Saturday, March 7, 2020
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The Con Artists can't help GunMan and Giant Woman!
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Badass, Goofy Villager and Cat Villager team up as the quest continues!
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The Slave Master tries to catch his slaves!
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Goofy Villager and Cat Villager meet Badass!
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The Con Artists debate in front of the Gods!
Dancing Wrestlers at the Arcade (KWE/BWC Wrestling Comedy Sketch)
INT-ARCADE-DAY
DISCO FEVER, a middle age man with an afro wearing a 70’s clothes and sunglasses, PUMP DADDY, a middle age man wearing a jumpsuit and a baseball cap, and SCOTT SUPERSTAR, a middle age man dressed in hippie attire, enter the arcade.
The arcade isn’t very crowded, but the three men start dancing around the arcade.
DISCO FEVER
Pump Daddy, Scott Superstar, what game do you all want to play?
PUMP DADDY
Dig Dug?
DISCO FEVER
No!
SCOTT
Street Fighter 2?
DISCO FEVER
No you idiots we’re going to play...
Disco Fever dances his way to a Dance Dance Revolution machine and starts to play it while Pump Daddy watches. Scott Superstar looks confused.
SCOTT
Okay, while you’re playing DDR, Disco Fever, I hear that Q*Bert machine calling my name.
Scott Superstar exits the scene but as he exits he’s doing the moonwalk. Disco Fever is done playing DDR and works up a sweat. As soon as Disco Fever gets off the DDR machine, Pump Daddy jumps right on it and begins playing.
DISCO FEVER
Try beating my high score Pump Daddy. I’m going to play a little Mortal Kombat and smoke a jay. Disco Fever, out!
Disco Fever dances his way out of the scene and while Pump Daddy is playing DDR, AMY SUPERSIZE, an obese young woman, enters and watches Pump Daddy play DDR. Amy Supersize puts a token on the DDR machine while Pump Daddy is still playing.
PUMP DADDY
You can’t be serious Ms. Supersize?
AMY
The name is, Amy Supersize, to you Pump Daddy. And I want a turn at Dance Dance Revolution.
Pump Daddy stops playing DDR and helps Amy Supersize gets on the DDR machine.
PUMP DADDY
Bet you can’t be my high score!
Amy Supersize starts playing DDR but she’s so big that the machine slowly starts breaking down. Pump Daddy noticing that the DDR machine is breaking down tries to push Amy Supersize off the DDR machine but to no avail. Scott Superstar holding a teddy bear and Disco Fever enter only to see that Amy Supersize broke the DDR machine.
Amy Supersize slowly walks off the DDR machine and dusts herself off. Pump Daddy sheds a little tear and removes his baseball cap as the DDR machine breaking down.
AMY
Well my pizza’s ready, I guess we’ll never know who had the high score now. Later.
Amy Supersize exits the scene as Pump Daddy starts sobbing and Disco Fever comforts him while Scott Superstar is playing with the teddy bear he won in the crane game.
DISCO FEVER
It’s okay my main man, they have another DDR machine in the back.
PUMP DADDY (CRYING)
She beat my high score though! I saw it before the machine broke down!
DISCO FEVER
Yeah, but no one will ever know because she broke the machine. So basically, I’m still the record holder!
PUMP DADDY
Yeah, wait what?
SCOTT
Excuse me you guys, but do any of you want to play some air hockey with me? Hello? I guess it’s just me and you Mr. Fuzzy Bear.
DISCO FEVER, a middle age man with an afro wearing a 70’s clothes and sunglasses, PUMP DADDY, a middle age man wearing a jumpsuit and a baseball cap, and SCOTT SUPERSTAR, a middle age man dressed in hippie attire, enter the arcade.
The arcade isn’t very crowded, but the three men start dancing around the arcade.
DISCO FEVER
Pump Daddy, Scott Superstar, what game do you all want to play?
PUMP DADDY
Dig Dug?
DISCO FEVER
No!
SCOTT
Street Fighter 2?
DISCO FEVER
No you idiots we’re going to play...
Disco Fever dances his way to a Dance Dance Revolution machine and starts to play it while Pump Daddy watches. Scott Superstar looks confused.
