Sunday, August 10, 2014

“Ms. Giant’s Twin Sister Joins The Gifted” Storyline Idea!

“Ms. Giant’s Twin Sister Joins The Gifted” is a future “That Spells Action Heroes” storyline about Ms. Giant’s (Dr. Vicky Good) twin sister who is the world’s heaviest woman. Ms. Giant feeling sorry for her very obese twin sister injects her with Chemical G1 and soon the once world’s heaviest woman becomes a sexy thin supermodel-like young woman. But Ms. Giant suddenly discovers her twin sister now has superpowers and she soon offers her twin sister to join The Gifted. With the power of an ultrasonic scream Ms. Giant’s twin sister now fights crime as Ms. Sonic Scream. What will happen when Ms. Sonic Scream learns to deal with her powers and her newly prefect body? And how will Ms. Sonic Scream get along with the other members of The Gifted? Read “Ms. Giant’s Twin Sister Joins The Gifted” when it comes out very soon!

“The Lunar Losers” Story Idea!

“The Lunar Losers” is about the adventures of a group of space misfits led by former convict and now space outlaw Paul Ziser. Paul Ziser is an African-American man from Earth and after he and Roncor escaped from Prison Planet, soon were captured by the Galactic Universe Federation. By the order of the GUF (Galactic Universe Federation) instead of going to prison were now forced to explore and protect the universe from evil. Paul Ziser and Roncor now must be co-leaders of a group of space misfits that includes Weirdo, Kjwleo, Gar Jong, Space Fighter, The Whatzit, Miss Whatzit, The Living Eyeball, The Yellow Fellow, Hologram Harry, The Wonderful Walrus, Steam Jet Joe, Computer Man, Transfoom, and 3-K. But actually they must work alongside top GUF (Galactic Universe Federation) officers G5 and Robot Red on their journey through the universe while also battling the evils of alien warlord Qazolu and other space villains. Can this group of misfits save the day? Want to learn more about the cosmic side of the “That Spells Action Heroes” universe? Read “The Lunar Losers” when it comes out very soon!
The Cast of The Lunar Losers!
·        Paul Ziser
·        G5
·        Robot Red
·        Geball
·        Hands on His Head
·        XZ
·        Robot Blue
·        Roncor
·        Weirdo
·        Kjwleo
·        Gar Jong
·        Space Fighter
·        The Whatzit
·        Miss Whatzit
·        The Living Eyeball
·        The Yellow Fellow
·        Hologram Harry
·        The Wonderful Walrus
·        Steam Jet Joe
·        Computer Man
·        Bull Horns (Tough Horns)
·        Ga Nod
·        Co Nod
·        Princess Ei Nod
·        Boo Nod
·        Transfoom
·        Happy Leap Year Ghost
·        Happy New Year Ghost
·        3-K
·        Ke-li and Mortaki
The Enemies of The Lunar Losers!
·        Qazolu
·        Zrotk
·        Droid 6
·        Robo Rexes
·        Hacko the Wise
·        Emperor Rodgle
·        The Monster Master (Scott F. Henry)
·        Gangster
·        The Jom-Eom King
·        The Alien Blob Thief
·        The Monster Worm
·        Hillax the Destroyer
·       Pink Flying Skull Man & Ring Arm
·       Zig Zag and Moe
·        Killax the Destroyer
·        Bang & Boom
·        The Warden
·        Hillax’s father

“Magic Wars: KWE/BWC Wrestling Saga” Storyline Idea!

“Magic Wars: KWE/BWC Wrestling Saga” is a future storyline in the “Magic Wars” series where Mr. We returns to start a wrestling promotion in the magical universe and Qullin the former street fighter needing some extra money decides to become a professional wrestler. Little does Qullin know is that Mr. We’s wrestling promotion is actually a kind of purgatory for fallen souls that are sold their souls to Oouguya Jr. and soon Qullin realizes the truth he now must find a way to return to his old life and defeat Oouguya Jr. and Mr. We. Can Qullin save the day? Read “Magic Wars: KWE/BWC Wrestling Saga” when it comes out very soon! This is the first epic crossover between the “Magic Wars” series and the “KWE/BWC Wrestling” series and will feature characters from both series. KWE/BWC Wrestlers who are starring in “Magic Wars: KWE/BWC Wrestling Saga” includes Kazam, Red Ogre, Bopf the Witch Doctor, Mr. Unknown, Dixie Jinx, Reaper, The Graveyard Knights, The Unknown Team (Mr. Unknown & Freddy Fear), Reaper & Mysterio, Coal & Killa, The Evil Death Makers, Coal, Arnold Martinez, The Role-playing Kid and Timmy Toys. Again to find out who else will appear, read “Magic Wars: KWE/BWC Wrestling Saga” when it comes out very soon!

