Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Stork’s Enemies!


Big Mean Dog is Bark’s foe. Bark and him were fighting over their territory (which was a tree they go to the bathroom on). Big Mean Dog soon went to the pound. He was last seen as a member of the Four Horsemen of the Skull Lords.

Mr. Hunter is a crazy redneck hunter who lives in the woods. He hunted Stork, Deer, and Mole when it was hunting season. Mr. Hunter was last seen as the co-general of the Skull Lords army. He has also raced in Stork’s Kart Racing 2006! Now Mr. Hunter co-owns a successful restaurant/bakery franchise called “Mr. Hunter’s Pies”.

Insane Dog Catcher is Bark’s #1 foe. Insane Dog Catcher is mad at Bark for biting his leg off, now Insane Dog Catcher has a metal leg and he wants revenge on Bark. Once Insane Dog Catcher and Bark teamed up to stop Big Mean Dog, but they soon became enemies once again. Insane Dog Catcher was even the general of the Skull Lords army. He has also raced in Stork’s Kart Racing 2006!

Stork’s Friends!


Stork is a stork that once used to be a baby delivering stork and is now an insurance salesman. Stork has been known to go on a few adventures and has had many jobs over the years. Stork is the head of the True Heroes organization and an expert gun user. Stork has many friends and is pretty much an average Joe.

Professor Smith is a scientist who has helped Stork, and has sometimes been his foe. Professor Smith once fused Hawk and Stork together with a fusing remote control, and he once turned into a giant green monster.

Termite is an annoying bug who loves to eat wood. Termite bugs Stork when Stork was a lumberjack, Stork and Termite are sometimes friends or sometimes foes. Termite and Stork once teamed up to stop an army of beavers and woodpeckers, because Termite ate all the trees in the woods. Termite now runs a hardware store in Pit Stop Town.

Deer was an extra in a Stork story. He was running away from Mr. Hunter when it was hunting season. Deer is very good friends with Mole. Deer also was a color commentator at Stork’s Kart Racing 2006!

Mole was also an extra in a Stork story. He also ran away from Mr. Hunter when it was hunting season. He is good friends with Deer. He was even mayor of Pit Stop Town. He has also been in Stork’s Kart Racing in its entire existence, once just waving the checkered flag, and as a color commentator.

Bark is Stork’s dog and best friend. He is a mutt. Stork got Bark at the dog pound, and soon Stork saved him from getting put to sleep by Insane Dog Catcher. Bark even starred in his own book The Bark Show!

Hawk was once Stork’s #1 foe, now they are best friends. Hawk first met Stork in a flying race, Stork won in the end, and soon Hawk began to like Stork as a friend. Hawk even helped Stork get hooked up with his girlfriend Ashley Stork.

Ashley Stork is Stork’s girlfriend. She has been a nurse at the True Heroes headquarters, and has raced in Stork’s Kart Racing in its entire existence.

Zach is Stork’s nephew, and Zach looks just like his Uncle Stork except Zach wears a green t-shit with a red letter “Z” on it. Zach is a nerd and doesn’t have a lot of friends. Zach is very good friends with Bark. Zach likes his Uncle Stork, and Zach has been with his uncle in tough times. Zach was also the co-host of The Bark Show!

Catfish Jack is a catfish who lives in a lake that Stork usually fishes at. Catfish Jack is very friendly and has many friends. Catfish Jack always loves to help and is sometimes very shy. Catfish Jack was once afraid of Stork and now they are best friends.

Mr. Otter is one of Catfish Jack’s best friends and is a super genius. Mr. Otter is kind of a coward but has been known to save Catfish Jack whenever he’s in danger. Mr. Otter is currently running for mayor in the lake that Catfish Jack lives in.

Snapper the Snapping Turtle is Catfish Jack’s second best friend. Snapper is very lazy and is almost always sleeping. Snapper watches over Catfish Jack and has saved him from danger a lot. Snapper is very strong and he loves to workout. Snapper isn’t very bright but never get him mad.

Super Stork is a super powered stork and a very loyal member of the Super Dudes. Super Stork has the power to stretch his beak 90 feet and also has the power of flight. Super Stork also rides in the Storkmobile which is the fastest car on Earth. Super Stork is also a back-up member of the Super Dudes!

Funky Monkey is a disco dancer monkey and the coolest monkey ever. Funky Monkey loves to party and dance. Funky Monkey is also a bit of a drug addict and he is always begging people for money. Funky Monkey was also Stork’s college roommate and a member of the Silly Squad. Funky Monkey is also a rapper and an occasional criminal. Funky Monkey also is known to be very annoying but yet loveable. Funky Monkey is currently in rehab and he is also unemployed at the moment.

Spotty’s Enemies!


Coyote is Spotty’s first foe and he still his greatest rival. he once tried to turn everybody in the world into Coyotes, put together all the world’s most famous nerds to take over the world, and was leader of the I Hate Spotty Gang. He is also billionaire.

Ghost is Super Spotty’s foe and has teamed up with Coyote twice. His background is a mystery but he is pure evil. He was once a king of army of skeletons, and he had a living skeleton cat as a pet. Ghost will stop at nothing to destroy Super Spotty once and for all!

