Friday, January 6, 2017

Sketchfest Is Here & No Refunds Is Performing!

Hello, I'm so happy that my Writing 6 class show "No Refunds" is going to have another performance at Sketchfest this year and it'll be the final performance. Work I've helped written will be performed live on stage by actors who I've really come to like as people. So please check it out and I've included a link to where you can buy tickets to our show at Sketchfest. "No Refunds" is the name of the show and here's some cool Sketchfest pics as well! SO EXCITED!





Monday, January 2, 2017

Was This Your Card (Second City Class Sketch)!

(A magician is doing a card trick in front of a guy)

                  MAGICIAN
Is this your card?

                   GUY
                    (SIGHING)
This trick just isn’t the same with baseball cards!

                  MAGICIAN
Your card was Anthony Rizzo wasn’t it?

                                      (Blackout.)


Stoner Spider-Man (Second City Class Sketch)!

(Captain America is standing in a heroic stance when Spider-Man and Mary Jane enter the room)

                 SPIDER-MAN
I brought Mary Jane with me to Avengers HQ just like you told me to Captain America!

(Captain America covers face with his hand and sighs while Spider-Man and Mary Jane look confused)

               CAPTAIN AMERICA
Spider-Man! I meant bring the weed, not your girlfriend, you idiot!

                                 (Blackout.)


Real Life Cinderella (Second City Class Sketch)!

(Cinderella is standing beside her Fairy Godmother and holding a rag)

                 FAIRY GODMOTHER
I’m your Fairy Godmother, Cinderella!

                  CINDERELLA
So you’re going to help me get ready for the ball?

                  FAIRY GODMOTHER
Oh heavens no child, I’m here to help you call CPS!


                                       (Blackout.)

Babysitter (Second City Class Sketch)!

(A man enters a bedroom while his wife is sitting in a chair getting ready for a night out)

                   MAN
Honey, did you remember to call the babysitter!

                  WIFE
Why do we want to call someone to sit on the baby?


                                (Blackout.)

The Cast of the “Wrestling Rom Com” Sketch!

Brad-30s, Hollywood executive, black


Hulk Hogan-Based on his real life counterpart, old, loud mouth, brash, cocky,