SCOTT
Okay, while you’re playing DDR, Disco Fever, I hear that Q*Bert machine calling my name.
Scott Superstar exits the scene but as he exits he’s doing the moonwalk. Disco Fever is done playing DDR and works up a sweat. As soon as Disco Fever gets off the DDR machine, Pump Daddy jumps right on it and begins playing.
DISCO FEVER
Try beating my high score Pump Daddy. I’m going to play a little Mortal Kombat and smoke a jay. Disco Fever, out!
Disco Fever dances his way out of the scene and while Pump Daddy is playing DDR, AMY SUPERSIZE, an obese young woman, enters and watches Pump Daddy play DDR. Amy Supersize puts a token on the DDR machine while Pump Daddy is still playing.
PUMP DADDY
You can’t be serious Ms. Supersize?
AMY
The name is, Amy Supersize, to you Pump Daddy. And I want a turn at Dance Dance Revolution.
Pump Daddy stops playing DDR and helps Amy Supersize gets on the DDR machine.
PUMP DADDY
Bet you can’t be my high score!
Amy Supersize starts playing DDR but she’s so big that the machine slowly starts breaking down. Pump Daddy noticing that the DDR machine is breaking down tries to push Amy Supersize off the DDR machine but to no avail. Scott Superstar holding a teddy bear and Disco Fever enter only to see that Amy Supersize broke the DDR machine.
Amy Supersize slowly walks off the DDR machine and dusts herself off. Pump Daddy sheds a little tear and removes his baseball cap as the DDR machine breaking down.
AMY
Well my pizza’s ready, I guess we’ll never know who had the high score now. Later.
Amy Supersize exits the scene as Pump Daddy starts sobbing and Disco Fever comforts him while Scott Superstar is playing with the teddy bear he won in the crane game.
DISCO FEVER
It’s okay my main man, they have another DDR machine in the back.
PUMP DADDY (CRYING)
She beat my high score though! I saw it before the machine broke down!
DISCO FEVER
Yeah, but no one will ever know because she broke the machine. So basically, I’m still the record holder!
PUMP DADDY
Yeah, wait what?
SCOTT
Excuse me you guys, but do any of you want to play some air hockey with me? Hello? I guess it’s just me and you Mr. Fuzzy Bear.
The Pharaoh Wants Ice Cream (KWE/BWC Wrestling Comedy Sketch)
INT. ICE CREAM PARLOR-DAY
THE PHARAOH, a young male dressed like an Egyptian pharaoh, and OJAY THE GIANT, a giant male with a long beard wearing sheik and holding a battle axe, are waiting in line at an ice cream parlor.
THE PHARAOH
I want ice cream now! Why is this line so long, Ojay?
OJAY
Pharaoh, it appears that someone is trying to decide what ice cream flavor they want.
In the front of the line is VIKING RICK, a huge male viking, and THE JAZZ MAN, an older black man wearing a tuxedo and holding a trumpet, are the ones holding up the line as Viking Rick is eating a lot of free samples very fast.
THE JAZZ MAN
Pick a flavor Rick. You can’t eat them all, especially when I’m paying.
VIKING RICK
Hold your horses, Jazz Man. Viking Rick is thinking. Viking Rick never had ice cream before and Viking Rick must choose the greatest flavor ever.
The Pharaoh cuts through the line and heads to the front only for Viking Rick to pick him up and brings him back to his original spot in line.
VIKING RICK
No cutting in line Pharaoh. Viking Rick is still thinking. Viking Rick wants greatest flavor ever.
THE PHARAOH
Just pick something already Viking Rick or else.
VIKING RICK
Oh else what?
THE PHARAOH
I curse you!
OJAY
No, you can’t be serious Pharaoh. You can’t curse a man over ice cream.
VIKING RICK
Viking Rick don’t believe in curses Viking Rick only believe in Thor. Now back to choosing ice cream I go.
Viking Rick heads back to the front of the line and finally chooses to order a root beer float. The Jazz Man orders an ice cream cone for himself. The Jazz Man pays the ice cream vender and he and Viking Rick find a table to eat their ice cream.
The Pharaoh and Ojay finally reach the end of the line and order their ice cream.
THE PHARAOH
I will have cookie dough please.
OJAY
And I will have...