Zig Zag and Moe are old enemies of Spotty from outer space. These two always try to probe Spotty and Beardy. Zig Zag looks like a giant orange skinned alien with antennas, and Moe looks the same, but with a Miniature Schnauzer like face. For some reason these two have now have plots of taking over the Earth as well and they are also an enemy of Super Spotty as well!

Terry the Tapir used to be Spotty’s co-worker, but he was fired because of Spotty. He soon became an alcoholic, and kidnapped Spotty Jr. Now he calls himself “Spotty’s greatest enemy”.  He was also a space pirate captain when Spotty met Robot Blue. Terry the Tapir currently works mostly as Coyote’s top henchman and bodyguard. He has since became friends with Coyote as well!

Dr. Duck is a mutant duck with a huge brain and a criminal mastermind. He has powers of telekinesis, the ability to read other people’s minds, and to control other people’s minds. Dr. Duck only wants knowledge and to rule the world. Not bad for being a duck!

Spotty’s Friends!


Spotty is a talking dog with ADD and isn’t that bright. Spotty has many friends and just as many foes. He’s been everything from an adventurer to a superhero and he’s even the pope of Buckyism. Spotty is my favorite character and possibly my oldest continuing character. Spotty future is bright, and that’s not bad for an annoying talking dog you can’t help but love (or even hate)!

Beardy is Spotty’s best friend, he has been with Spotty since his debut. Beardy had many jobs, an adventurer, super hero sidekick, a robot, and a wizard. Beardy is a Miniature Schnauzer.

Spotty Jr. is the son of Spotty. He is also friends with Cool Fox. Spotty Jr. always wears a red baseball cap with brown spots, he also wears a red pants, a red t-shirt, and red shoes. He is a mutt like his dad. Spotty Jr. is also a bit of a nerd and has an IQ of 174. Spotty Jr. is also a computer whiz and he even created his own search engine.

Uncle Scotty (Beardy’s Scottish Uncle) is Beardy’s uncle and he is a Scottish terrier that lives in Scotland. The Loch Ness Monster is his pet. He was also head of the Kilt Klan in the Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson.

Penny Greyhound is Beardy’s girlfriend and is also new friend of Spotty and Spotty Jr. She works as a nurse and she’s known to be pretty bossy. Penny Greyhound was even once a supermodel when she was in college. Penny is also a really fast runner because of her being a pure-bred greyhound in all.

Michael and Jordan are scientists that work for a robot company. Michael is a bald African American man who wears glasses, and Jordan is a white man with brown buzz-cut hair. Michael and Jordan care a lot about Spotty and they are willing to help him whenever he needs help in a scientific way!

Canary is a bird who bugged Spotty when he was a coal miner looking for gold. And now he is Spotty’s pet bird! Canary is also a bit of a prankster and he’s still very annoying!

Toad and Mouse are best friends and they love to go camping. Toad and Mouse are very kind and they follow their manners. Toad and Mouse have one thing in common, they’re both small but they go on big adventures.

Snow White the Viking isn’t the strongest Viking but he loves to go on adventures and find treasure. Snow White the Viking is the cook on his ship. Snow White the Viking was frozen in a block of ice and he woke up in the future. Snow White the Viking's whereabouts are currently unknown.

Super Spotty is the funniest superhero around. This talking dog has the powers of super strength, laser vision, super speed, and the power to talk to fish. His sidekick is Super Beardy and they are also best friends. Super Spotty is a back-up member of the Super Dudes and will help when needed.

Monday, April 14, 2014

Silly Squad Members!

Flea-Boy the Clown is the clown who founded the Silly Squad and possibly the richest clown in the world. Flea-Boy the Clown was once a circus clown who was fired from the circus and then soon started the Silly Squad with his friends. Soon Flea-Boy the Clown became one of the most successful business man around. Flea-Boy the Clown still makes occasional appearances on his TV shows and in his movies. Not bad for a circus clown who used to be paid in peanuts.

Igor was once the humped-back lab assistant to Dr. Frankenstein and now he’s a loveable comedian. Igor was with the Silly Squad from the start and some say he even co-founded it with Flea-Boy the Clown himself. Igor is now married to a supermodel and living the easy life. Igor just loves to make people laugh and also helps the scientific community with his knowledge for everything science.

Mr. Pencil is talking pencil and is not just the former host of Doodles Magazine, but a true legend in the Silly Squad history. Mr. Pencil is a legendary performer in the Silly Squad and has credit for appearing in all the Silly Squad movies. Mr. Pencil is still a regular in the company and truly deserves some respect.

Bear and Snake are probably Silly Squad’s best comedy duo and were even in the first ever book in the Silly Squad series. Bear is a loveable idiot and Snake is a greedy coward, but they’re the best of friends. Bear and Snake have also been known to help the Cool Club save the day and are best friends with Cool Fox. I guess Bear and Snake don’t need to look for a new job anymore.

Binky Bear is a summer intern of the Silly Squad and he’s still in high school. Binky Bear is a bit of a county boy and grew up in the woods. Binky Bear is also known to make appearances on the Silly Squad’s TV shows and he wishes to become a fulltime member of the Silly Squad staff!

