainment company and nothing more. I guess Flea-Boy the Clown does have
a heart, and I guess Silly-Mart will be remembered for only one thing, it
killed small businesses!
THE END!
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