“Steven Bucky Butler Tribute Show” Story Idea!

“Steven Bucky Butler Tribute Show” is a story where the characters created by Steven Bucky Butler pay tribute in the form of a roast to their creator. Hosted by Spotty, all of Steven Bucky Butler’s characters will attend the show. But rumor has it is that Evil Dino-Skeleton and some other bad guys will try to do anything to ruin the show because of their hatred towards their creator. Plus for some reason Woody Dog claims to have a surprise for his best friend at the end of the show. What will happen at “Steven Bucky Butler Tribute Show” and will the guest of honor show up at all? Will the bad guys ruin the show? What’s Woody Dog’s surprise? Read “Steven Bucky Butler Tribute Show” when it comes out very soon!

Monday, August 4, 2014

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Robot Blue Cold Planet!

Robot Blue is now co-general of The Galactic Universe Federation army, Zrotk the evil space dictator has just gotten the death sentence, XZ is the GUF’s (The Galactic Universe Federation) top scientist, G5 is now head of his planet’s embassy in the GUF (The Galactic Universe Federation), and Princess Pink is head of her planet’s embassy in the GUF (The Galactic Universe Federation), and Soppt is now going to retire as head of the GUF and his brother Gojll is going to run the GUF (The Galactic Universe Federation). Now we go to a meeting with XZ and Soppt. “I’m glad you’re going to retire, you’re getting pretty old, but I’m sure your brother is going to run the GUF well,” said XZ. “Thank you, it was great working here, and since I’m its founder, I’m glad I created it,” said Soppt. “Now what was the real reason you called me here,” asked XZ. “Well, we found a new planet and we want to see if it has life, and by the way, it’s below zero degrees, so were calling it the Cold Planet,” said Soppt. Now we go to Robot Blue and Princess Pink, Robot Blue and Princess Pink started dating, so they were boyfriend and girlfriend. “Listen, I’m going to a new world called Cold Planet, I won’t be gone for long, okay,” said Robot Blue. Then Robot Blue and Princess Pink kissed each other. “Ready to go Robot Blue,” said XZ. “Good luck,” said Princess Pink. So off our heroes went to the Cold Planet. What will happen next? Nobody knows!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: That Spells Action Heroes Super Heroes Brawl!

X-Eye is the current president of the United States and was going to a meeting to talk to an alien race called the Jom-Eom they come to Earth to find the most powerful man on the planet. “So Jom-Eom’s welcome to Earth and you are in the U.S.A, so what do you think of Earth and me the most powerful man,” said X-Eye. “We want super powered people we have to find one in 17 days or else the Earth will be destroyed,” yelled the Jom-Eom King. “How can we super power people are all over the Earth you can’t find them all in 17 days,” yelled X-Eye. “I have it tell the people of Earth that we will find our super powered person in a fight in our space arena from the past, the present, and the future now go and tell them our warning,” yelled the Jom-Eom King. Will the Earth be destroyed nobody knows! 

Chapter 1 Free Preview: The Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson Future Wars 2!

In the year 2048 the rebellion tried to clone the god of Buckyism, Steven Butler Jr.  and the top scientists did just that, but soon the Skull Lords found out and soon wanted to steal a clone and make it evil. So the rebellion destroyed all the clones that were created, but one survived. But our story takes place in the year 2054 and the war between the Skull Lords and the rebellion was still going on. George who is half-human and half-cartoon teenager and he is the chosen one to take Steven Butler’s place as the god of Buckyism. George led the rebellion quite well after the death of Steven J. Butler, Jr. Evil Dino-Skeleton survived the blowing up of one of his many headquarters and Terry the Tapir is running in his absent. The Phoenix Monks also want to destroy the chosen one and be the rulers of the world. Since our world and the Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson merged into one, chaos roamed the new world. The current pope of Buckyism Lenny Lynx is helping the followers of Buckyism live in peace around evil. The humans that believed in Buckyism lived in hiding spot that is run by the rebellion. Rick Rooster became the top wizard of the rebellion after the death of Shane Lu. Spike is now co-head of the rebellion right next to George. The rebellion hopes to end this war once and for all. Now we go to the battlefield where George is leading his army against the Skull Lords. The Skull Lords demon army rode living Velociraptor skeletons on the battlefield. The rebellion’s army is small compared to the Skull Lords. But George doesn’t give up hope, and he hopes to end this war once and for all. George led his army into battle, but they were losing to the Skull Lords. George fought with his soldiers in battle, and during many of the battles the Phoenix Monks usually interfere. Now that the battle has begun let’s tell this story once and for all. Also, George is also on a mini-quest to find his girlfriend Roxy who was kidnapped by the Skull Lords. God hopes this war will end soon, because the faith of the new world depends on it!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: The Origin of Sith-Before the Magic Wars!