Mr. Big is the very fat cafeteria chief of the Silly Squad’s cafeteria and he’s very lazy. Mr. Big used to own a restaurant that made really fatting food, but it was closed down by the health department.

Lenny the Leopard is a very funny leopard. Lenny the Leopard was famous for chasing around his possible dinner Otto the Ostrich. He joined the Silly Squad and soon became a hit with the fans. Lenny the Leopard has also been known to be a bit of a rebel and is known to get of Flea-Boy the Clown’s bad side.

Spotty is a dog with ADD and he became a member of the Silly Squad when he won the short-lived Silly Squad reality show. Spotty has been known to be quite annoying and loves to be funny. Now Spotty is going to make is going to make his mark in the Silly Squad!

Big Boss Kid was the former CEO of Bros. Ink and now he’s a comedian. He’s very dumb and can’t talk in complete sentences. He is also a part of the Board of directors for Silly Squad INC.

Fred is an escaped prisoner who makes occasional appearances on the Silly Squad’s TV shows. But sadly Fred’s a criminal and not an official member of the Silly Squad staff.

Judy Brown is a very beautiful supermodel and the wife of Igor, she is one of the sexiest women alive today. Judy Brown joined the Silly Squad when they entered the “sex sells” phase of the company. She now makes regular appearances on the Silly Squad’s many TV shows!

Rags the Raccoon is a very silly raccoon. Rags the Raccoon is a bit of a nerd and he loves to eat garbage. Rags the Raccoon is currently a talent agent for the Silly Squad, but he stills makes regular appearances on the Silly Squad’s many TV shows!

Ossum the Homey Opossum is a gangster rapper opossum and the best friend of Rags the Raccoon. Ossum the Homey Opossum also had a heated rivalry with Yo the Rooster because they fought over who was the coolest. Ossum the Homey Opossum is a member of both the Silly Squad and the Summon Team. Ossum is the coolest opossum ever.

Fearsome the Alligator is a bully of Binky Bear and Donny Duck and the best friend of Wolf. Fearsome the Alligator is pretty much a jerk and an asshole. Fearsome the Alligator is also a member of the Silly Squad. Fearsome the Alligator was born and raised in the swamps but now he lives the good life.

The Evil Clowns (Evil, Happy, & Sad) are old rivals of Flea-Boy the Clown. Evil even sued Flea-Boy over the creation of the Silly Squad because Evil claimed he came up with the Silly Squad and Flea-Boy stole it. Evil is the leader, while Happy is always happy, and Sad is always sad. Sad has tried many times to commit suicide but he failed. Happy can only feel happiness. Evil is just a monster…and together they are the Evil Clowns. Also, the Evil Clowns were briefly members of the Silly Squad until Flea-Boy the Clown kicked them out.

The Short Term Memory Loss Family are a family who have a very short attention span. The Short Term Memory Loss Family are also members of the Silly Squad and they were discovered by Silly Squad through an internet video made by the Short Term Memory Loss Family. They are also back-up members of the Summon Team but they rarely come when they are summoned because they’ll forget they were even summoned into battle.

Prestin the Opera Singing Flea was a performer in the circus Flea-Boy the Clown worked at before he had gotten fired and created the Silly Squad. Prestin the Opera Singing Flea soon became a member of the Silly Squad and has appeared on many of their TV shows.

Steve the Lion Tamer & Bob the Lion were employees at the circus Flea-Boy the Clown worked at before he had gotten fired. Bob torn off Steve’s head, but surprisingly Steve is still alive but only headless. Steve the Lion Tamer & Bob the Lion soon became members of the Silly Squad and Bob even was a writer for the Silly Squad’s TV shows.

Mangnifico the World’s Strongest Man was a performer in the circus Flea-Boy the Clown worked at before he had gotten fired. Mangnifico the World’s Strongest Man left the circus after a pay dispute and soon Mangnifico joined the Silly Squad. Now Mangnifico the World’s Strongest Man is a member of the Silly Squad and the head of the Silly Squad’s gym.

Kip the Pirate was a pirate that Bucky fought when he was a merman. Kip was turned into a merman and he then went mad. Kip tried to take over Atlantis with the help of a powerful magical wand but he was defeated by Bucky and Holly. Also Kip was soon turned back into a human again.  Kip was also a member of Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate crew and he later went on to become captain of the Skull Lords navy. Kip’s whereabouts are currently unknown.

Brabe the Dog is the best friend and the only friend of The Scared Leopard. Brabe the Dog is very brave and he’s also a con artist. Brabe is a mutt and loves to hump The Scared Leopard’s leg. Brabe is also a backup member of the Summon Team and is somewhat lazy in battle.

Bob Nerdy is a nerdy student who loves to get only A+’s on his schoolwork and if he gets any lower grade he’ll go mad. Bob Nerdy is also a friend of Binky Bear and they work together at Mr. Hunter’s Pies Restaurant. Bob Nerdy also loves to play role-playing games and MMOs.

The Mayor of WackyLand is of course the mayor of WackyLand. Spotty met him once and all he did was blink and bark. The Mayor of WackyLand is a creature that is unknown to our planet, what kind of creature the Mayor of WackyLand is we’ll never know.

