Friday, April 5, 2024

The Reviewer’s Quest TV Pilot Script: My Dream Voice Actor Casting Choices

(Note: This is a list of who I feel would be a good voice match for these characters. These characters are from a currently unproduced animated TV pilot that I wrote called The Reviewer's Quest, which I hope will one day be produced. So for now, this is all in good fun and nothing is final or official. )

My Dream Voice Actors for Todd Linx:
Ryan Nolan, David Kaufman, Jason Marsden, James Arnold Taylor, Will Friedle, Sean Giambrone, Kyle Mooney, Steven Bucky Butler, AJ Lubecker, and Stephen “Saberspark” Carver. 

My Dream Voice Actresses for Evie: Marissa Chastain, Grey DeLisle, Jennifer Hale, Eunji Kim, Grace Bahler, Aidy Bryant, Erica Rhodes, and Eden Sher. 

My Dream Voice Actors for Toby: Jordy Blenner, Maurice LaMarche, Hank Azaria, John DiMaggio, Bob “Moviebob” Chipman, Andrew Dice Clay, Colin Quinn, Bobby Moynihan, Ross B. Kelly, and Joey Villiagomez. 

My Dream Voice Actors for Officer Skull: Clancy Brown, Jonathan Banks, Jake “The Snake” Roberts, Mark Hamill, Kevin Nash, and Ron Perlman. 

My Dream Voice Actors for Danny Doughnut: Dana Snyder, Tom Kenny, Lewis “Linkara” Lovhaug, Jim Gaffigan, Patton Oswalt, Jack McBrayer, and Hampton Yount. 

My Dream Voice Actors for Justice Man: Rob Paulsen, J.K. Simmons, Daran Norris, Jeff Bennett, Frank J. Franiak, Hulk Hogan, and Brian Drummond. 

My Dream Voice Actors for The Fish Prince: Alan Ritchson, Cooper Andrews, Kevin Nealon, Steven Bucky Butler, Chris Redd, Luke Null, and John DiMaggio. 

My Dream Voice Actors for Outback Otto: Jess Harnell, Scott McNeil, Simon Taylor, Luke Kidgell, Jim Jefferies, Andy Lee, and Nick Cody.

The Bad Guys in The Gangs of Toy Land

King Dominion is the evil and ruthless king of Toy Land. The former captain of the royal guard under the beloved King Magus, he killed King Magus and took over the throne of Toy Land. King Dominion will do anything to conquer all of Toy Land and to have all the power in Toy Land. King Dominion destroyed and killed every citizen of the kingdom of Cattinton because of a fabled prophecy that a citizen of Cattinton will end his reign. Now King Dominion appears unstoppable, unless a rag tag group of gang members can defeat him. 

Prime Minster Mysterious is the current prime minster of Toy Land and King Dominion’s second-in-command. He is secretly leading a rebellion to overthrow King Dominion so that he can rule Toy Land himself. But for now, Prime Minster Mysterious must suck up to his boss and await the day that he’ll be the king of Toy Land. 

General Metalhead is a high ranking general in the Toy Land army and King Dominion’s bodyguard. General Metalhead helped King Dominion overthrow King Magus years ago and is a loyal servant of King Dominion. He is a skilled marksman and has led many battles to victory. General Metalhead will literally take a bullet of his king as he plots with King Dominion to expand his kingdom. 

The Tax Archer is a tax collector and a skilled archer. Tax Archer is an excellent marksman and fighter. The Tax Archer is not good nor evil, he’s only on one side, the one whoever pays him best! 

Sheriff Piggerton Horseshoe is the local sheriff and an enemy of The King Family. He is a half-pig and half-horse creature who resides in the Wild West of Toy Land. Sheriff Piggerton is slow witted and can be easily fooled. He’s a terrible gunslinger and marksman. The only reason he still has his job is because he’s good at taking bribes and letting corruption run wild in Toy Land. 

Judge Hector Hellish is a demon judge and an ally of King Dominion. Alongside his enforcer Wimpy Deerbone, the judge put many innocent people in the dungeon. And he put half of The King family in the dungeon too. Judge Hector Hellish thinks he has a lot of power and influence in Toy Land, but the true judge is King Dominion in the end. 

