A NERDY MALE TEENAGE EMPLOYEE mops the floor.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Here at Burger King you can have it
your way. Now let’s see how many
ways you could have it your way.
A FEMALE CUSTOMER is looking through her bag and sighs.
FEMALE CUSTOMER
Ugh, they got my order wrong!
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Like how we can and will likely
mess up your order.
A HOMELESS MAN sleeps on the floor. The Nerdy Male Teenage
Employee pokes the Homeless Man with his mop.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
How there likely will be homeless
people sleeping inside your local
Burger King. Pick which homeless
person you’ll encounter...
NERDY MALE TEENAGE EMPLOYEE
Sir, are you dead?
A HOMELESS OLD WOMAN pushes a shopping cart with cats inside.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Homeless old woman with shopping
cart and cats!
An OVERWEIGHT HOMELESS MAN eats a burger.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Or an overweight homeless man
eating our delicious Whopper who
might be high on meth.
A bathroom door with water leaking out.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Would you prefer a working
bathroom?
The Nerdy Male Teenage Employee hits a soda foundation
machine with his mop.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Or a working soda foundation
machine? Because we probably won’t
have both.
A ROBBER holds a the Nerdy Male Teenage Employee at gunpoint.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
At Burger King, have it your way.
And by have it your way, we mean
that we think you should just go to
Wendy’s instead.
END
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