Nick is a wizard and the brother of Faterella. He was 14 years old (in the first story) and now he is 40 years old. Nick is a bit of a nerd and was once a slave to his evil stepmother and evil stepsisters. He is now Prince Charming’s royal adviser and he still saves the day from time to time.

The Shekys (Sheky 1, Sheky 2, Sheky 3, and Sheky 4) are a comedy group who used to be the business rivals of the Silly Squad. The Shekys love to pull pranks on people and they are known to be very annoying. The Shekys all live together in their own apartment and they all share only one bathroom. The Shekys love to make people laugh even if others don’t think they’re funny. But the Silly Squad bought their company out and now they are members of the Silly Squad. Long live The Shekys!

Fartio is a smelly person who loves to swim in toilets and throw pooh at people. Fartio became a member of the Silly Squad when his video game sales went down. Also, his farts are as strong as a nuclear bomb!

Stupid Kid is a very dumb kid and he has every learning disorder known to man. He’s also very clumsy and quite funny. He’s also Mr. Big’s nephew and occasionally works with him.

Snapper the Snapping Turtle is Catfish Jack’s second best friend. Snapper is very lazy and is almost always sleeping. Snapper watches over Catfish Jack and has saved him from danger a lot. Snapper is very strong and he loves to workout. Snapper isn’t very bright but never get him mad.

Waddles the Penguin is a penguin who lives in the South Pole and he loves to go on adventures. Waddles has many friends and just as many foes. Waddles debuted at the same time as Spotty but Spotty seemed to be the better character in the end. Waddles currently lives in the South Pole in peace.

Cindy Mitchell is Binky Bear’s girlfriend and Binky had a crush on her since he was in the third grade. Cindy Mitchell likes Binky a lot and she is a very nice to people. Cindy Mitchell has a job at a flower shop in town and she currently is trying to become a musician after she gets out of high school.

Donny the Duck is Binky Bear’s best friend and co-worker. Donny has been friends with Binky since birth. Donny is basically a nerdy con artist but he can be very loyal. Donny the Duck loves to go fishing and swimming.

Faterella is a queen who was once a sumo wrestler. Faterella had a crush on Prince Charming for a long time, but she thought that she was too ugly and to fat to ever get a chance to date him. Then one day she was turned into a beautiful woman by Riddle Fox. After that the life of her and her brother Nick changed forever. Soon Faterella married Prince Charming and they soon had a family together. Sadly Faterella died of natural causes and she asked to not be wished back to life (because this was the second time she died).

Holly Dog was my pet dog and she was real. Holly Dog is a Miniature Schnauzer and in the Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson universe my guardian. Holly Dog is very wise and is just as powerful as Bucky. Holly and Bucky may not have a great relationship but Holly Dog will protect Bucky at all costs. Holly Dog has fought demons and even solo, but Holly is just a loyal friend to Bucky. Bucky will always consider Holly Dog as his sidekick, may she rest in peace.

Mr. Squirrel is an old enemy and an old friend of Holly Dog. They would case each other in a cartoony fashion but Mr. Squirrel would always win in the end. Mr. Squirrel currently lives in Holly Land with other Mr. Squirrels.

Budweiser the Turtle was my pet box turtle and my co-guardian with Holly Dog. Budweiser the Turtle was named after the famous beer and his nickname was “Buddy”. Budweiser the Turtle was also an enemy of Holly Dog and the chased each other a lot. Budweiser the Turtle was the weaker guardian but he still was a lot of help. Budweiser the Turtle had died a while back and he is now in a better place. R.I.P.

Mr. Face is a big round smiley race with two arms with balls of hands and he wears a baseball cap. Mr. Face is a member of the Silly Squad and a member of the Summon Team. Mr. Face looks like he’s always happy, but he may not be happy most of the time.

Mr. Bunny is a homosexual rabbit and the co-host of the Silly Comics series which was a comic strip magazine published by Silly Squad INC. Mr. Bunny also appears on the Silly Squad’s many TV shows. Mr. Bunny dreams of one day finding Mr. Right.

Hands on His Head is a black little monster with two feet and his hands are on his head. Hands on His Head is currently working for the Silly Squad and has appeared on many of their TV shows. Hands on His Head is also friends with Bull Horns and he is also loves to eat garbage.

Otto the Ostrich is an ostrich and the enemy of Lenny the Leopard. Otto currently works backstage for the Silly Squad’s many TV shows and sometimes makes occasional on-air appearances on their TV shows.

Mr. Raccoon is a raccoon who is very smart and very annoying. Mr. Raccoon used to be an annoying babysitter who babysat a little girl who already had a babysitter. Mr. Raccoon was the former head of the Time Lords and a former member of the Skull Lords (the Skull Lords were created after the Time Lords and the Skull Order merged). Mr. Raccoon soon joined the True Heroes and now fights for the good guys.

General Butt Face is a kid who has a butt-like face. General Butt Face was the chairman of Bros. Ink and was also the co-founder of Bros. Ink as well. General Butt Face is dressed like a drill sergeant and he always yells when he speaks. You don’t want to get General Butt Face angry or you’ll regret it. General Butt Face currently works for the Silly Squad since Bros. Ink was bought by them. General Butt Face is also the nephew of Mr. Big and he annoys Mr. Big all the time.

