(Inside
an underground bomb shelter)
(Brandy
and Jenna are sitting around the bomb shelter bored)
BRANDY
You want to play cards
again, Jenna?
JENNA
(YELLING)
Hell no! Why of all the
people in the world did I have to get stuck with my nerdy little sister?
BRANDY
Well, Dad built the bomb
shelter for our family after years of thinking that there will be a nuclear
war. I guess he was right. The only thing he couldn’t predict, I guess, would
be that the nukes went off to stop the zombie outbreak. I miss Dad. Want some
chili Jenna?
JENNA
(CRYING)
Why can’t I have a man in
here! Instead I’m stuck with my nerdy sister in our Dad’s bomb shelter. I would
have rather lived with our zombie parents than you, Brandy. God, the apocalypse
sucks.
(Brandy
while ignoring Jenna’s remarks opens a can of chili and places it in a
microwave oven to cook and Jenna begins reading a magazine)
(Brandy
comes over to check out the magazine Jenna is reading and they hear knocking)
BRANDY
(SCARED)
Jenna, did you hear that?
(Jenna
drops her magazine and grabs her rifle)
JENNA
I heard it too! I’ll open
the door and take care of the problem!
(Jenna
climbs a ladder and Brandy hears Jenna scream with joy)
JENNA
(SCREAMING WITH JOY)
Brandy, God has answered
my prayers! Look what I found!
(Jenna
and Kyle climb down the ladder together and Brandy looks shocked)
BRANDY
(SHOCKED)
Oh my god! Another
survivor! Who are you and thank goodness you found us!
KYLE
My name is Kyle and I was
in a hospital and when I awoke I found the world in ruins. What happened?
JENNA
Well handsome, you haven’t
heard? The three of us have survived the apocalypse. The world ended, but now
it’ll begin again!
KYLE
(FREAKING OUT)
What do you mean the world
has ended? How long have I been in a coma? Oh my god! My family! Everybody I
knew is—
JENNA
Dead! Of course they are!
It’s only the three of us! Now let’s have sex and what-ca-ma call it? Repopulate
the Earth! Come on stud! Let’s get busy!
KYLE
(CRYING)
But, I don’t want to
repopulate the Earth with you or your sister! Are you two seriously the last women
on Earth?
BRANDY
Well, I suppose there’s a
slim chance if you survived then I guess there might be more survivors. When
the radiation levels go down, we can go looking for other survivors!
JENNA
Nah, don’t listen to my
sister, Kyle! Everyone’s dead! Now let’s fuck!
KYLE
Oh man, I’m feeling sick!
And my leg hurts!
(Kyle
begins to feel dizzy and Brandy looks at his leg then screams)
BRANDY
(SCREAMING)
Jenna, look at his leg! A
zombie has bitten him! He’s turning into a zombie, sis! Quick grab your rifle
and kill him! Oh God, it’s Mom and Dad all over again!
JENNA
Nah, he ain’t no zombie!
Look at him! He’s fine!
(Kyle
begins to behave like a zombie and slowly gets closer to Jenna)
KYLE
(YELLING IN A ZOMBIE VOICE)
Brains! Brains! Brains!
JENNA
Oh, ain’t that cute. He
wants to name our three kids Brian. They’ll be fine sons!
(Kyle
bites Jenna on the arm and Jenna screams)
BRANDY
(SCREAMING)
Oh my god! Jenna! Kyle bit
you! You’ll turn into a zombie too! That’s it!
(Brandy
grabs Jenna’s rifle and points it at Jenna and Kyle)
JENNA
(SCREAMING)
Brandy! What are you
doing? I feel fine! Don’t do anything crazy now!
BRANDY
Oh, I’m going to do
something crazy all right! Good-bye Jenna! And Kyle, I didn’t know you that well,
so I could care less about how you feel!
JENNA
(CRYING)
No Brandy, don’t kill me!
(Brandy
points the rifle at herself and shoots herself)
JENNA
(CRYING)
Brady, why did you shoot
yourself? No! Damn it! My kid sister’s dead! Why does everyone I love die?
(Brandy
slowly begins to get back up)
JENNA
Brandy! You’re alive! But
I thought you done and killed yourself! How are you alive?
BRANDY
(YELLING IN A ZOMBIE VOICE)
Brains! Brains! Brains!
JENNA
Oh shoot! By killing
yourself you done and turned yourself into a zombie too! Wow, you really are a
good…gee I ain’t feeling too good!
(Jenna
passes out and when she gets back up, she has turned into a zombie)
JENNA
(YELLING IN A ZOMBIE VOICE)
Brains!
KYLE
(YELLING IN A ZOMBIE VOICE)
Brains!
(The microwave dings)
BRANDY
(YELLING IN A ZOMBIE VOICE)
Chili!
(Walter
climbs down the ladder and enters the bomb shelter)
WALTER
Hello, my name is Walter!
I saw your bomb shelter door was opened and I figured you were other survivors.
Could I stay here with you?
BRANDY
(IN A ZOMBIE VOICE)
Chili!
KYLE
(IN A ZOMBIE VOICE)
Brains!
JENNA
(IN A ZOMBIE VOICE)
Chili, brains and Walter!
WALTER
Uh oh!
(Blackout.)
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