Thursday, October 31, 2013

Spotty's Debut and Evolution!

Spotty a.k.a. my Mickey Mouse, my mascot for all my stories. Spotty is truly my favorite character I've ever created. Spotty has evolved over the years because as a writer my ideas evolve as well. Originally Spotty was an adventurer and after years of just putting him in places I decided to give him a job. A very silly job. He's now a toaster salesman. Also Spotty used to be pretty normal, now today's Spotty is basically like a Homer Simpson or a Peter Griffin-like character a.k.a. the loveable idiot. Also Spotty's originally stories were basically childish, now they basically became a little bit more mature with like a lot of sex jokes and drug references. So to end this post here's his first appearance and his debut in Doo(d)le Book #2. Also another thing to note is that Spotty's look has changed over the years as well. For example he used to have a lot of spots, now he has less spots, also he had a tail, now he doesn't have a tail. Also his nose used to be a brown line, now it's a round black dot. If I can only say one thing, it all started with a dog. Thanks 4 Reading!




Monday, October 28, 2013

An Old Friend Goes To Jail!

I was sad when I learned an old friend of mine went to jail. The sad thing was I never saw it coming. My friend Kenny did something stupid back in the day and he may still be in jail. Now I share with you a newspaper article about my old friend. I wish him the best. And who knows, maybe he's a free man again. Enjoy this story, he was a very good friend and I'm sad this happened to him!

Tribute to AJ Lubecker's Comic Strips!

I recently found some old comic strips my cousin drew when we were kids. We used to work together a lot but now he's moved on. But I like the fact that none of my cousin's characters are dead. I continue their legacy in my new stories. Some of which you can read on my blog. Now then, these comics were from a magazine my cousins and I used to make when we were kids called "Silly Comics". Now here they are, long lost comic strips created by my cousin AJ Lubecker. Enjoy!






Tuesday, October 15, 2013

My Top Ten Favorite Muppet Show Muppets!


1.     The Great Gonzo

2.     Beauregard

3.     Swedish Chef

4.     Fozzie Bear

5.     Rowlf the Dog

6.     Lew Zealand

7.     Uncle Deadly

8.     Sam

9.     Thog

10.  Rizzo the Rat

My Top Ten Favorite Sci-Fi Authors!


1.     Philip K. Dick

2.     H. G. Wells

3.     Robert A. Heinlein

4.     Jules Verne

5.     H. P. Lovecraft

6.     Stan Lee

7.     Jack Kirby

8.     Isaac Asimov

9.     Frank Herbert

10.  Orson Scott Card

My Top Ten Favorite DC Comics Super Villains!


1.     Lex Luthor

2.     The Joker

3.     Darkseid

4.     Sinestro

5.     Solomon Grundy

6.     Gorilla Grodd

7.     Mister Mxyzptlk

8.     Bizarro

9.     Two-Face

10.  Deathstroke

My Top Ten Favorite Stand-Up Comedians!


1.     Jonathan Winters

2.     Robin Williams

3.     George Carlin

4.     Gabriel Iglesias

5.     Eddie Murphy

6.     Dave Chappelle

7.     Adam Sandler

8.     Patton Oswalt

9.     Paul F. Tompkins

10.  Jim Carrey

My Top Ten Favorite Classic Cartoon Characters!


1.     Daffy Duck

2.     Goofy

3.     Peg-Leg Pete

4.     Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

5.     Woody Woodpecker

6.     Yosemite Sam

7.     Wile E. Coyote

8.     Foghorn Leghorn

9.     Beetle Bailey

10.  H├Ągar the Horrible

My Top Ten Favorite Marvel Comics Super Villains!


1.     Doctor Doom

2.     Loki

3.     Thanos

4.     Doctor Octopus

5.     Blob

6.     Apocalypse

7.     The Leader

8.     Whiplash

9.     Fin Fang Foom

10.  Venom

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Happy Birthday Everybody: 2013 Edition!

I just like to wish my friends and family who's birthday's already happened or that are in the near future a happy birthday. Now I share with you some of the birthday cards I made 4 them. Enjoy!






 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Faterella: The Original Version Part 9!