Eggy the Oviraptor was an annoying dinosaur who met Peter Rocks and Sgt. Best and Eggy became short of a pet. Eggy soon died after the nuclear bomb blew up the Island of Giants.

Where’s Bug is a bug who loves to play hide and seek. Where’s Bug hides in a picture and you have to find him. Where’s Bug was only in a couple books but he was just a small dot on a huge picture.

Coo-Coo Bird & Dingo are two bitter enemies who live in the Outback and chase each other in a cartoony fashion. Coo-Coo Bird is a screwball and Dingo is just a hungry Dingo. Coo-Coo Bird and Dingo currently appear on the Silly Squad’s many TV shows as guest stars but they still hate each other a lot.

Chief Dumb-dumb is a retarded Native American who lives in an upside-down tepee and he only says one word “Woo”. Chief Dumb-dumb is the best and only friend of What Does This Do Cowboy. Chief Dumb-dumb make occasional appearances on the Silly Squad’s many TV shows.

What Does This Do Cowboy is a retarded cowboy and he always wants to know what a certain object does (like a light bulb or a sandwich). What Does This Do Cowboy is now a member of the Silly Squad and makes occasional appearances on their many TV shows.

Joe is a bald young man wearing all blue and is the co-host of “Funtime”. Joe is also the anchorman on the Funtime News Network and a scriptwriter for the Silly Squad’s TV shows.

Funclock is a living green clock that is five feet tall and doesn’t speak at all. Funclock was the original host of Funtime and that’s a job he holds to this day. Funclock is also anchorman on the Funtime News Network and a scriptwriter for the Silly Squad’s many TV shows.

Charlie the Genie is a magical genie who can grant any wish you could think of. Charlie the Genie has brought people back from the dead, built buildings, and even is a good friend. Charlie the Genie is currently inside the True Heroes vault but they’ll take him out when the need him.

Popper Popcorn is a living bag of popcorn who lives in Movie Land with all of his friends. Popper Popcorn was also a member of the Silly Squad and a member of the Summon Team.

Eddy is the mentally challenged host of his own public access show called “Eddy’s Playhouse”. Eddy loves dogs and love to eat peanut butter and sardines.

Mr. Cool is the funkiest and coolest hipster around. Mr. Cool is the definition of the word “cool”. He wears a cool hat and holds a cane. Let’s just say Mr. Cool is cool.

Jeff is the owner of a comic book store called “Jeff’s Comic Shop”. Jeff is a mean fat guy who wishes he had a life and is a nerdy bully. Anyone can kick his butt and yet people like to buy comic books from this guy.

Steve the Janitor is a janitor at an elementary school and a good friend of Zach the Frog. Steve the Janitor is also the janitor of the True Heroes headquarters.

Woody Dog is my pet Miniature Schnauzer and he’s replaced Holly Dog as my guardian. Woody Dog is a boy puppy and he loves to play and hump. Woody’s bite is strong and he used it to fight many foes. Woody Dog is my real dog and I think he’s my best friend already.

Andy McOtto is the youngest son of Kevin McOtto and is also the uncle of Stan McOtto. Andy McOtto is a proud member of the McOtto Family and is also a former Deathlcok Heavyweight Champion. Andy McOtto is best friends with Lenny Deathlock and Andy McOtto is a former BWC tag team Champion. Andy McOtto wrestles fulltime for Deathlock Promotions and occasionally wrestles for the BWC.

Bucky Potter is a “Harry Potter” parody and starred in a home movie I made when I was a kid. Bucky Potter and his friends reenacted the first “Harry Potter” book and it was poorly done. Bucky Potter is currently training in the Wizard’s Court and he is also a back-up member of The Summon Team.

Billy Baiji is a Yangtze River Dolphin and Billy is the current head of the Silly Squad Fan Club. Billy is the last of his species and he lives in a mobile fish tank. Billy is obsessed with the Silly Squad and he was a former stalker of Flea-Boy the Clown. Flea-Boy the Clown soon forgave Billy and made him the head of the Silly Squad Fan Club. Billy Baiji is also an occasional member of the Silly Squad and he appeared on many of their TV shows. Billy currently is becoming a Silly Squad comedy writer and he may one day write for the Silly Squad’s TV shows.

Sammy T is a rapper and the head of the record label division of Silly Squad INC. Sammy T is African-American and he grew up in the ghetto. Sammy T was discovered by Flea-Boy the Clown in a night club and Flea-Boy the Clown signed him to a contract. Sammy T became a world famous gangster rapper over night and Sammy T became an occasional member of the Silly Squad. Sammy T was also a former drug dealer and he’s kind of a jerk. Sammy T is now super rich and he is thinking about leaving the Silly Squad and signing with another record company. Sammy T is also the brother of Fred and he’s also a millionaire with money problems.

