• Bear attacks are on the rise in Japan. Wow, Japanese Yogi Bear is way darker than I remember.
• The Obama Foundation promotes short term rentals to tourists for the Obama Center, driving up housing shortages for residents. It feels like 2011 again, hating Obama is back in fashion.
• Judge denies former Orland Park mayor’s attempts to dismiss order regarding his political blog which got caught posting confidential village information. With the former mayor responding, well if President Trump can keep private documents in his bathroom, why can’t I post some on my blog?
• ByteDance to sell an ownership stake in TikTok to Oracle. Oh great, first Paramount, and now TikTok, can Larry Ellison not ruin something for like 5 minutes!
• Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson calls to abolish ICE after Minneapolis shooting. Kristi Noem then responded (Cut to picture of Kristi Noem in an Elsa dress) Let It Go!
• Chicago Restaurant Week is here as a marketing effort to drum up business for Chicago restaurants. With most customers still just trying to finish their first deep dish pizza slice.
• A sluggish December hiring caps a year of weak job gains. I totally feel it, because if only MadTV was still a thing, my hiring options would be wide open if this SNL gig fails.
• Russians fire new ballistic missile in a warning to the West. Oh man, I just got over a cold, yet why can’t we get over The Cold War?
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