Nick is talking to Riddle Fox. “Hey, Riddle Fox can you teach me some magic,” asked Nick. “Yes I can,” said Riddle Fox. Faterella sighs and then Nick feels a tap on the shoulder. “Nick, we should probably head back home,” said Faterella. “Yah, you’re right, sis.  Bye you guys.  It was nice to get to know you better.  Riddle Fox, catch up with you sometime,” said Nick. Nick and Faterella are about to leave when May Charming comes out in front of Nick and Faterella.  “Hey, you guys can live with us and become a part of the royal family because of saving the kingdom and all.  If you guys want to live here, tell me now, please,” asked May Charming. “You mean even though we lied to you guys, you want us to live with you?” said Faterella. “We love rou…I rean…I…roh crap…,” said Wild Man. Faterella goes up and kisses Wild Man and Faterella and the Wild Man begin making out. “So again, do you want to live with us?” asked May Charming. “We’ll do it, but it looks like me and you are in-laws,” said Nick. Then everyone at the Charming ball cheered.

 Nick and Faterella soon move in with the Charming family. And just like that Nick and Faterella live the life of royalty.  Faterella and Prince Charming (Wild Man) announce their engagement and will soon be married. Now we go to a couple of days after the ball where Nick is walking around the Charming castle wearing nice clothes instead of rags. Nick is also the royal advisor to the Charming family as well. “Man, I must be the luckiest kid in the world.  I’m glad that I don’t live with my evil stepmother anymore, but I do wonder how Riddle Fox knew my father. Who cares! For now, I’m part of the royal family. Dreams can come true,” said Nick. Riddle Fox shows up floating towards Nick. “Speaking of your father, Nick, I know who your father really is and he’s not dead,” said Riddle Fox. “My dad’s not dead?  Who is he?” asked Nick. “That dream…do you remember it?” asked Riddle Fox. “What dream?” asked Nick. “The battlefield and the man in the black armor talking to you….remember now?” asked Riddle Fox.

“That man in the black armor is my real father? He talked to me through my dreams.  That’s messed up.  What’s my dad’s name?” asked Nick. “Your dad’s name is Dark Mark.  He is an evil king in the Magical Universe.  Dark Mark has killed many people and you are the only one who can stop him killing anymore people” said Riddle Fox. “So, my father is the bad guy?  What’s the Magical Universe anyway?” asked Nick. “You see long ago, the world of man and the world of magical creatures were one.  But when man and the magical creatures’ relationship began to change, man began war against the magical creatures and to end these wars, the magical creatures created their own universe.  That universe, Nick, is the Magical Universe,” said Riddle Fox. “So, will I get to go to the Magical Universe someday?” asked Nick. “When the time is right. Let’s begin your training, young one,” said Riddle Fox. Nick and Riddle Fox begin training together with their magical powers. There were a lot of morals in this story, like beauty is in the eye of the beholder, life is what you make of it….and…dreams really can come true…all you have to do is wish…and believe!  The End!
 
The Cast of Faterella!
·        Faterella
·        Nick
·        Prince Charming (Wild Man)
·        May Charming (Melted Girl)
·        Barney Scott
·        Riddle Fox
·        Alfred Charming
·        Mr. We
·        Dark Mark
·        El Killo
 
 
 
 
 
 

Faterella: The Original Version Part 8!


Prince Charming and Cinderella (Faterella) are dancing together and then all of a sudden Prince Charming and Cinderella (Faterella) both feel funny. “Oh man, I don’t feel so good,” said Cinderella (Faterella). Then Cinderella (Faterella) notices her clothes are feeling tighter.  She appears to be getting fatter. “Oh crap! I have to go,” cried Faterella. Faterella ran away. “Wait!  What’s wrong Rinder…RI rean…roh ro,” cried Prince Charming. Prince Charming is slowly turning into the Wild Man and then he fleas. But before they can get any further, Alfred appears from out of nowhere and his hands start to glow. “Time for the truth to be revealed.  Time to put these freaks where they belong,” yelled Alfred Charming. Alfred Charming makes two cages trapping Prince Charming and Cinderella out of dark light. “What’s going on here?” cried Prince Charming.  “Where did these cages come from?” cried Faterella. You see once his ugly siblings became extremely good looking, Alfred Charming is no longer the sexiest man alive.  Alfred Charming can now forever use his magical powers for evil. “Behold, I give you the real Prince Charming,” yelled Alfred Charming. Before everyone’s eyes, Prince Charming turns into the Wild Man and lets out a loud roar. Alfred Charming starts laughing evilly. “You see, the man you voted the sexiest man in the land is in reality a monster. What about his girlfriend over in cage number two?” yelled Alfred Charming.