Larry Lixey IV is the great grandson of the co-founder of Lixey Bros. Studios and a director of many Silly Squad movies. Larry Lixey IV gave up his share of Lixey Bros. Studios to Joe and Funclock before it was bought by Silly Squad INC. Larry Lixey IV won many Oscars and he is one of the most respected directors in Hollywood. Larry Lixey IV is also friends with Flea-Boy the Clown and they are neighbors. Larry Lixey IV is also an actor and he also has appeared on many of the Silly Squad TV shows. Larry Lixey IV currently is under contract with Silly Squad INC. but he’s thinking about starting his own film studio so he can be in charge. 

Uncle “Anime” Akira is the founder of the Japanese animation film studioUncle Akira Productions”.  Uncle “Anime” Akira founded his animation studio back 1947 when he was just seventeen years old and it soon grew into the number two anime studio in Japan. In early 2009, Uncle Akira’s studio was not doing so well due to changing times. Uncle Akira almost filed for bankruptcy but soon Flea-Boy the Clown bought his Japanese animation studio and soon “Uncle Akira Productions” became a subsidiary of Silly Squad INC. Uncle “Anime” Akira soon became a member of the Silly Squad and he has appeared on many of the Silly Squad’s TV shows. Uncle “Anime” Akira currently is the chief writer for the Silly Squad. Also Uncle “Anime” Akira looks like a Manga (Japanese comic book) character and he also carries a samurai sword with him everywhere. Uncle Akira is also a pedophile and a little bit of a pervert.

Deadler is the former bodyguard of Ku-Ba Jr. and he calls himself “The Master of Death”. Deadler loves to kill and hurt. Deadler is also a drug addict and Deadler is very insane. Deadler was killed with many other coruptorens.

Atsushi Ryota and Kazuhiro Ryota are brothers and the henchmen of Mason “The Rebel” Nelson. They are Japanese ninja wizards and they are also Mason’s best friends. Atsushi Ryota looks like a bodybuilder while his older brother Kazuhiro Ryota is short and fat. Atsushi Ryota and Kazuhiro Ryota also don’t get along very well with each other and but deep down they have a great brotherly bond. Atsushi Ryota is also a bit of a ladies man and his brother Kazuhiro Ryota is a bit of a loner. Atsushi Ryota and Kazuhiro Ryota currently are soldiers in the Magical Council army and they are also an occasional musical duo with Atsushi Ryota singing and Kazuhiro Ryota playing violin.

Smart Raptor is a Velociraptor who took a pill that increased his intelligence and was part of a mad scientist’s experiment to make dinosaurs smarter. Smart Raptor is one of the many dinosaurs who was the mad scientist’s test subjects. Smart Raptor actually was born 65 million years ago but through a time machine arrived in the present. After Smart Raptor and the other intelligent dinosaurs escaped the mad scientist’s lair they soon found themselves in an entirely new world. Smart Raptor and the other intelligent dinosaurs went on adventures with a kind hearted female professor and her son who they would befriend later on. Smart Raptor and the other intelligent dinosaurs basically became superheroes and they fought giant monsters, aliens, giant robots and super villains. Smart Raptor currently works as a school counselor at Binky Bear’s high school. Smart Raptor is also a member of the Silly Squad and a back-up member of The Summon Team.

Mr. Ninja is the mascot of the Action Toon TV Channel and he would tell viewers what is coming up next on the Action Toon TV Channel. Mr. Ninja is the nephew of Uncle “Anime” Akira. Mr. Ninja is an occasional member of the Silly Squad and a back-up member of The Summon Team. Mr. Ninja likes to dance and sing karaoke. Mr. Ninja is also a skilled assassin and a gourmet chef. Mr. Ninja’s current whereabouts are unknown but he’s known to appear out of nowhere whenever he pleases.  

Deer was an extra in a Stork story. He was running away from Mr. Hunter when it was hunting season. Deer is very good friends with Mole. Deer also was a color commentator at Stork’s Kart Racing 2006!

Jack Cutting is a wrestler that uses scissors as weapons. He is the son of Dr. Wrestling and is a former 4-time KWE Hardcore Champion. Jack Cutting is also is known for being very annoying and is also very shy around the ladies!

Lenny Deathlock is the brother of Dean Deathlock and Danny Deathlock. He is very annoying, and always pulls pranks on the other wrestlers. He is a former BWC Intercontinental Champion.

Pip Puffin is a new member of the Silly Squad and a stand-up comedian. Pip Puffin is German and he is addicted to ice cream. Pip Puffin is also the youngest member of the Silly Squad and he has plans to go solo someday. Pip Puffin is also a homosexual and proud of it. Pip Puffin has a bright future ahead of him.

Dave Dung Beetle is a new member of the Silly Squad and he has OCD. Even though he’s a dung beetle, he hates germs and loves to be clean. Dave Dung Beetle is also very funny and he can do sound effects. Dave Dung Beetle is friends with Pip Puffin, Rags the Raccoon, Stupid Kid, Billy Baiji and Uncle “Anime” Akira. Dave Dung Beetle is also a movie critic and he writes his reviews on the Silly Squad website. Dave Dung Beetle is also a writer on the Silly Squad’s many TV shows.

Silly Bilby is the mascot of the Silly Squad and a very mischievous little creature. Silly Bilby speaks with an Australian accent. Silly Bilby is also very funny and very cute. Silly Bilby is the pet bilby of Flea-Boy the Clown and his best friend. Silly Bilby is also very annoying and loves to prank people. Silly Bilby is also a writer on the Silly Squad’s many TV shows.