Our story begins when the Black Knights took over a small kingdom and they soon became there sole rulers. The Black Knights only mission was to destroy evil, which they think is only magical creatures. But now we go to a forest where Terry the Tapir was showing his supervisor Coyote something he found that was a bit odd. “So tell me Mr. Tapir, what did you find in the forest that would shock the Black Knights,” asked Coyote. “Well, I was out after leaving my favorite tavern I took a shortcut I knew through these woods, and then I saw this,” said Terry the Tapir. Then Terry showed Coyote a huge blackish-purplish portal that was in the middle of the forest. “My god, do you know what you’ve just found,” cried Coyote in excitement. “What did I just find,” asked Terry the Tapir. “Why you’ve found a portal to the magical universe, the gateway to which our enemies get to the mortal realm,” yelled Coyote. “Okay, will finding this promote me into a higher rank in the Black Knights,” asked Terry the Tapir. “No it won’t, but you and I have to explore this gateway and find a way to lock it so that magical creatures can never get into the mortal world again,” yelled Coyote. “We have to go in there, but don’t we need more help,” said Terry the Tapir. “No, we have weapons now let’s see what’s inside this portal, now come on we don’t have a lot of time,” said Coyote. Then Coyote walked into the blackish-purplish portal and then just when Terry the Tapir was about to walk in, he pulled out a bottle of whiskey and finished the whole bottle. “Let’s do this,” said Terry the Tapir to himself. Then Terry the Tapir walked into the blackish-purplish portal and then he saw Coyote standing in amazement. “Look at this place, the magical universe is huge, we could be anywhere in it,” said Coyote. “So ah, where are we anyway boss,” asked Terry the Tapir. Then Coyote looked around and soon he saw a sign of the location where they were at. “Why Mr. Tapir we’re on Mt. Sith my friend, now come on, let’s explore this place,” said Coyote. Now Coyote and Terry the Tapir went on to explore Mt. Sith, but little do they know that they are going to find something of that will change their lives forever. But what could that be? I guess we’ll have to wait and see!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: The Lost Adventures of Nick!

Nick is currently 41 years old and he is not pleased that he is a still considered wizard-in-training. Nick is a married family man with his lovely (former demon) wife, Lisa, and he also has a new born son named Curt. Nick has been training with Riddle Fox and over time Riddle Fox and Nick have become a bit of best friends. Little does Nick know is that the Magical Council has something called the Wizard’s Court, and every wizard that works with the Magical Council must train with the Wizard’s Court and qualify to be an official member of the Wizard’s Court. But Nick has no idea that the Wizard’s Court even exists, until now! Now our story begins. Nick and Riddle Fox were walking in the hallway together and having a conversation. “Master Riddle Fox, how long must I be a pupil, I’m a grown man for God sakes,” said Nick. “Look, I taught you well but you need more training, not just from me but from other wizards,” said Riddle Fox. “You mean I have to train with another wizard, where can I find another wizard to train with,” asked Nick. “Well, there is the Wizard’s Court, and they’ll be…,” said Riddle Fox. Then Riddle Fox stopped talking and paused in nervousness. “What’s the Wizard’s Court, you never told me anything about that,” said Nick. “Well, I never told you because the wizards who are members are wizards who use light magic,” said Riddle Fox. “Are you member,” asked Nick. “Yes, not only I’m I a member I’m also an elder,” said Riddle Fox. “An elder,” asked Nick. “That means that I teach young wizards and that I’m a very old member of the group,” said Riddle Fox. “So, I should ask the Wizard’s Court to train me some more, and then I will soon not be a wizard-in-training, show me where they are,” said Nick. “Ah, I loved too, but, I didn’t tell them much of you background and that you are technically the…,” said Riddle Fox. “So can we go talk to the Wizard’s Court and let me qualify to be an official member,” said Nick. “Fine, but I must warn you, the elders can be very tough teachers, and becoming a member takes a lot of work,” said Riddle Fox. “Alright, let’s go to the Wizard’s Court,” said Nick. Soon Nick and Riddle Fox were heading to the Wizard’s Court headquarters which is inside the Magical Council headquarters. But why is Riddle Fox scared of the Wizard’s Court having Nick as a member? I guess will have to wait and see!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: The Gifted meets Stretch Man!

