PAGE TWO (FOUR PANELS)
PANEL 1: Hank Hunter is at the entrance of his apartment
building later that day. Claws, a green-skinned lobster mutant stoner man
dressed like a hippie is peeking out of the dumpster beside the doorway.
CAP: 10 hours later.
CLAWS: Hey you’re home
man, wanna get high? I don’t mind sharing a joint with a friend!
HANK HUNTER: Not now,
Claws. Just go back to sleep buddy!
PANEL 2: Hank Hunter enters his apartment and is greeted by
his pet Miniature Schnauzer Toby who is standing upright wearing a kiss
the cook apron and oven mitts.
TOBY THE DOG:
Hey Hank, welcome home. Hope you had a good day at work, because if you didn’t,
you’re at least going to have a great dinner!
HANK HUNTER: So, that’s
why I smell meatloaf? You’re such a good boy, Toby! I have to check on some
stuff, but tell me when dinner’s ready!
PANEL 3: Hank Hunter is heading to his computer but along
the way he sees his roommate Darrell, a fat 30-something nerdy African-American
man playing a video game on the couch.
HANK HUNTER: Of course you’re
playing video games! Instead of looking for work or getting your own place, you’re
just playing Captain Crazy, aren’t you Darrell!
DARRELL: You know me so
well! But the check for my share of the rent is on the table! So I’m not a
completely useless roommate, am I!
PANEL 4: Hank Hunter is sitting at his computer, which is
in the living room and looking at his “UsVideo” channel.
HANK HUNTER (thought): As usual, no recent views on any of my
UsVideo channel videos!
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