Will Waxwing is a new member of the Silly Squad and a bestselling author. Will Waxwing is a middle aged waxwing who was recently discovered by Flea-Boy the Clown at a comedy club and he became one of the popular comedians on the Silly Squad’s many TV shows. Will Waxwing is also an artist and a stand-up comedian. Will Waxwing is also a writer on the Silly Squad’s many TV shows. Will Waxwing is also a bit of a chocoholic and loves to sing.

Barack Blenny is the president of the Silly Squad fan club and an occasional member of the Silly Squad. Barack Blenny is a bit of a nerd and he wants nothing more than to be famous. Barack Blenny is 32 years old and he still lives with his mother. Barack Blenny also a very skilled animator and he worked at Uncle Akira Productions before Silly Squad bought it out. Barack Blenny also loves to swim and he was a former lifeguard.

Fatty the Elephant Seal is a new member of the Silly Squad and a very anger elephant seal. Fatty the Elephant Seal is a former drill sergeant and a stand-up comedian. Fatty the Elephant Seal is also a bit of a glutton and loves to eat. Fatty the Elephant Seal is also a bit of an asshole and he likes to be cruel. Fatty the Elephant Seal also loves to smoke cigars. Fatty the Elephant Seal also loves to fight. Fatty the Elephant Seal also has diabetes and he suffered two strokes.

Hud Howler Monkey is a new member of the Silly Squad and he likes to talk very loudly. Hud Howler Monkey is the younger brother of Funky Monkey and he is very funky like his older brother. Hud Howler Monkey is the second youngest member of the Silly Squad and his favorite food is pizza. Hud Howler Monkey is also loves to read comic books and he writes his own webcomic. Hud Howler Monkey currently works as a writer on the Silly Squad’s many TV shows and also works on the Silly Squad website.

Taze Tarsier is a new member of the Silly Squad and she is also a bit of a feminist. Taze Tarsier is the girlfriend of Barack Blenny and a very bossy one at that. Taze Tarsier is also a former editor of a fashion magazine. Taze Tarsier also used to have a crush on Flea-Boy the Clown but now she wants to marry Barack Blenny but Barack is afraid of commitment. Taze Tarsier is also a producer of many Silly Squad movies and TV shows.

Paul Proboscis Monkey is the landlord of the Silly Squad’s headquarters and he speaks in a Jimmy Durante impersonation. Paul Proboscis Monkey is a cigar smoking and very greedy proboscis monkey. Paul Proboscis Monkey likes to stop buy and collect the rent. Paul is also friends with Flea-Boy the Clown and they are both very wealthy men. Paul Proboscis Monkey is also a former actor and appeared in many movies.

Chillie Chinchilla is a new member of the Silly Squad and she is a former cheerleader. Chillie Chinchilla speaks in a Spanish accent and she is very cute. Chillie Chinchilla is also very annoying and not too bright. Chillie Chinchilla is also a singer and dancer. Chillie Chinchilla is also a supermodel and stand-up comedian. Chillie Chinchilla is also the former girlfriend of Flea-Boy the Clown. Chillie Chinchilla currently works as a producer of the Silly Squad’s movies and TV shows. She also hosts her very own talk show on the Silly Squad Channel.

Jag the Jaguar is a friend of Yo the Rooster and a classmate of Binky Bear. Jag is a bit of a jock and he loves sports. Jag also loves to eat a lot and to work out. Jag is also dating Torti the Tortoise and Jag dreams of one day becoming a pro football player. Jag currently attends high school with his friends.

Happy Jim is a wrestler who’s always happy. Happy Jim is also very annoying and he loves to drink energy drinks. Happy Jim has ADD and OCD. Happy Jim always runs down to the ring. Happy Jim wrestles in his underwear and he also wears a newspaper hat. Happy Jim currently wrestles for Fighting 4 Life Wrestling and Deathlock Promotions.

Super Dude is the leader of the greatest superhero team around and who is probably the coolest superhero ever! Super Dude’s powers are super strength, super speed, flight, laser vision, thunder claps, and fast healing. Super Dude maybe a bit of a jock, but he’s actually a super genius and creates inventions like the world has never seen. Super Dude, pure awesome!

Cool Fox is cocky, sly, handsome, and very cool. Cool Fox and Super Dude were once enemies because they fought about who was the coolest, Cool Fox or Super Dude. But over time they became friends and Cool Fox and his best friend Camel became members of the team. Cool Fox has his own little group called the Cool Club and he now works for the U.S. government an agent. Cool Fox may not have any powers, but he’s quite a hero for a fox!

Coyote is Spotty’s first foe, he once tried to turn everybody in the world into Coyotes, put together all the world’s most famous nerds to take over the world, and was leader of the I Hate Spotty Gang. He is also billionaire.

Transfoom is a big retarded green monster and he is also the village idiot.