Jack Capper, who is the current CEO of Henry Q. Corp, was one of the richest people of the world. But Jack Capper had a secret, he was the newest superhero Stretch Man. Stretch Man has the power to Stretch his legs, arms, and neck 70 feet. Stretch Man is also like living rubber and able to change shape as well. The Gifted wanted Stretch Man to join the team, but they had to find him first.  Dr. Laser, Ms. Giant, and Dr. Strong went looking for Stretch Man to see if he could become a member of the team and to study his amazing powers. Now we go to a bank robbery where The Gifted arrived on the scene. The leader of the bank robbers was none other then The Gifted’s foe Badger Man. Soon The Gifted started fighting the bank robbers when from out of nowhere Stretch Man appeared. “Halt villains, Stretch Man is here to save the day,” yelled Stretch Man. “What is this a hero convention or something, get’em,” yelled Badger Man. Then our heroes started fighting the bank robbers. Soon from out of nowhere, at superfast speed, the GreenSpeed made his return. “Yah, it’s a hero thingy-dingy, and I’m here to help,” yelled the GreenSpeed. Then our heroes defeated the bank robbers and soon Badger Man and his henchmen were handcuffed and taking by the police. Soon The Gifted, the GreenSpeed, and Stretch Man saved the day and just as Stretch Man was leaving. “Hey Stretch Man, can we talk to you about something,” asked Dr. Strong. “Ah sure, we heroes can talk,” said Stretch Man in a scared voice. “We wanted to see if you would like a full time job with the Gifted, with your powers we can use a guy like you on the team, plus we like to study your powers,” said Dr. Strong. “Yah I like to join the Gifted…wait…did you say study my powers, what do you mean by that,” asked Stretch Man. “Why, we like to see your skills and help you control your powers, plus I like to see some of your DNA and…,” said Dr. Strong. “Sorry, but I have to go,” cried Stretch Man. Then Stretch Man fled the scene. “Something doesn’t seem right about Stretch Man and we better talked to him and find out whose side he’s on,” said Dr. Strong. “I’m on it,” yelled the GreenSpeed. Then the GreenSpeed started following Stretch Man. Soon the GreenSpeed caught Stretch Man and then tied his rubbery legs and arms together. “Let’s take this guy back to headquarters shall we,” said the GreenSpeed. And off our heroes went to The Gifted headquarters.

Chapter 1 Free Preview: The Gifted vs. The GreenSpeed!

Now we go to a news broadcast. “This just in, the mayor is going to give the Gifted’s leader, Dr. Strong, the key to the city…and in other news…,” said the news anchorman. Then the TV was turned off by X-Eye. “Oh how I hate the Gifted, I mean they became celebrities overnight, and who’s running for president of the United States, why me of course and I wasn’t on the news today,” yelled X-Eye. Then one of X-Eye’s employees came in. “Ah, Mr. Q, the replica chemical G1 is ready to be tested,” said X-Eye’s employee. “Thank you for telling me…Dr. Hurt, now then, who shall we test it on,” said X-Eye. “We have some lab mice and…,” said Dr. Hurt. “No, we need to test it on a human being, but who,” said X-Eye. “Well Mr. Q, should we find a volunteer,” asked Dr. Hurt. “Dr. Hurt, find me the unhealthiest man around and that’s who we should test it on,” said X-Eye. “Why an unhealthy person, I mean, if the replica chemical G1 kills this person, Henry Q. Corp will be blamed,” said Dr. Hurt. “This company is going to be sold to the U.S. government when I become president, so the company will be unstoppable, and that I know that the Gifted got there powers from the real chemical G1,” said X-Eye. “You mean Henry Q. Corp will be just like the FCC and NASA,” asked Dr. Hurt. “Indeed, Henry Q. Corp will become an agency of the United States government, now find be a test subject right away,” yelled X-Eye. “Yes, Mr. Q, and I hope you win the election,” said Dr. Hurt. “Thanks now get out of here,” yelled X-Eye. Then Dr. Hurt ran out of Henry Q.’s (X-Eye) office. “It looks like the Gifted may finally die,” said X-Eye. Then X-Eye started laughing evilly. 

