(Three
kids are sitting around reading comic books)
(Kid
#3 is holding an Aquaman action figure)
KID #1
Oh man, Superman’s so
cool!
KID #2
No way, Captain America’s
cooler!
KID #3
What about Aquaman?
(Kid
#1 and Kid #2 begin laughing and mocking Kid #3 after he reveals to them that
he likes Aquaman, Kid #3 slowly begins to feel sad and walks away)
KID #3
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
AQUAMAN WEARS COOL GREEN
GLOVES
KID #3
OH SURE IT’S COOL THAT
SUPERMAN CAN FLY
ALL UP THERE HIGH IN THE
SKY
CAPTAIN AMERICAN THROWS
HIS SHEILD PRETTY FAR
AND RUN’S SO FAST HE
DOESN’T NEED A CAR
KID #3
BUT AQUAMAN CAN SWIM REALLY
FAR
THOUGH ON LAND HE REALLY
NEEDS A CAR
AQUAMAN ALWAYS GETS CALLED
LAME
BUT WHY DOES HE GET ALL
THE BLAME
KID #3
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
AQUAMAN WEARS COOL GREEN
GLOVES
KID #3
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD RIP
HUNTER CAN TIME TRAVEL
HE IS COOLER THAN A MAGIC
SPACE GAVEL
HAWKMAN CAN FLY ALL UP IN
THE SKY
BASICALLY ALL HAWKMAN CAN DO
IS JUST FLY
KID #3
ROBIN LOOKS LIKE JARED’S
WETDREAM
BUT AQUAMAN CAN AT LEAST
SWIM UPSTREAM
DEADMAN IS ABLE TO
TAKEOVER OTHER PEOPLE’S BODIES
BUT AQUAMAN WOULD RATHER
JUST STICK TO HIS HOBBIES
KID #3
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
AQUAMAN WEARS COOL GREEN
GLOVES
KID #3
THE HULK MAY GET STRONGER
WHEN HE’S MADDER
BUT AQUAMAN HAS A REALLY
COOL UNDERSEA LADDER
SPIDERMAN CAN SWING ON WEB
OVER HEAD
AQUAMAN CAN SWIM IN WATER
FILLED WITH LEAD
KID #3
SO IF YOU STILL THINK
AQUAMAN IS LAME
THEN I GUESS YOU, THE FANS,
ARE TO BLAME
BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO
SUPERHEROES
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THERE
ARE STILL PLENTY OF OTHER ZEROS
KID #3
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
GIVE AQUAMAN SOME LOVE
AQUAMAN WEARS COOL GREEN
GLOVES
(Blackout.)
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