THE PHARAOH
You will have nothing. So speaks The Pharaoh.
OJAY
Yes Pharaoh.
The Pharaoh gets an ice cream cone while Ojay pays the ice cream vender. But before The Pharaoh could eat his ice cream, the ice cream falls off the cone. The Pharaoh starts boiling with anger.
THE PHARAOH
That’s it! I am putting a curse on this whole place.
OJAY
Pharaoh you can’t.
THE PHARAOH
Watch me Ojay. Now this ice cream parlor shall be cursed.
The Pharaoh starts waving his hands around and chanting a spell, but before The Pharaoh could finish casting his curse, Viking Rick hits The Pharaoh in the back of the head with his mug of root beer.
The Pharaoh is knocked out after being hit in the head and Ojay starts bowing down to Viking Rick.
OJAY
You saved us all Viking Rick!
VIKING RICK
Viking Rick loves a good fight and a good root beer float. Viking Rick has to go now for Viking Rick’s work here is done.
Viking Rick chugs his root beer float and throws the mug on the ground, breaking it. Viking Rick exits the scene while The Jazz Man starts to play his trumpet.
Ojay starts to dance to The Jazz Man’s music as The Pharaoh slowly gets up. The Pharaoh is rubbing his head and is very confused.
THE PHARAOH
Ouch, Ojay, bring me my royal headache pills.
Ojay stops dancing and picks up The Pharaoh. Ojay throws The Pharaoh through the window of the ice cream parlor. The Jazz Man is still playing his trumpet and after dusting himself off after throwing The Pharaoh through the window, Ojay continues to dance.
END
THE PHARAOH, a young male dressed like an Egyptian pharaoh, and OJAY THE GIANT, a giant male with a long beard wearing sheik and holding a battle axe, are waiting in line at an ice cream parlor.
THE PHARAOH
I want ice cream now! Why is this line so long, Ojay?
OJAY
Pharaoh, it appears that someone is trying to decide what ice cream flavor they want.
In the front of the line is VIKING RICK, a huge male viking, and THE JAZZ MAN, an older black man wearing a tuxedo and holding a trumpet, are the ones holding up the line as Viking Rick is eating a lot of free samples very fast.
THE JAZZ MAN
Pick a flavor Rick. You can’t eat them all, especially when I’m paying.
VIKING RICK
Hold your horses, Jazz Man. Viking Rick is thinking. Viking Rick never had ice cream before and Viking Rick must choose the greatest flavor ever.
The Pharaoh cuts through the line and heads to the front only for Viking Rick to pick him up and brings him back to his original spot in line.
VIKING RICK
No cutting in line Pharaoh. Viking Rick is still thinking. Viking Rick wants greatest flavor ever.
THE PHARAOH
Just pick something already Viking Rick or else.
VIKING RICK
Oh else what?
THE PHARAOH
I curse you!
OJAY
No, you can’t be serious Pharaoh. You can’t curse a man over ice cream.
VIKING RICK
Viking Rick don’t believe in curses Viking Rick only believe in Thor. Now back to choosing ice cream I go.
Viking Rick heads back to the front of the line and finally chooses to order a root beer float. The Jazz Man orders an ice cream cone for himself. The Jazz Man pays the ice cream vender and he and Viking Rick find a table to eat their ice cream.
The Pharaoh and Ojay finally reach the end of the line and order their ice cream.
THE PHARAOH
I will have cookie dough please.
OJAY
And I will have...
THE PHARAOH
You will have nothing. So speaks The Pharaoh.
OJAY
Yes Pharaoh.
The Pharaoh gets an ice cream cone while Ojay pays the ice cream vender. But before The Pharaoh could eat his ice cream, the ice cream falls off the cone. The Pharaoh starts boiling with anger.
THE PHARAOH
That’s it! I am putting a curse on this whole place.
OJAY
Pharaoh you can’t.
THE PHARAOH
Watch me Ojay. Now this ice cream parlor shall be cursed.
The Pharaoh starts waving his hands around and chanting a spell, but before The Pharaoh could finish casting his curse, Viking Rick hits The Pharaoh in the back of the head with his mug of root beer.
The Pharaoh is knocked out after being hit in the head and Ojay starts bowing down to Viking Rick.
