STEVEN BUCKY BUTLER walks out and waves to the crowd.
STEVEN BUCKY BUTLER
Oh wow, my name is Steven Bucky
Butler and I can’t believe I’m
hosting Saturday Night Live for a
second time. It feels great to be
back. My YouTube channel, Bucky91
Films, currently has 399
subscribers, and maybe one of you
in the crowd could become my 400th
subscriber on YouTube. Yes, I am
just as shocked as you are that I
just reached a thousand followers
on BlueSky. Now then, two things I
love are being creative and funny.
Both of which are really hard
things to do. But it’s still quite
an honor to host SNL for a second
time because I was shocked that
they even let me do this once
before. I don’t want to disappoint
you Lorne. I had many people
compare me to Chris Farley or Jack
Black. It’s flattering to be
compared to my heroes, but I rather
be the first Bucky Butler than the
next Chris Farley or Jack Black.
Fun fact, my parents went to
college with Chris Farley. They
found him annoying. Yet, their son
is basically Farley’s
reincarnation. Like a lot of former
and hopefully current SNL talent, I
studied and performed at The Second
City theater in Chicago. I wasn’t
ready for The Annoyance yet. I
guess I just wasn’t annoying
enough, or that’s what I’ve been
told. Now I would like to treat you
all with a little something.
JEREMY CULHANE and CHLOE FINEMAN enter.
JEREMY
Um, Mr. Butler. We lost your dog.
CHLOE
We don’t know where Henry went.
Steven falls to his knees.
STEVEN BUCKY BUTLER
Okay, I have to get two things
straight with you. Henry is my dog
nephew and not my dog. And what do
you mean you lost Henry? You owe me
and the audience a cute puppy.
Also, if my sister finds out you
lost her dog she will kill me.
CHLOE
We’re sorry Bucky, but we...
LORNE MICHAELS walks out petting HENRY DOG.
LORNE
Great news, Henry is joining the
writing staff at SNL. He’s just as
anxious and cute as any writer on
staff. He’s perfect. And I can pay
him in cheese.
Steven hands Henry as treat. Steven, Jeremy, Chloe, and Lorne
start to dance.
STEVEN BUCKY BUTLER
Well, in the words of David Bowie,
let’s dance. We have a great show
for your tonight. Metallica is
here. Let’s have some fun and get
some laughs. Maybe even another
Emmy or two.
END
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