Nick just defeated El Killo in their fight. “I guess we better hurry up and stop Alfred,” said Nick. “I believe it’s too late for that,” said Riddle Fox. Then Riddle Fox points to Alfred Charming who is floating above everyone.  Alfred Charming’s eyes and hands were glowing like a dark light. “Brother, let’s see who you’re girlfriend really is,” yelled Alfred Charming. Alfred Charming points to Cinderella who has turned back into Faterella. “No!  I want to be thin again,” cried Faterella. Alfred Charming begins to laugh evilly. “It ras rou I rell rin love rith the whole time…rit rall makes sense now,” cried Wild Man (Prince Charming). Nick comes out with Riddle Fox and May Charming by his side. “People, the Charming’s are freaks, but I take it you guys already figured that one out,” yelled Nick. “Nick, what’s going on?,” cried Faterella. “Please Alfred turn things back to normal!!” cried May Charming.  “Normal?  May this is what’s normal from now on,” yelled Alfred Charming. “But why Alfred? Why are you doing this?” cried May Charming. “You haven’t figured it out?  I used to be the pretty boy.  I used to be the sole heir to the Charming kingdom throne.  But now that some stupid talking fox turned you to into supermodels my spotlight is taken away from me.  Now that you two are freaks again, Mom and Dad will give you back to Mr. We and the kingdom will be mine again.  I WANT TO BE KING!!” yelled Alfred Charming. “But the people know the truth already.  Mom and Dad said we can stay after the truth is revealed.  Since you told everybody the truth, we can stay,” cried May Charming. “Enough then.  I guess I’ll just kill you both. The world doesn’t need freaks anyway,” yelled Alfred Charming. At that moment Nick flies into the room and punches Alfred Charming.  “How dare you punch me, peasant,” yelled Alfred Charming in anger. “If I could kick El Killo’s butt, I can defiantly defeat you,” yelled Nick. Nick’s hands begin to glow blue while Alfred’s hands began to glow red. Nick and Alfred Charming are fighting with their magic.  They are flying around in the air while blasting each other with magical lights. May Charming and Riddle Fox watch the fight along with everyone else at the Charming ball.  “Who will win this fight Riddle Fox?” asked May Charming.  “I don’t know May, I just don’t know,” said Riddle Fox. “You can’t win Nick, I’m stronger then you,” yelled Alfred Charming. “Yes, I can,” yelled Nick. Nick shoots Alfred with a magic ball of light and after Alfred is hit with it, he falls to the ground. The blast of the magic ball of light kills Alfred Charming.  “Rest in peace Alfred.  Sorry I killed you, but I had to do it because I knew you were evil to the world and your family,” said Nick. Nick is wounded and beaten, but able to walk. El Killo run out and grabs Alfred Charming’s dead body. El Killo begins crying. “Master Alfred is dead.  No!  I have no one to protect anymore.  My life is meaningless.” With Alfred dead the cages he created disappear and Faterella and the Wild Man are free. They slowly walk over towards each other.  “So this is the real you?  I guess all those magazines lied about you?” said Faterella. “Yah, rorry ror thinking rou were ra ruy refore,” said Wild Man.  “Wow, I guess we should have just told each other the truth,” said Faterella. Wild Man (Prince Charming) nods his head in agreement.

Meanwhile the castle guards are arresting El Killo. The castle guards spot Nick because El Killo points in his direction. “Arrest that criminal, he killed royalty,” cried El Killo. “Thanks for taking care of Alfred Charming, we know he was the bad guy here, Nick,” said the Castle guard #1. Castle guard #1 winks at Nick and Nick gives him a thumbs up.  “Damn it, I did nothing wrong here!” cried El Killo. “El Killo, you’re fired after years of being the royal family bodyguard.  Take him to the dungeon,” said May Charming.  “What…no…no…I am the best fighter in the world.  This isn’t happening…Charming family…I will get my revenge,” cried El Killo. El Killo is taken away to the dungeon where he will serve a life sentence for helping Alfred Charming. Now, it’s almost time for the final chapter! How will this story end? Read on to find out!

