A THIN BUSINESSMAN and an OVERWEIGHT BUSINESSMAN sit at a
board room table.
THIN BUSINESSMAN
Gee, this Big Pharma company needs
a catchy jingle for our new
medication. But writing original
music is hard.
OVERWEIGHT BUSINESSMAN
If only we could use a famous song
without paying the original
artists.
WEIRD AL (O.S.)
Now you can!
OVERWEIGHT BUSINESSMAN
Who said that?
WEIRD AL enters and plays his accordion. The Overweight
Businessman faints and the Thin Businessman scrams.
THIN BUSINESSMAN
Holy cow, it’s Weird Al!
Weird Al continues to play his accordion.
WEIRD AL
That’s right! You want to do a
parody song cover and do it fast?
No one can do it better than me,
Weird Al?
The Overweight Businessman wakes up and injects himself with
a shot.
OVERWEIGHT BUSINESSMAN
Oh, Weird Al. We’re a struggling
big pharma company and we have a
new weight loss drug that needs a
catchy jingle. But we can’t think
of anything original.
Weird Al laughs and rubs his long hair.
WEIRD AL
Oh that’s easy. With my parody song
writing powers, I just came up with
your new jingle.
The Overweight Businessman slowly loses weight.
OVERWEIGHT BUSINESSMAN
You did?
Weird Al plays his accordion again.
WEIRD AL
With my powers I can take the song
It’s Magic You Know by the band
Pilot and now make it about
Ozempic. There now you have a song.
Would you like another?
Thin Businessman laughs and the formally Overweight
Businessman, now thin, high fives Weird Al.
THIN BUSINESSMAN
Thanks Weird Al!
Weird Al whistles to summon a GIANT FLYING HAMSTER into the
board room.
Weird Al hops onto the back of the Giant Flying
Hamster and waves goodbye.
WEIRD AL
You’re welcome Big Pharma
executives. I’m Weird Al and I’m
affordable for any medication
commercial that needs a catchy
jingle without any of the hard
work it takes to come up with
something original. And remember,
it costs extra for me to be funny!
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Weird Al Musical Services For Big
Pharma Commercials. And yes, Weird
Al is still alive and he approves!
END
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