INT. ICE CREAM PARLOR-DAY
THE PHARAOH, a young male dressed like an Egyptian pharaoh, and OJAY THE GIANT, a giant male with a long beard wearing sheik and holding a battle axe, are waiting in line at an ice cream parlor.
THE PHARAOH
I want ice cream now! Why is this line so long, Ojay?
OJAY
Pharaoh, it appears that someone is trying to decide what ice cream flavor they want.
In the front of the line is VIKING RICK, a huge male viking, and THE JAZZ MAN, an older black man wearing a tuxedo and holding a trumpet, are the ones holding up the line as Viking Rick is eating a lot of free samples very fast.
THE JAZZ MAN
Pick a flavor Rick. You can’t eat them all, especially when I’m paying.
VIKING RICK
Hold your horses, Jazz Man. Viking Rick is thinking. Viking Rick never had ice cream before and Viking Rick must choose the greatest flavor ever.
The Pharaoh cuts through the line and heads to the front only for Viking Rick to pick him up and brings him back to his original spot in line.
VIKING RICK
No cutting in line Pharaoh. Viking Rick is still thinking. Viking Rick wants greatest flavor ever.
THE PHARAOH
Just pick something already Viking Rick or else.
VIKING RICK
Oh else what?
THE PHARAOH
I curse you!
OJAY
No, you can’t be serious Pharaoh. You can’t curse a man over ice cream.
VIKING RICK
Viking Rick don’t believe in curses Viking Rick only believe in Thor. Now back to choosing ice cream I go.
Viking Rick heads back to the front of the line and finally chooses to order a root beer float. The Jazz Man orders an ice cream cone for himself. The Jazz Man pays the ice cream vender and he and Viking Rick find a table to eat their ice cream.
The Pharaoh and Ojay finally reach the end of the line and order their ice cream.
THE PHARAOH
I will have cookie dough please.
OJAY
And I will have...
THE PHARAOH
You will have nothing. So speaks The Pharaoh.
OJAY
Yes Pharaoh.
The Pharaoh gets an ice cream cone while Ojay pays the ice cream vender. But before The Pharaoh could eat his ice cream, the ice cream falls off the cone. The Pharaoh starts boiling with anger.
THE PHARAOH
That’s it! I am putting a curse on this whole place.
OJAY
Pharaoh you can’t.
THE PHARAOH
Watch me Ojay. Now this ice cream parlor shall be cursed.
The Pharaoh starts waving his hands around and chanting a spell, but before The Pharaoh could finish casting his curse, Viking Rick hits The Pharaoh in the back of the head with his mug of root beer.
The Pharaoh is knocked out after being hit in the head and Ojay starts bowing down to Viking Rick.
OJAY
You saved us all Viking Rick!
VIKING RICK
Viking Rick loves a good fight and a good root beer float. Viking Rick has to go now for Viking Rick’s work here is done.
Viking Rick chugs his root beer float and throws the mug on the ground, breaking it. Viking Rick exits the scene while The Jazz Man starts to play his trumpet.
Ojay starts to dance to The Jazz Man’s music as The Pharaoh slowly gets up. The Pharaoh is rubbing his head and is very confused.
THE PHARAOH
Ouch, Ojay, bring me my royal headache pills.
Ojay stops dancing and picks up The Pharaoh. Ojay throws The Pharaoh through the window of the ice cream parlor. The Jazz Man is still playing his trumpet and after dusting himself off after throwing The Pharaoh through the window, Ojay continues to dance.
END
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