Mr. Hunter is a crazy redneck hunter who lives in the woods. He hunted Stork, Deer, and Mole when it was hunting season. Mr. Hunter was last seen as the co-general of the Skull Lords. He has also raced in Stork’s Kart Racing 2006! Now Mr. Hunter co-owns a successful restaurant/bakery franchise called “Mr. Hunter’s Pies”.

Termite is an annoying bug who loves to eat wood. Termite bugs Stork when Stork was a lumberjack, Stork and Termite are sometimes friends or sometimes foes. Termite and Stork once teamed up to stop an army of beavers and woodpeckers, because Termite ate all the trees in the woods. Termite now runs a hardware store in Pit Stop Town.

Dr. Slamin Salmon is Silly Squad INC.’s staff doctor and a talking salmon. Dr. Slamin Salmon is basically a quack and he speaks with an Indian accent. Dr. Slamin Salmon also appears on the Silly Squad’s TV shows as a cast member. Dr. Slamin Salmon is basically a very stupid and a very annoying fish that you can’t help but love. Dr. Slamin Salmon is also a former Shakespearean actor.

The Frog is an annoying talking frog who is the cutest member of the Silly Squad. After The Frog left the Silly Squad he moved into a log cabin in the bayou. The Frog is now basically a redneck and The Frog is also a white supremacist. The Frog was also a former comic strip artist and he also loves to collect clocks. The Frog is also a stand-up comedian and a very good magician.

Spotty Jr. is the son of Spotty. He is also friends with Cool Fox. Spotty Jr. always wears a red baseball cap with brown spots, he also wears a red pants, a red t-shirt, and red shoes. He is a mutt like his dad. Spotty Jr. is also a bit of a nerd and has an IQ of 174. Spotty Jr. is also a computer whiz and he even created his own search engine.

Apple & Lettuce were food that was magical brought to life by Mr. Raccoon and caused a lot of trouble. Soon Apple & Lettuce became butlers of Mr. Raccoon and now they currently work in Knowledge’s library and haven’t even begun to spoil.


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Saturday, April 5, 2014

Mr. Big’s Cafeteria Time: Part 3!


Mr. Big, Barney Scott, Michael, Jordan, and Igor were playing Texas Hold’em, and Igor was winning. “Damn, I lost again,” said Jordan. “You know Igor, something looks different about you,” said Michael. “What do you mean,” asked Igor. Igor looked like a male model, instead of his humped back self. “Yah, that guy’s hot, I bet he did a lot of chicks, if yah know what I mean,” said Barney Scott. “No, I’m a virgin,” said Igor. “Dude, you have to do the deed man, well you’re still sexy, chicks will crawl all over you man,” said Jordan. “Yah, I’ll give you a bottle of champagne for free,” said Mr. Big. “Hey you guys get back to work, now,” yelled Stork. “Yes boss,” yelled everybody. Will Igor have S.E.X.? Nobody knows!

Now let’s get back to the story!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Super Dude vs. Expo Speed!


Who is Expo Speed? Why he’s a very popular superhero from Japan! Expo Speed’s powers include super speed, super strength, the ability to fly, the brain of a computer, and the ability to change his appearance into anyone or anything. Expo Speed’s secret identity is none other than Yan Fujigia who is a billionaire playboy and local celebrity. Yan Fujigia is also the current CEO of the Fujigia Corporation. The Fuijiga Corporation is one of the leading manufacturers of electronics, video, communications, video game consoles, and information technology products for the consumer and professional markets. Expo Speed is basically a very popular hero in Japan…but one day that all changed. Expo Speed suddenly became the world’s deadest super villains. Why did Expo Speed have this sudden change of character? Because Expo Speed is being possessed by an Oni (a Japanese demon) who was making him do evil things. So the only ones now who can stop Expo Speed are the Super Dudes and so Tokyo police called the Super Dudes to stop Expo Speed. But our heroes would soon find out that one of the Super Dudes’ members has a connection with Expo Speed. Our heroes soon found out that Expo Speed is actually Fat Lazy Karate Teacher’s biological brother. Now we go to the Super Dudes who just landed their jet and they were soon headed to the Tokyo police station. Now Super Dude, Young One, Super Dudette, Super Mutt, Fat Lazy Karate Teacher, and R-Man were having a meeting with the Tokyo chief of police. “Welcome American superheroes to Japan, we need your help in stopping former Japanese superhero Expo Speed…we don’t know why he became evil…but that’s for you to figure out, also…Tokyo citizens have reported seeing American super villain Night Watch flying around wreaking havoc over city, can you brave heroes stop them,” asked the chief of police. “Alright chief of Tokyo police the Super Dudes are ready for action, now where is Expo Speed now,” asked Super Dude. “We just received call that Expo Speed is robbing big bank a few blocks from here,” said the chief of police. “Why is he robbing a bank…Expo Speed’s a freaking billionaire why does he need more freaking money…I mean I hate my younger brother Expo Speed….ah I mean I….,” said Fat Lazy Karate Teacher. “You should just shut the hell up fat ass,” said Young One. “Who you are you calling fat,” asked Fat Lazy Karate Teacher angrily.”Enough….let’s go find this Expo Speed guy already,” yelled Super Dude. Soon the Super Dudes flew off to stop Expo Speed. But can our heroes stop Expo Speed? I guess we’ll have to wait and see!