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The Legend of Zelda II: Wings of a Warrior!
“Ganondorf was known as the King of the Gerudo. Although the race is primarily composed of females, legend has it that a sole male Gerudo is born every hundred years, thereby giving Ganondorf the respective title,”
Then it shows a picture of Ganondorf…subtitles at the bottom
“The power soon went into his head, he wanted more power,”
Then it shows Ganondorf holding the Triforce…subtitles at the bottom
“Ganondorf finds out that the Triforce will give him god-like powers, but soon the people of the Gerudo village found a new leader, Ganondorf was soon kick out and found a place with Hylians in the kingdom of Hyrule, as the kingdom’s general,”
Then it shows a picture of a kingdom on fire…subtitles at the bottom
“Hyrule soon became the biggest kingdom with Ganondorf’s help, because he took over other kingdoms and made them apart of Hyrule, and he built Hyrule’s top dungeons and soon he wanted more power,”
Then it shows a picture of Hyrule guards holding down Ganondorf….subtitles at the bottom
“Ganondorf was soon vanished from Hyrule for trying to kill the king, Ganondorf became a new villain, but Ganondorf was killed years later….or so we think,”
Then we hear evil laughing and lighting hits the screen.
Then we see a blue sky and playing in the background is The Legend of Zelda theme song, then we see the logo
Then we see Pit flying and under him in the background are the opening credits.
Soon we see the castle, and then in a window we see Link.
Link: Wow, I wonder how the rest of my life is going to be like
Then Link’s dad comes inside Link’s room.
King of Hyrule: My son Link, guess what
Link: What, I’m getting a new sword.
King of Hyrule: No, you’re getting married to a beautiful princess.
Link: But, is this an arranged marriage.
King of Hyrule: Yes, but your mother and I had an arranged marriage, and we had you and Zelda.
Link: But, what if I don’t love her.
King of Hyrule: You’ll grow to love her, and besides you’re a prince who needs to become king, good bye son.
Then the King of Hyrule walks out of Link’s bedroom
Then we see a tall attractive women come into Link’s bedroom
Link: O, hi Impa what do you want
Impa: I need you to come with me, I’m the protector of you and your family, now, come on
Now we see Big Harry, Josh, and Tingle playing cards!
Big Harry: I win again, you guys own me 4 gold jewels.
Josh: Man, well at least I’m glad being a knight in the Hyrule kingdom pays well.
Tingle: Well, it was fun playing with you guys, I have to get back to work at my magic shop.
Tingle walks out
Big Harry: Bye little buddy!
Then Link and Impa walk in.
Josh: Hey, how’s the prince doing?
Link: Fine, hey what do you guys think of arranged marriage?
Josh: Well, as long as the girl’s hot and has a nice rack it’s cool with me.
Josh and Big Harry start laughing and then Josh and Big Harry give each other a high-5
Impa: Hey, women are just as imported as men, we may not have as much rights as men but we do the work around here.
Impa walks out of the room
Link: You guys are idiots, women don’t understand ok, now get back to work.
Link walks out.
Big Harry frowns
Josh: What’s wrong big guy?
Big Harry: Well, I kind of like that Impa chick, and now I made upset, how I’m I going to ever find a girlfriend, and besides who wants to date a giant.
Josh: Hey, what if I could help you hook up with Impa, you’re a giant and she’s petty tall, you’ll go great together.
Big Harry: Alright, let’s do it!
Now we go to Princess Zelda’s bedroom
Link walks in.
Princess Zelda: Hey little bro, what’s wrong?
Link: Why, I’m I prince, and why do I have to get an arranged marriage, what if the girl doesn’t like me.
Princess Zelda: Well, if you want to make mom and dad happy go though with it, and don’t worry, if mom and dad can do it, so can you
Link turns his head and looks out the window.
Then though the window we see Pit flying.
Link: What’s that flying thing?
Princess Zelda: He’s back!
Princess Zelda runs out of her room.
Link: Whose back.
Then we see the king’s thrown room and the King of Hyrule and the Queen of Hyrule are talking to Pit.
Link: Who’s the kid with the wings?
Pit: Did he just call me kid, I’m 1,000 years old thank you very much, and I just look like a teenager.
King of Hyrule: Link, this is Pit and he’s the leader of Palutena’s royal bodyguard, he’s knows one of the goddesses that help make the Triforce.
Queen of Hyrule: So, what are you doing here Pit?
Pit: Well, I came for the Triforce, by orders of Palutena herself!
Princess Zelda: Wait, the Triforce was made for mortal beings to give them the powers of a god, why do you need it back?
Link: Yah, the only person I knew that earned the power of the Triforce was Ganondorf and we killed him.
Pit: Not exactly.
Then we go to a young man walking on the side of the river of lava.
Vaati: Hello, Ganondorf, where are you, I’m looking to help you take over the world.
Then Vaati sees Ganondorf and he looks burnt.
Vaati: Are you the great Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Help me to the fountain.
Vaati picks Ganondorf up.