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Bros. Ink: Forever Annoy!

Now we go to the Bros. Ink Factory where a business Big Boss Kid was retiring and General Butt Face was throwing a retirement party in his honor. “Gentlemen, my best friend was this man, he’s the founder and CEO of the greatest group of brothers who annoy their sisters and get paid for it, now that he’s retiring I guess I’ll be promoted to CEO now right,” yelled General Butt Face. “Sorry, I choose someone else,” said Big Boss Kid. “What, damn it who,” cried General Butt Face. “Me chose Mr. Bucky, he new CEO,” said Big Boss Kid. “What,” cried Bucky, AJ Lu, and Shane Lu at the same time? “Yes, Mr. Bucky new CEO of Bros. Ink, excuse me,  but me have to go home now, I want to jack-off real bad, Mr. Bucky, run Bros. Ink well,” yelled Big Boss Kid. Then Big Boss Kid grabbed the cake and ran out of the building. Now our story begins and Bucky is now the new CEO of Bros. Ink. AJ Lu and Shane Lu were pissed. Now we go to Bucky’s office where AJ Lu and Shane Lu were complaining. “Bucky, how the hell did you become our boss, you know how much this sucks,” yelled AJ Lu. “Look, I worked my butt of in this company for a while, I don’t know why Big Boss Kid chose me, but I have a business to run, now meet the man who’s taking my old job, and he’s fresh out of General Butt Face’s class, Mr. Frankie Cuffan,” said Bucky. Then Frankie Cuffan walked in. “Hello, and I can’t wait to work with you AJ Lu and Shane Lu, you guys are almost like legends here,” said Frankie Cuffan. “Bucky, please not make us work with the new guy, take your old job back and…,” said AJ Lu. “Look, I want to be CEO of this company and I don’t care that I’m your boss now and that we are kind of friends, now get to work,” yelled Bucky. Now we go to the annoying room where AJ Lu came out of the door that goes straight to his sister’s room. “Man, I scored so many annoying points today, I really bugged the crap out of not just my sister, but sisters around the freaking world, I guess you’re up Frankie,” said AJ Lu. Then Frankie went through the door to his sister’s room. Frankie soon came out of his sister’s room. “Man, I just bugged the crap out of them,” said Frankie. “Wow, new guy, you’ve just scored 90 annoying points on your first day,” said Shane Lu.  Annoying points tell how much the sister was annoyed with the brother and also tells how much the brother would get paid by Bros. Ink. Soon Frankie, AJ Lu, and Shane Lu became the best of friends, but how long will it last? Nobody knows!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Silly Squad’s Silly-Mart!

Silly Squad INC. was the #1 entertainment company of its class. They still do entertaining at birthday parties, TV shows, movies, internet clips, merchandising, a theme park, and “The Silly Squad Channel” which is a subscription video on demand television service and it now has over 200,000 subscribers. They own Shekys INC., True Funny INC., Bros. Ink, and Lixey Bros. Studios which at a time were their biggest rivals. Soon Silly Squad INC.’s CEO Flea-Boy the Clown announced that Silly Squad INC. is now a public company and trades on the NYSE. Flea-Boy the Clown’s vision of making people laugh is now one of the most successful corporations in the world today. Now we go to a business meeting being held by Flea-Boy the Clown and at the meeting were the founding employees. “Gentlemen, Silly Squad INC. is currently a very powerful company, I think we need to expand into other fields of business, do you know what that business is,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “A theme park,” said Spotty. “You dumbass we already have a theme park, I’m talking about starting a chain of large, discount department stores, like Wal-Mart or Target, that’s where the money’s at, so that’s why I’m going to make Silly-Mart and rake in some more money,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “But we’re an entertainment company why do we need to compete with the retail business,” asked Igor. “Guys you’re missing the big picture here, this company could do anything, when I started out I only had a nickel to my name, now I’m a billionaire, Silly Squad INC. could use more money, so let’s build some Silly-Mart stores all over the country and then the world,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “So where would this Silly-Mart be,” asked Lenny the Leopard.  “We are building five stores and they will be complete in a week, so, let there be Silly-Mart,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. And soon Silly-Mart opened their first five stores and by the end of the month, Silly-Mart had over 1,000 stores all over the United States and soon Silly-Mart started killing small businesses. What have the Silly Squad done now!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Silly Squad vs. The Shekys!