Gerry Gruesome is King Dominion’s lawyer and a rival to Larry Laughter. Gerry Gruesome origins are unknown but legend states that he’s King Dominion’s older brother. Gerry Gruesome is a greedy and cruel man who loves putting people in prison. He’s a vampire with a smoking problem to boot. 

King Dominion’s Henchmen are living among the citizens of Toy Land awaiting to report and attack the innocent or guilty. King Dominion’s henchmen were either former members of the Order of Furkus or they were former members of The King Family. They will do anything for their king and will obey him no matter what.

The Good Guys in The Gangs of Toy Land

Atomic Anderson is a mechanic for a racecar driver named Rider Future and a retired gangster. Atomic came from one of Toy Land’s biggest crime families The King Family and his father is The King of Gangsters. Atomic is a skilled martial artist who was trained by wise monks. Atomic quit the family business because he wanted a better life for his daughter. Atomic now has a loving wife and daughter but that all changes when his daughter is kidnapped by Toy Land’s corrupt ruler, King Dominion. Now Atomic must rescue his daughter and end the reign of King Dominion once and for all. 

Princess Lara Anderson is the daughter of Atomic Anderson and Queen Brooke Anderson. Princess Lara was raised in her father’s mechanic shop and loves everything fast. She is shy and caring. Like her mother, she can transform into a cat at will because Princess Lara is the heiress to the Cattinton kingdom’s throne. Princess Lara grew up not knowing her family’s history until one day she was kidnapped by King Dominion. Princess Lara trapped in King Dominion’s castle dungeon alongside her cousin Con Man Chris and her best friend Jade Green must figure out how to escape along with stopping King Dominion once and for all. 

Queen Brooke Anderson is the wife of Atomic Anderson and the mother of his daughter Princess Lara. Queen Brooke is the sole survivor of the Cattinton kingdom after King Dominion destroyed it. Queen Brooke can transform into a tiger at will because of a blessing from The Cat Gods. She is a skilled fighter in her own rights as she was taught by the same wise monks that taught her husband Atomic martial arts. Queen Brooke works as an accountant for Rider Future. After her daughter is kidnapped by King Dominion, she prays to the Cat Gods for help. Now she must keep up shop as her husband Atomic goes on a quest to save their daughter. 

The King of the Gangsters is the father of Atomic Anderson and Duke Anderson and the grandfather of Princess Lara and Con Man Chris. The King of the Gangsters operates The King crime family and is 500lbs. of strength. The King of the Gangsters is the biggest crime lord in Toy Land but now that King Dominion is in power, he’s losing his crime empire with his men being arrested and King Dominion’s own kingdom laws being very strict. The King of the Gangsters lives in his hideout with his fellow gangsters and is a legend to all the criminals in Toy Land. The King of the Gangsters used to be quite wealthy until King Dominion’s taxes drained him of his fortune. He wants to reclaim his criminal empire and will do anything to stop King Dominion. Even if it means working alongside his rival, drug kingpin Chief Fiji Isle. 

Duke Anderson is the younger brother of Atomic Anderson and the father of Con Man Chris. Duke Anderson is skilled fighter, retired professional wrestler, and a rock star. Duke loves his father and works as a hired goon for him. Duke wears a magical mask that makes him stronger to the point where he’s unstoppable. After his son Chris is kidnapped, he must work alongside his brother to save him and his niece Princess Lara. 

Con Man Chris is the son of Duke Anderson, the nephew of Atomic Anderson, and the grandson of The King of the Gangsters. Chris is a con artist and petty thief. He’s a jerk and not very liked by the members of The King Family. Unlike his strong father, Chris is a weakling who uses his wits instead of his muscles. Chris secretly aspires to become a comedian, but to make ends meet, he’s a con man. Chris alongside his cousin Princess Lara he was kidnapped by King Dominion where he and his cousin must plot their escape. Blue Wolf is a beastly gangster and the righthand man of The King of the Gangsters. 