Faterella: The Original Version Part 7!


Cinderella (Faterella) and Prince Charming are still dancing and Nick is eating like crazy at the buffet. “Man this is awesome!  I’m surprised they let me into this ball.  It’s a good thing I lied and said I was Cinderella’s Jewish agent.  Ha, I’m not even Jewish,” said Nick to himself with food in his mouth. Nick turns around and sees a hot chick that looks like his age walking towards the buffet table. Nick’s jaw drops when he sees her.  “Wow! That girl looks mighty fine.  Hey, since I have magical powers I bet I could…,” said Nick to himself. Nick snaps his fingers and he turns himself into a male model. Nick goes up to the girl now looking and talking like a stud. The reality of the situation is that Nick may have turned himself into a stud male model, but little does he know, the girl who’s hot is just like him.  Without magic she is ugly and nerdy.  But I again don’t want to spoil anything for you.  Nick goes up to the beautiful girl to flirt with her.  “Hello, what’s your name beautiful?” asked Nick. “My name is May Charming,” said May Charming. “Wow you’re a Charming?  I have never heard of you before.  Like in the media.  They never mention you as being part of the Charming family.  Aren’t you mad your brother gets all the fame?” asked Nick. “Well, I don’t really like being in the spotlight that much,” said May Charming. “Yah, your brothers are everywhere.  And guess what?  My sister has the biggest crush on your brother.  To me, you all seemed like spoiled brats.  No offense,” said Nick. “Oh don’t worry, I understand.  We’re rich and famous, so people think that from time to time.  So what’s your name?” asked May Charming. “Oh my name…okay…it’s…it’s…crap…,” said Nick. Then May Charming begins to feel funny and she looks at her hands. All of a sudden the skin on May Charming’s hands begins to melt as if it were burning. “What’s wrong, beautiful?” asked Nick.  “I’m not going to be beautiful for long…I mean…look over there,” cried May Charming. Nick turns where May Charming points and then as he turns back he sees May Charming running away into the shadows then Nick runs after May Charming. Prince Charming and Cinderella stop dancing and look at each other. “I…,” said Prince Charming and Cinderella at the same time. “You first,” said Cinderella. “I think I love you.  I may choose you to be my bride, but somehow I feel like I know you from somewhere else,” said Prince Charming. “How do you mean?” asked Cinderella. “Well, you kind of sound like this girl I met somewhere, but besides your hair and eyes, you look nothing like her,” said Prince Charming. “Do you remember her name?” asked Cinderella. “Well…I think her name was Faterella.  I just wish I could apologize to her,” said Prince Charming. “Faterella?  I know her.  She’s a famous sumo wrestler.  Why do you want to apologize to her?” asked Cinderella. “Well, I kind of embarrassed her a couple of days ago.  I didn’t really mean to hurt her feelings and the guilt has been driving me crazy,” said Prince Charming. “Trust me, she’s probably forgiven you already, but anyway, I love you too.  I always have,” said Cinderella. Prince Charming and Cinderella finally kiss each other. Nick tries to find May Charming. But Nick soon stops because he sees May Charming talking to Riddle Fox? “What the heck!  Riddle Fox, what are you doing here?” asked Nick. “Nick…is that you…wow…you know how to use your magical powers don’t yah?” said Riddle Fox. “Cut the crap!  Why are you helping the…what the…,”said Nick. Nick sees the real May Charming who is actually Melted Girl. Nick screams in horror and immediately vomits after looking at Melted Girl.

