ART BABBITT sits next to a drawing board.
ART BABBITT
Hello, my name is Art Babbitt and I
am a former Disney animator. My
biggest claim to fame is that I
created Goofy, a.k.a. your
childhood. My other claim to fame
is I left the Disney studio after
their strike because I was in
support of unions. As you can see,
I got a drawing board next to me.
And I would like to draw Goofy for
you today. Would you all like that?
Damn I knew that you would. I also
animated The Evil Queen from Snow
White. And no, I’m not talking
about Kristi Noem. I also animated
Geppetto from Pinocchio, the stork
from Dumbo, and so on and so forth.
Here’s the thing, I mostly worked
in the shadows while Walt Disney
received all the credit. Hosting
SNL is a big honor for a little
animator like me. As you can see,
animation is truly a magical art
form. And you think an AI can do
this...
Art shows off a finished Goofy drawing and ANDREW DISMUKES
enters.
ANDREW
Oh Art, you drew a picture of me?
That’s cool.
ART BABBITT
What are you talking about? That’s
Goofy.
ANDREW
And you think I’m funny. That’s
awesome.
ART BABBITT
Just get out of here Andrew.
ANDREW
Okay, but before I go. I just had
one question.
ART BABBITT
Ask away, Mr. Dismukes.
ANDREW
Could you help me get in contact
with Goofy. My Mom said he owes her
child support.
ART BABBITT
You think that Goofy is your
father?
ANDREW
I do look a little like him after
all. So if you created Goofy, does
that make you like my grandfather?
ART BABBITT
Creepy. You know what. Before you
go, take this drawing of Goofy.
Art hands Andrew a drawing of Goofy.
ANDREW
Neat, a signed Art Babbitt drawing
of Goofy. This will do great on
eBay. Lorne forgot to pay me this
month. Thanks again, Mr. Babbitt.
ART BABBITT
You’re welcome, you very weird man,
you. We have a great show for your
tonight. Sabrina Carpenter is here.
Suck it Walt! And let’s get goofy!
END
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