Silly Squad did come out with a new movie, and it was a box office success. Soon Silly Squad INC. was the #1 entertainment company of its class. They still do birthday parties, and now they also do TV shows, movies, internet clips, and merchandising. Soon Flea-Boy the Clown was the richest clown in the world, and the founding members of the Silly Squad were now celebrities. The future looked bright for the Silly Squad. But soon the Silly Squad was going to have some competition. A new group called the Shekys did birthday parties and some people thought they were funnier than the Silly Squad. The Shekys are a comedy group that formed a company called Shekys INC. Now we go to a meeting with Flea-Boy the Clown, Bear and Snake, Igor, Mr. Pencil, Rags the Raccoon, Lenny the Leopard, Holly Dog, Big Boss Kid, Spotty, and Fartio. “Gentlemen the people have spoken, Silly Squad is in losing in the business we started, birthday party entertainment, a new group called the Shekys is taking some of our business, and I have an idea of how to beat them,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. “Are we going to be on a cereal box, because I feel like a bowl of Trix myself and…,” said Bear. “No, sex, think about, sex sells, and I say we should…,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. “You want the Silly Squad to become prostitutes,” cried Spotty. “No, I think we should have sexy people join the Silly Squad, and I want you to meet our first model, come out here Ms. Brown,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. Then a female model walked in. “Gentlemen, meet our first model Judy Brown, she was a former beauty queen and she is very funny,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. “Hi, I been a fan of you guys for a while and I’m glad to be a part of this company,” said Judy Brown. “Judy step out of the room for a moment,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Then Judy Brown walked out of the room. “Did you see her rack and her ass, she’s the perfect woman, and with her as our first model, we’ll beat the Shekys on the spot, okay the meeting is over” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. Now we go to Igor and Mr. Pencil. “Wow, she’s beautiful, I wonder if she’s single,” said Igor. “Dude, a girl that sexy will never go out with you,” said Mr. Pencil. “Yah, she probably dating a male model, wait a minute I have an idea,” yelled Igor. Then Igor ran out of the conference room. “I wonder what he’s up to,” said Mr. Pencil. What will happen next? Nobody knows! 

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Silly Squad 2008!

Silly Squad INC. was the #1 entertainment company of its class. They still do birthday parties, TV shows, movies, internet clips, and merchandising. They now own Shekys INC. which was at a time there biggest rival and they are also coming out with a subscription video on demand television service. Now the chairman and founder of Silly Squad INC. Flea-Boy the Clown, has a big announcement for the Silly Squad’s greatest project ever. Now Flea-Boy the Clown is taken his employees a big field. By the way, the current members of the Silly Squad are Bear and Snake, The Shekys, Judy Brown, Ricky Kenson (Igor), Spotty, Mr. Pencil, Rags the Raccoon, Lenny the Leopard, Big Boss Kid, Fartio, and the summer intern Binky Bear. “Gentlemen, I have big news, you know why we’re in this field,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. “Is this the spot for the new Silly Squad headquarters,” asked Spotty. “No, our headquarters is in Chicago, this location is for the greatest Silly Squad project ever, gentlemen…this is the future site for the Silly Squad theme park, yes the Silly Squad is getting into the theme park game and we’ll crush the competition,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. “So this field is going to be a theme park owned by the Silly Squad, wow, our own theme park,” said Spotty. “So, when is the building of this theme park going to begin,” asked Fartio. “Right now, oh boys,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. Then construction workers started building the theme park. “So when’s it going this going to be done,” asked Mr. Pencil. “It will be done in three months, so come on, we have work to do, and in three months, this will be a theme park,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Soon three months passed and the Silly Squad theme park opened for business, we’ll see what happens in the next chapter! 

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Silly Squad 2007!