 “Wait a minute…May Charming is Melted Girl?  I seen pictures of her once in a freak show.  Wait a minute. I heard stories of a freak running lose in the kingdom on occasion. They said the Charming family knew something about another freak called the Wild Man, but he…Prince Charming is the Wild Man isn’t he?” cried Nick. “Yah, Prince Charming and I are freaks in real life okay?” said Melted Girl. Melted Girl begins to cry. “Look, I’m sorry I screamed and vomited in front of you.  But you must know I have my secrets too,” said Nick. Nick turns back into his nerd form. “I wasn’t good looking either, but anyway, man, wouldn’t Faterella find this…Oh my god! Faterella is falling in love with the Wild Man.  That’s nasty.  Look I have to talk to her!” cried Nick. “Wait!  You can’t tell anyone that me and my brother are really freaks,” cried Melted Girl. “Sorry, but I have to…she loves him for god’s sake and wait…maybe she can fall…,” said Nick. But before Nick could tell Faterella the truth El Killo was blocking Nick’s way. “Sorry nerd, it’s not your job to tell the world the truth.  No, that’ll be Alfred Charming’s job,” said El Killo. “What will be Alfred Charming’s job?” asked Melted Girl.  “You know how long Alfred Charming’s been holding the family secret?  He’s going to reveal the truth tonight and now I am ordered by him to stop you,” said El Killo. “I accept your challenge, it’s going to be round two now.  Bring it on!  I’m fighting for family,” yelled Nick. Nick and El Killo begin fighting each other again. Now, the truth will be revealed! But can our heroes save the day? Nick is about to realize the meaning for his life!

Faterella: The Original Version Part 6!


Now we go to Prince Charming who is talking to Riddle Fox in his bedroom. “Riddle Fox, exactly how long will I stay like this?  I could meet my bride tonight,” said Prince Charming. “Don’t worry you’ll be fine, and hey, if this girl truly loves you, she’ll love you for you,” said Riddle Fox. “But it’s the real me I’m really afraid of and I hope I’ll never see that side of me again,” said Prince Charming. “Don’t be afraid.  Remember, you’re not a monster,” said Riddle Fox. Then Riddle Fox hugs Prince Charming. “I have to see how your sister’s doing.  I bet she’s feeling the same way you are,” said Riddle Fox. “Thanks old friend. You’ve been so helpful,” said Prince Charming. Riddle Fox smiles and leaves Prince Charming’s bedroom. Prince Charming sighs and continues to get ready for the ball.

There is a long road leading to the Charming Castle. Nick and Faterella continue their way to the ball. Nick and Faterella are walking to Charming Castle when Nick stops Faterella in front of the castle gate. “Faterella, I think the ball is full of rich people.  I think I should quickly teach you how to be fancy, and heck you maybe even popular,” said Nick.

During the time before the ball, Nick teaches Faterella how to ballroom dance, Nick teaches Faterella how to speak properly, and Nick teaches Faterella how to act like a lady.  Nick puts a plate of Buffalo wings on one side of a table and a Salad on the other side of the table. When Faterella reaches for the Buffalo wings, Nick’s slaps Faterella’s hand. Faterella tries to get the Buffalo wings and Nick’s slaps Faterella’s hand again.  Faterella tries to grab the Buffalo wings again, but Nick slaps Faterella’s hand again. Then Faterella punches Nick in the face and Nick falls to the ground. “Sorry,” said Faterella. Nick and Faterella do their secret handshake.  Nick and Faterella give each other a high-five. Nick and Faterella stand at the front gate of Charming Castle waiting in line to enter the Charming ball. Finally it’s almost time for the Charming ball.

Outside the castle grounds, Nick and Faterella are just about to enter the ball.  Nick stops to ponder a thought.  Nick thinks that Faterella should have a new name for her new look.  Nick glances over at a cinder block at the bottom of the castle wall.  He says to himself, “I think Faterella’s new name should be Cinderella.”  What a twist! And by the way, they were escorted to the front of the line to get into the ball because of Faterella’s new looks.  As they say, hot girls get what they want.  I also forgot to mention Faterella and Nick’s stepmother and stepsisters have made their way to the ball also. 