Vaati: What fountain?
Ganondorf: The fountain of youth, you smartass!
Then we see the fountain of youth and Vaati throws Ganondorf into it.
Ganondorf is soon healing fast.
Ganondorf: So what is your name young man?
Vaati: My name is Vaati, I’m a wizard like you, I’m a Wind Mage, but I can also turn into a monster, so can I work for you or what?
Ganondorf: I’ll hirer you as my second-in-command, because my first one Onox died, so may I see your monster form?
Vaati: Yes, don’t blink!
Then we see a shadow of Vaati’s monster form.
Ganondorf: Perfect (then Ganondorf and Vaati laugh).
Now we go to a meeting with Pit, King of Hyrule, and Link
Pit: Now, we need an army ready because Ganondorf will send a lot of Octoroks, Like Likes, and Redeads
King of Hyrule: Ok, I’ll get General Lee to lead the army, now that just leaves Ganondorf, but who will kill him
Then a bald old man walks in wearing a red gown and had a white beard
King of Hyrule: Ah, Link have you met The Old Man, He knows every thing
Medusa: Stalfos, fresh from the Underworld.
Aoz: Do you have anything that can make me a Hylian
Tingle: Now why does a Zora want to change it’s race
Aoz puts jewels on the counter
Tingle: I’ll see what I have in stock
Tingle then comes back with a reddish-greenish potion
Tingle: Drink this, it will make you into a Hylian
Aoz then drinks the potion, and then turns into a beautiful young woman
Tingle: Here I got a mirror in the back
Aoz then screams
Aoz: That did it, that was enough jewels for the potion right
Tingle: Yes, but I’ll get you some clothes
Tingle went back and soon gave her a dress
Tingle: Thank you, come again, what a nice young women, to bad when she’ll turn back into a Zora though
Now we go to Link and Pit, soon they see an army of Octoroks and Stalfos. Pit shoots some with his bow and arrow, Link is fighting them with his sword. Link and Pit won
Pit: She must be back
Pit: Medusa, goddess of darkness, she is the only one who could have gotten an army of Stalfos
Then we hear clapping, then the screen turns to Vaati
Vaati: Well done, I could tell that you guys are looking for the Triforce, you guys aren’t going to get it
Then Vaati’s hands turn purplish-blackish color
Link: If it’s a fight you want, then it will be a fight you’ll get
Link starts running towards Vaati, when soon Kupr comes right in fount of Link
Kupr: Not on my watch
Link and Kupr started fighting, then we see Pit aim his arrow at Kupr, Pit fires and it hits Kupr in the leg
Then we see Vaati
Vaati: Well, so long suckers
Vaati then opens up a portal and gets away
Link then was about to coup the head off of Kupr when
Kupr: Listen, don’t kill me I’ll do anything you want
Link: How about you work for us, me and Pit
Kupr: Alright, Ganondorf is a dick anyway
Link: Welcome to the team.
Link and Kupr shake hands
Now we go to Impa and Princess Zelda fighting each other
Impa: Good Zelda, you’re a fast learner
Princess Zelda: Impa, do you think I’ll ever find a man of my own, since Link is right, I don’t want to have an arranged marriage either
Impa: You’ll grow to love who ever your parents pick, it’s a royal tradition
Princess Zelda: Impa, how about your love life, you haven found anyone, and you’re the same age as me and still single, find someone special already
Impa: If only I could
Then Big Harry walks in
Big Harry: Oh guys Link’s bride is here
Princess Zelda: She is, I want to meet my sister-in-law
Then Princess Zelda runs out of the room
As Big Harry was about to leave, Impa grabbed his arm
Big Harry: Did I do anything wrong, don’t worry I’ll go back and protect the gate
Impa: No you did nothing wrong, I heard you and your friend talking about me, do you like me or something
Big Harry: Well, yes, I kinda have a crush on you, but if you don’t want to date me I understand
Impa: No, it’s just, your nice and really want to know you, and I kinda thought you were nice, o my, I think I love you
Big Harry: I like to get to know you, maybe we can go on a date
Impa: Yes, I would love to go on a date with you, but I have something to ask you, are you a giant or a Hylian
Big Harry: Well, I’m a giant, but I was adopted by Hylians
Impa: What happened to your parents
Big Harry: Well…
Now we go to a flashback
Now we see two giants walking in the woods
Giant #1: O, our son needs a good how, we’re considered monsters just because of our size, but I don’t want my son growing up with giants, good thing he is a runt, because he won’t grow 19 feet like his parents, but 7 feet tall, so he can fit in with normal people
Giant #2: I don’t want to give up my baby, so what if he grows up in a world of giants, it doesn’t matter
Giant #1: Well, I guess you’re right, I
Then they heard a horn, then an army of knights came and started fighting the giants
The baby giant was on the ground whenThe Old Man soon picked him up
Great Deku Tree: No, I’m the Great Deku Tree, I can help you on your quest
Kupr: We killed Vaati, now were rich