OJAY
You saved us all Viking Rick!
VIKING RICK
Viking Rick loves a good fight and a good root beer float. Viking Rick has to go now for Viking Rick’s work here is done.
Viking Rick chugs his root beer float and throws the mug on the ground, breaking it. Viking Rick exits the scene while The Jazz Man starts to play his trumpet.
Ojay starts to dance to The Jazz Man’s music as The Pharaoh slowly gets up. The Pharaoh is rubbing his head and is very confused.
THE PHARAOH
Ouch, Ojay, bring me my royal headache pills.
Ojay stops dancing and picks up The Pharaoh. Ojay throws The Pharaoh through the window of the ice cream parlor. The Jazz Man is still playing his trumpet and after dusting himself off after throwing The Pharaoh through the window, Ojay continues to dance.
END
Gus and Gus Prank Lucky (KWE/BWC Wrestling Comedy Sketch)
INT. BACKSTAGE AREA-DAY
LUCKY, an elderly male janitor, is mopping up when he sees a dollar bill on the ground.
LUCKY
A dollar! Why it’s my lucky day!
Lucky tries picking up the dollar, but little does he know it’s being pulled by a string. As Lucky tries to pick up the dollar, a string is pulling it away from him.
CUT TO.
GUS MCOTTO, a nerdy young man wearing a letterman jacket, and GRASSHOPPER GUS JR., a nerdy young man wearing a grasshopper costume, are laughing as Gus McOtto pulls the string that moves the dollar bill further away from Lucky.
GUS
This is great.
GRASSHOPPER GUS JR.
Gus, after this are we going to give Lucky that special jar of peanuts?
GUS
Hold your horses, Grasshopper. It’s getting harder to pull the string. Do you mind giving me a hand?
GRASSHOPPER GUS JR.
Sure buddy. Gus for real are we going to give Lucky that special jar of peanuts?
GUS
Just help me pull the damn string. I wonder what’s going on?
CUT TO.
Lucky is trying to put the dollar bill in the vending machine, Gus keeps pulling it out. Lucky then spots the string attached to the dollar. Lucky pulls out a pair of scissors and cuts the string.
Lucky picks up the string and follows it to Gus and Grasshopper Gus Jr.
LUCKY
I should have known you too had something to do with this. How many times have I told you not to play pranks on people?
GUS
Ten times, Lucky, ten times.
LUCKY
Well I hope you both learned your lesson. Now I have to get back to that vending machine and...
Suddenly out of nowhere HILLBILLY JOY, an obese hillbilly young woman dressed in hillbilly attire and wearing a trucker cap, walks in eating a candy bar.
JOY
What are you three fighting about?
LUCKY
Hillbilly Joy, where did you get that candy bar?
JOY
Funny story, Lucky. I went up to the vending machine to get myself a candy bar and well, I didn’t have to pay. The machine gave me a free one.
LUCKY
Damn it, Hillbilly Joy, that was my dollar in the vending machine and that should be my candy bar.
JOY
No big deal. I got two candy bars. Here take this one.
Hillbilly Joy hands Lucky a candy bar and walks away eating her other candy bar. Lucky starts eating the candy bar and then spits it out.
LUCKY
Dang it! There’s no nuts in this candy bar.
Grasshopper Gus Jr. then hands Lucky a jar of peanuts.
GRASSHOPPER GUS JR.
Here you go Lucky.
LUCKY
Wow, peanuts! Don’t mind if I do.
Lucky opens the jar and starts eating peanuts. Gus McOtto looks confused while Grasshopper Gus Jr. starts laughing.
LUCKY
Thanks for the peanuts boys. Anyway I have to get back to mopping. So see you later.
Lucky walks away and Gus McOtto places his hand on Grasshopper Gus Jr.’s shoulder.
GUS
What the hell was that, dude?
GRASSHOPPER GUS JR.
Gus, Lucky ate that special jar of peanuts.
GUS
Grasshopper, I thought when you were going to give Lucky a special jar of peanuts it would be a prank jar. You know with the spring snakes?
GRASSHOPPER GUS JR.
They sell those? But honestly I meant a special jar of peanuts for Lucky because I know he likes peanuts and he’s special.