Cinderella (Faterella) walks into the ball and all the guys were checking Cinderella out. “Time for me to hit the buffet…time for some real food,” said Nick. Prince Charming and Alfred Charming are talking to a bunch of girls when Prince Charming eyes catch Cinderella (Faterella) walking towards him. “Alfred, do you she her?  Wow, that’s one hot woman,” said Prince Charming.  “Well, ask her to dance with you…she’s all yours, brother,” said Alfred Charming. “Excuse me ladies, but I have to go,” cried Prince Charming. Prince Charming runs over to Cinderella. Cinderella and Prince Charming begin to flirt with each other. “So, what’s your name?” asked Prince Charming. “My name is Fa…I mean Cinderella.  I’m an occasional supermodel and have appeared in many magazines,” said Cinderella. “You sure are beautiful,” said Prince Charming. “Wow, you’re the first guy who’s ever thought I was beautiful,” said Cinderella. “Those other guys must be blind then.  Why does no one think you’re beautiful?  I mean you said you are a model,” asked Prince Charming. “Oh, I lied about being a model. I’m actually a farmer’s daughter.  I just wanted to impress you,” said Cinderella. “Just talking with you and looking at you impresses me,” said Prince Charming. “How sweet.  My brother was wrong about you.  You are a nice man,” said Cinderella. Music begins to play and Prince Charming pulls out his hand. “Want to dance with me?” asked Prince Charming. “I’d love to,” said Cinderella. Prince Charming and Cinderella are dancing together and for the first time in her life, Faterella isn’t exhausted from dancing.  Nick continues to eat at the buffet.  He is enjoying some peanuts and drinking some punch. “Wow, Faterella and Prince Charming dancing together!! I thought I’d never see the day, but man if Prince Charming knew who she really was it would be even funnier,” said Nick to himself. Oh don’t worry Nick…secrets will soon be revealed!

Faterella: The Original Version Part 5!


There is something different about Faterella the next morning. Nick awakes as usual and he begins doing his morning chores…as usual. Nick makes breakfast for everyone…as usual. “I wonder what other people’s mornings are like because mine is not only the same every single day and it stinks,” said Nick to himself. Nick goes to his stepmother’s room and Nick’s stepmother is still sleeping. “For the first time in my life my stepmother is still asleep.  I’ll just let her breakfast get cold,” laughed Nick to himself. Nick then goes to his stepsisters’ room and pauses for a moment. He put his ear against his stepsisters’ bedroom door and listens. “Wait a minute, I hear snoring.  They’re asleep too.  Darn it, I guess I have just one more room left to go to,” said Nick to himself. Nick finally slowly and quietly enters Faterella’s room to deliver Faterella’s breakfast. But Nick is in for a little surprise. “Hey sis it’s your fav….holy crap! Who the hell are you?” screamed Nick. A girl who looks like a beautiful thin supermodel is sitting in her bra and underwear in Faterella’s bedroom. “Have my fantasies of wanting a supermodel girlfriend come true?” said Nick. “Nick it’s me, your sister.  Now give me my breakfast and stop acting weird,” said the mysterious supermodel girl. “I have never seen or heard of a supermodel that’s hungry. This is messed up big time, man,” said Nick. “Nick what is wrong with you?” asked the mysterious supermodel girl. “What are you?  Wait a minute, Faterella?  Oh man, the fox was right. Look in your mirror.  Your wish has been granted,” screamed Nick. Faterella looks at herself in the mirror and screams. Faterella begins touching herself to see if the person in the mirror is really her. “Oh, my god, I’m thin.  I look like the models in my magazine.  I have no more fat.  How do I look Nick?” cried Faterella in excitement. Nick’s glasses begin to fog up when he looks at Faterella. Faterella begins to laugh. “Ah, since I’m your brother I don’t really want to say what I’m thinking in my head right now.  I’ll get you some clothes that will fit,” said Nick. Nick goes to his stepsisters’ room while they are sleeping. Nick steals some of his stepsisters’ clothes. Nick and Faterella decide to look for clothes to wear at the ball. After Nick got her some underwear, Faterella was almost ready for the ball. “Man, we forgot shoes.  I guess I’ll steal some again,” said Nick. Faterella is ready for the ball when all of a sudden they hear their stepsisters stirring.  “Hey sis, we may have to hide from our stepmother and stepsisters for a while because they’d want to know how you lost weight so fast.  I also sold the stepsisters’ clothes,” said Nick. Faterella pauses for a bit and then she grins. “Nick I have an idea,” said Faterella. Nick goes to the bathroom to grab some sleeping pills.  Nick grabs his pea shooter. Nick goes to his stepmother’s room and shoots six sleeping pills into her snoring open mouth. “Good night crazy lady.  I hope you never wake up,” said Nick. Nick also goes to his stepsisters’ room and the stepsisters were also still sleeping. Nick shoots six sleeping pills into his stepsisters’ mouths too. “Say hi to the Sand Man for me losers,” said Nick. Nick and Faterella run down stairs in excitement. “Come on, Nick we don’t want to be late,” said Faterella. Meanwhile Faterella is running around the town and yelling. “I can run…I can run and I’m not tired.  This is awesome!!” yelled Faterella. Nick is following her from behind and he looks tired. “Gentlemen, Faterella can now out run her brother and her appetite has also gone south for the winter,” said Nick in a tired voice. Also it should be noted that Nick and Faterella’s stepmother and stepsisters are invited to the Charming ball also. Once they awake they will getting ready and heading to the ball. Faterella can’t wait for her dream to come true! But will it? Time will only tell!