Flea-Boy the Clown was trying to think of ways the Silly Squad could make some money. “Think, I’m chairman of the Silly Squad how can I make some money,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Then Mr. Pencil comes in with a pie, and then he throws the pie at Flea-Boy the Clown. “I got it, the Silly Squad will have a reality show, I will make millions,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Now we go to a meeting with the other members of the Silly Squad, who were Bear and Snake, Igor, Mr. Pencil, Rags the Raccoon, Lenny the Leopard, Holly Dog, Big Boss Kid, and Fartio. “Now for this reality show to work, let’s look at the other reality shows, now how should are reality show work,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “Well, me and Bear could be judges, and judge the people who we think is funny, we’ll have additions, it will be like American Idol,” said Snake. “We should do games like, maybe sending someone to a birthday party,” said Holly Dog. “Yah, I think they should eat old dog balls, and then the brain of a cow and…,” said Fartio. “Alright I get it, I’ll pitch the show to Fox, they have a ton of crappy reality shows already, Silly Squad, let’s make a reality show,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Will the Silly Squad get a reality show? I hope they will.

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Spotty: Planet of the Dogs!

Spotty, Michael, and Jordan were preparing for a mission to go into outer space to an alien planet. Michael and Jordan chose Spotty to go on the mission with them because he has a background of being an adventurer (even Spotty technically qualifies to be considered an astronaut). Spotty, Michael, and Jordan’s outer space mission was being funded by the government. Now we go to the day of launch where Spotty was saying goodbye to his friends and family. Friends and family seeing Spotty off included Beardy, Spotty Jr., Uncle Scotty (Beardy’s Scottish Uncle), Penny Greyhound, and Heather (Spotty’s Daughter). “Well guys…I’m going to miss you a lot and I hope you do fine without me,” said Spotty. “We’ll be fine dad…I can’t believe we won’t see you again when I’m an adult,” said Spotty Jr. “I’ll miss you son…take good care of your sister…and Beardy old friend take care of my children while I’m  gone,” said Spotty. “I will old friend…I’m going to miss you a lot…sorry I can’t come with you,” said Beardy. “Good luck Spotty…we’ll miss you,” said Penny Greyhound. “Ya lad best of luck to ye,” said Uncle Scotty (Beardy’s Scottish Uncle). “Come on Spotty we have to get into the rocket,” yelled Michael. “Bye everyone…don’t forget about me,” said Spotty. “We won’t,” said Spotty Jr.  Spotty, Michael, and Jordan boarded the rocket and soon their rocket launched into space. Spotty, Michael, and Jordan were headed to an alien planet and it will take 30 years to get there. Soon Spotty, Michael, and Jordan were in a deep sleep and they will awaken once they land on the alien planet. But little do they know it that they will return to earth…but it’ll be far different from when they left.

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Silly Squad & The Celebrity Fat Camp!

Coyote offered Flea-Boy the Clown a job in Coyote Corp Entertainment as Coyote Corp Entertainment vice president. Flea-Boy the Clown accepted Coyote’s job offer. It appears that the Silly Squad aren’t truly dead…they must take a five year break to make their fans happy. Long live the Silly Squad and may the reunite again! Plus former Silly Squad employees now work for Coyote Corp Entertainment. Those former Silly Squad members who now work for Coyote Corp include Billy Baiji, Mr. Bunny, Larry Lixey IV, Uncle “Anime” Akira, Ossum the Homey Opossum, and Fearsome the Alligator. Our story begins when an old friend of Flea-Boy the Clown visited Flea-Boy the Clown’s office. That old friend was Igor. Igor is currently an unemployed redneck living in a trailer with his wife Judy Brown and their forty children. Judy Brown used to be a beautiful supermodel and the sex symbol for Silly Squad…but now Judy Brown currently weighs 400lbs. and Judy also has diabetes. “Hello Flea-Boy…I have a question for you…can I have a job,” asked Igor. “We’re not technically hiring right now in Coyote Corp Entertainment….sorry old friend,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “But I need a job I have forty children to feed and my wife’s in the hospital and…,” cried Igor. “Wait…Judy Brown is alive…I thought you said she died in a heart attack,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “I lied…my wife never did die okay…I lied about her death so she wouldn’t have to appear on your reunion show…but she is in the hospital…man if only she could lose a couple of pounds and….,” cried Igor. “Wait…did I here you have a problem dealing with a certain someone’s weight…,” said a mysterious voice. It was Coyote and he overheard the conversation between Flea-Boy the Clown and Igor. “Boss I was….,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “Look…I like this idea of Igor working for Coyote Corp Entertainment…I also heard that Igor wrote most of the Silly Squad’s TV programs….Igor would you like to work as a writer for my movies and TV shows,” asked Coyote. “Hell ya…I would love to write again…I’ve been trying to write and publish a book…but I don’t have a lot of money to do so,” said Igor. “Good…Igor will be a writer for Coyote Corp Entertainment’s movies and TV shows…and I would also like to hire Judy Brown to be a host of her very own talk show on the Coyote Corp Network,” said Coyote. “But boss…Judy Brown is a fat ass and…,” cried Flea-Boy the Clown. “Look I have an idea of how Judy Brown can become sexy again…you see I once weighed 500lbs. and I lost it all in only one week…,” said Coyote. “You once weighed 500lbs. and you lost it all in only one week…but how,” asked Igor. “You see we celebrities get perks that the average Joe can’t get…one word…celebrity fat camp,” said Coyote. “Celebrity fat camp…what the heck is that,” asked Igor and Flea-Boy the Clown at the same time. “It’s basically a fat camp for celebrities who need to lose weight without surgery…they have the best personal trainers and I wasn’t the only one who lost weight at the celebrity fat camps, names of celebrities that go to celebrity fat camp include Brad Pitt, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu…the list goes on and on…all of the people I mention were fat asses at one point but they lose weight so quick the media and the paparazzi never even know they were ever fat….I will pay for Judy Brown to go the celebrity fat camp and on the very last day of her one week I promise you she’ll lose the weight and look sexy again…do we have a deal…,” asked Coyote. “Sure…as long as me and my wife both have jobs again,” said Igor. Then Coyote and Igor shook hands. It now seems that Judy Brown is now going to a celebrity fat camp. But will she lose the weight like Coyote says she will? Read on to find out!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: The Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson: Sai Bong’s Story!