GUS
Idiot.
LUCKY (O.S.)
Oh my! Fire!
Gus and Grasshopper Gus Jr. rush over to help Lucky and they see a flaming bag on the ground. Gus and Grasshopper Gus Jr. starts stumping on the flaming bag to put the fire out only to discover that the flaming bag was filled with dog poop.
Lucky starts laughing and slaps his knee.
LUCKY
Now who’s the prank master!
Gus and Grasshopper Gus Jr. start bowing down before Lucky.
END
LUCKY, an elderly male janitor, is mopping up when he sees a dollar bill on the ground.
LUCKY
A dollar! Why it’s my lucky day!
Lucky tries picking up the dollar, but little does he know it’s being pulled by a string. As Lucky tries to pick up the dollar, a string is pulling it away from him.
CUT TO.
GUS MCOTTO, a nerdy young man wearing a letterman jacket, and GRASSHOPPER GUS JR., a nerdy young man wearing a grasshopper costume, are laughing as Gus McOtto pulls the string that moves the dollar bill further away from Lucky.
GUS
This is great.
GRASSHOPPER GUS JR.
Gus, after this are we going to give Lucky that special jar of peanuts?
GUS
Hold your horses, Grasshopper. It’s getting harder to pull the string. Do you mind giving me a hand?
GRASSHOPPER GUS JR.
Sure buddy. Gus for real are we going to give Lucky that special jar of peanuts?
GUS
Just help me pull the damn string. I wonder what’s going on?
CUT TO.
Lucky is trying to put the dollar bill in the vending machine, Gus keeps pulling it out. Lucky then spots the string attached to the dollar. Lucky pulls out a pair of scissors and cuts the string.
Lucky picks up the string and follows it to Gus and Grasshopper Gus Jr.
LUCKY
I should have known you too had something to do with this. How many times have I told you not to play pranks on people?
GUS
Ten times, Lucky, ten times.
LUCKY
Well I hope you both learned your lesson. Now I have to get back to that vending machine and...
Suddenly out of nowhere HILLBILLY JOY, an obese hillbilly young woman dressed in hillbilly attire and wearing a trucker cap, walks in eating a candy bar.
JOY
What are you three fighting about?
LUCKY
Hillbilly Joy, where did you get that candy bar?
JOY
Funny story, Lucky. I went up to the vending machine to get myself a candy bar and well, I didn’t have to pay. The machine gave me a free one.
LUCKY
Damn it, Hillbilly Joy, that was my dollar in the vending machine and that should be my candy bar.
JOY
No big deal. I got two candy bars. Here take this one.
Hillbilly Joy hands Lucky a candy bar and walks away eating her other candy bar. Lucky starts eating the candy bar and then spits it out.
LUCKY
Dang it! There’s no nuts in this candy bar.
Grasshopper Gus Jr. then hands Lucky a jar of peanuts.
GRASSHOPPER GUS JR.
Here you go Lucky.
LUCKY
Wow, peanuts! Don’t mind if I do.
Lucky opens the jar and starts eating peanuts. Gus McOtto looks confused while Grasshopper Gus Jr. starts laughing.
LUCKY
Thanks for the peanuts boys. Anyway I have to get back to mopping. So see you later.
Lucky walks away and Gus McOtto places his hand on Grasshopper Gus Jr.’s shoulder.
GUS
What the hell was that, dude?
GRASSHOPPER GUS JR.
Gus, Lucky ate that special jar of peanuts.
GUS
Grasshopper, I thought when you were going to give Lucky a special jar of peanuts it would be a prank jar. You know with the spring snakes?
GRASSHOPPER GUS JR.
They sell those? But honestly I meant a special jar of peanuts for Lucky because I know he likes peanuts and he’s special.
GUS
Idiot.
LUCKY (O.S.)
Oh my! Fire!
Gus and Grasshopper Gus Jr. rush over to help Lucky and they see a flaming bag on the ground. Gus and Grasshopper Gus Jr. starts stumping on the flaming bag to put the fire out only to discover that the flaming bag was filled with dog poop.
Lucky starts laughing and slaps his knee.
LUCKY
Now who’s the prank master!
Gus and Grasshopper Gus Jr. start bowing down before Lucky.
END
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