Faterella: The Original Version Part 4!


When we last left Faterella and Nick, Faterella has just gotten her heart broken because Prince Charming called her a freak.   I don’t want to spoil the story for anyone, but after the match Nick helps Faterella get into the back of their stepmother’s carriage.  Nick usually rides in the back with her even though there is not enough room for him.  Let’s just say the back of the carriage isn’t nice.  It’s like those carts you see that are made for carrying horses.  The carriage begins its journey back to the house. 

Faterella is crying to Nick as they sit in the back of their stepmother’s carriage. While Faterella is crying, Nick is patting her on the back. “Nick, am I a freak?  It’s true, I know belong in a freak show or inside a record book as the world’s fattest woman,” said Faterella. “No, you’re just misunderstood.  Prince Charming’s just a pretty boy jerk.  Besides, even if he wasn’t a jerk, you couldn’t date Prince Charming.  He’s like way out of your league,” said Nick. “You know how I want a better life?  I feel like if I were with Prince Charming I would have a better life,” said Faterella through her sobs.

“So, are you a gold-digger or what?” asked Nick. Faterella stared angrily at Nick and then Nick basically gestured “what?”  “Nick, you’re the best brother I could ever have.  But, man, I wish I could be the woman Prince Charming always wanted,” said Faterella.  Suddenly, a bright light appears before Faterella and Nick. “What is that odd looking light?  Did you crush me to my death and that is why I see the white light coming towards me?” cried Nick. Faterella looks with anger at Nick and Nick grins. “Well, you are big and…,” said Nick.  As the light fades, Riddle Fox appears in the back of the crowded carriage. Riddle Fox begins to sing and dance in front of Faterella and Nick. “Who the heck are you and how did you get in here?” asked Nick. “My name is Riddle Fox and I’m a fox wizard, I can do magic,” said Riddle Fox. “Why are you called Riddle Fox?” asked Nick. “What’s green and hangs on a tree,” asked Riddle Fox. “A leaf, I get it, you tell riddles that aren’t funny or good.  Now, what are you doing here?” asked Nick. “Not all my riddles are gems, Nick, but I’m here to grant Faterella’s wish.  Of course, I am because I’m a wish granter and a very powerful wizard,” said Riddle Fox. Faterella looks very happy. “You’re going to make my wish come true?  Which one?  I have so many,” asked Faterella. “The one that will make Charming fall in love with you, duh,” said Riddle Fox.

“Are you going to brainwash Prince Charming or something…or just get him really drunk,” laughed Nick. “No. Let’s just say that I have a surprise for you Faterella on the night of the Charming ball” said Riddle Fox. “Did you say the Charming ball?  Oh man, I always wanted to go to that, but I have never been invited before,” said Faterella. “Yes, by the night of the Charming ball, your wish will be granted,” said Riddle Fox. “That’s tomorrow!  You mean you can make my sister into a supermodel or something by tomorrow?  I don’t believe you,” said Nick. “Man you’re a pain in the butt just like your father. Excuse me, goodbye for now,” said Riddle Fox. Riddle Fox opens a portal and goes through it. Nick and Faterella are puzzled. “What did he mean by our father,” asked Nick. Faterella is so excited. “Oh man…I can’t wait to get my wish granted,” said Faterella.

“Sister, nothing will happen tomorrow.  He was probably lying or maybe we’re just dreaming all this. I mean, come on, a magical fox…for real?” said Nick. “Maybe you’re right Nick.  Maybe this is all too good to be true,” said Faterella. Faterella and Nick arrive back home and Nick begins doing his nighttime chores while everyone else in Nick’s house is sleeping. Nick takes a seat at the kitchen table, sighs and rests his head in his hands. “I think I really hate my life.   Everyone’s asleep except for me,” said Nick to himself. Nick falls asleep right there at the table and begins snoring.