Blue Wolf is huge beast of unknown origins, with his only memories of living in the swamps of Toy Land. He rose through the ranks to become one of the greatest gangsters in Toy Land. By the orders of his boss, he must help Atomic Anderson and Duke Anderson rescues Princess Lara and Con Man Chris from the clutches of King Dominion. Mr. Greg Green is the father of Jade Green and the best friend of Atomic Anderson. Mr. Greg Green is a mutant and he was also trained by the same wise monks as Atomic, Queen Brooke, and Duke. 

Mr. Greg Green is half lizard and half ant. Mr. Greg Green got into The King crime family with the help of his stepfather Blue Wolf. Now Greg must join Atomic, Duke, and Blue Wolf on their rescue mission and defeating King Dominion once and for all. 

Jade Green is the daughter of Mr. Greg Green and Princess Lara’s best friend. Jade is a hulking green skinned creature who works as a bodyguard for The King of the Gangsters. Jade is an aspiring model but for now must work alongside her father to make some green. Jade was kidnapped by King Dominion and has been weakened by a unique poison that drained her strength. All she can do is work alongside her friends to figure out how to escape from the dungeon. 

Rider Future is a famous racecar driver/daredevil in Toy Land and Atomic Anderson’s boss. Rider Future is super rich and owns a fleet of cars that luckily always need to be repaired by Atomic and his other mechanics. 

Larry Laughter is The King of Gangsters’s lawyer and a struggling comedian. Larry is not quite that good of a lawyer but he’s Con Man Chris’s godfather so he’s family. He also can’t keep up with all the law changes in Toy Land under the rule of King Dominion. Larry aides our heroes in their quest to save Princess Lara and bails them out whenever he can. 

Chief Fiji Isle is the tribal chief of The Liki Island Tribe and one of the biggest drug lords in Toy Land. Chief Fiji Isle is the main rival of The King of the Gangers, but they can work together if necessary. Chief Fiji Isle will help our heroes in their rescue mission only if Atomic can defeat his son Big Whooca Whooper. 

Potluck is a clumsy overweight samurai with a good heart who is one of King Dominion’s henchmen. Potluck loves to eat and sing. However, he has two secrets. Every night, Potluck transforms into a thin handsome young man, but then transforms back into his overweight self by morning. Potluck’s other secret, he is the son of King Magus and the true heir of Toy Land. As Potluck befriends Princess Lara, not only will he work to help free her, but they also may in fact fall in love with each other. 

Kei Kong is the wise monk mentor who taught Atomic Anderson, Queen Brooke, Duke Anderson, Mr. Greg Green, Prime Minster Mysterious, and King Dominion. He lives in the in mountains of Toy Land and has a pet dragon named Furkus. He taught his students the unique martial arts called Furkus Fu. Kei Kong is a member of the Order of Furkus, and the order controls the power source of Furkus Fu which happens to be the dragon Furkus herself. King Dominion betrayed the Order of Furkus when he attempted to destroy the power source of the Order of Furkus. Kei Kong came out of retirement to join our heroes on their rescue mission and seek revenge on his former student King Dominion.

Gator Tim Rocks The Space Swamp Picture Book Story Idea

Gator Tim lives on a swamp planet and loves to sing rock and roll. However, he isn’t a very good singer. Gator Tim annoys his alien neighbors with his singing. One day, his neighbor Larry tells Gator Tim he stinks at singing and begs him to be quiet. Gator Tim’s feelings are hurt so badly that he decides to run away and leaves his swamp planet to travel on the space railroad. The neighborhood begins to feel bad for the way the treated Gator Tim and they go on a mission to bring him home. 

When Larry and Gator Tim’s other neighbors find him, they discover Gator Tim has become a chef for space hobos on the space railroad. Larry and his neighbors apologize to Gator Tim and ask him to come home. Gator Tim forgives them, and then he rides the next train back to the swamp planet. And so, Gator Tim opens a restaurant on his home planet where he serves his amazing swamp treats along with opening up a karaoke bar where everyone on his swamp planet could sing.