A HARDCORE GAMER walks over to a Street Fighter arcade
cabinet and puts a token into it. The Hardcore Gamer begins
playing Street Fighter.
EXT. ARCADE-DAY
A MALE BUSINESSMAN and a FEMALE DOG WALKER walk by and
suddenly freeze in place. Then both the Male Businessman and
the Female Dog Walker get into a fighting stance.
INT. ARCADE-DAY
The Hardcore Gamer moves the joystick as ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC
plays.
EXT. ARCADE-DAY
The Male Businessman and the Female Dog Walker fight each
other in a fighting game style.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Round One! Fight!
INT. ARCADE-DAY
The Hardcore Gamer yawns and then takes a sip of soda.
EXT. ARCADE-DAY
The Female Dog Walker throws a dog at the Male Businessman
who dodges the attack.
FEMALE DOG WALKER
Dog throw! Dog throw!
MALE BUSINESSMAN
Businessman! Businessman!
INT. ARCADE-DAY
The Hardcore Gamer slams his fist.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Game over!
EXT. ARCADE-DAY
The Male Businessman is passed out on the street as the
Female Dog Walker screams with police sirens going off in the
background.
FEMALE DOG WALKER
What the heck just happened? Where
are my dogs? Why is that guy
knocked out?
INT. ARCADE-DAY
The Hardcore Gamer inserts a token into a Donkey Kong arcade
cabinet and smiles.
EXT. ARCADE-DAY
A BURLY CONSTRUCTION WORKER enters and throws a barrel at the
Female Dog Walker. The Burly Construction Worker pulls out a
sledge hammer and walks around in circles.
BURLY CONSTRUCTION WORKER
I’m sorry lady and I don’t
know...wait a minute? God damn it,
somebody is playing Donkey Kong
again inside that the haunted
arcade. Sorry lady, but I’m
literally being controlled by some
nerd right now. This always happens
to me on Tuesdays.
END
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