Once upon a time in The Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson, after the Phoenix Monks were formed they became a threat to the Time Lords. But our story is about a Phoenix Monk named Sai Bong and his adventures with his dear friends Flame and Broiler. Sai Bong was very strong and trained every day. Broiler was a skinny nerd with greasy hair and a heart of god. Flame was a beautiful young woman who cared about animals and the people she loved. These three best friends were all Phoenix Monks, but what makes them special is that they all have one thing a Phoenix Monk doesn’t have…a heart! Now we go to the Phoenix Monks temple where it was Broiler’s turn to feed the power source of the Phoenix Monks…The Great Phoenix. The Great Phoenix is a phoenix that gave the Phoenix Monks’ leader and founder Burn his powers. Now the Phoenix Monks hold the Great Phoenix prisoner just so they could have its great power. But today, our three friends are going to do something they’ll regret but that will make the Great Phoenix very happy. Broiler went in the Great Phoenix’s cell and feed it. Broiler noticed the Great Phoenix looked very sad. “Oh what’s wrong big guy, you’re hardly eating your food,” said Broiler. Then Flame walked into the Great Phoenix’s cell and she saw Broiler petting it. “What’s up with the Great Phoenix, Broiler,” asked Flame. “I think it’s sick,” said Broiler. Flame then touched the Great Phoenix. “No…it’s just sad, I think it wants to fly far away from here,” said Flame. “We can’t let it go Burn will kill us,” said Broiler. “No, we must let it go, Burn always says we should make the Great Phoenix happy, so we must let it go, is that what you want,” asked Flame. The Great Phoenix nodded and soon Flame and Broiler freed The Great Phoenix from its cage. The Great Phoenix roared loudly while it was flying away. The Great Phoenix was finally free, but our heroes are about to become outlaws, even among the Phoenix Monks!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Spotty: Who’s Your Mommy!

Today was Mother’s Day and Spotty Jr. was as usual upset. Spotty Jr. doesn’t know who is biological mother is and Spotty never told his son the truth about who really is his mother. Spotty Jr. was moping in his room and then he heard a knock on his bedroom door. “Go away,” said Spotty Jr. “Son, I know what day it is and…is there anything I can do to cheer you up,” asked Spotty. Spotty Jr. then opened his bedroom door. “Yah, tell me who’s my mother,” cried Spotty Jr. “Son, I told you I’ll tell you when you’re older, now get ready because Beardy and his girlfriend Penny Greyhound are coming over for dinner tonight, so forget about it and remember I’ll tell you when you’re older,” said Spotty. Spotty then left the room. “Well, I guess I’ll find out who my mother is from another source…I better leave the house for the answer,” said Spotty Jr. to himself. Spotty Jr. soon wrote a note, then climbed out of his bedroom window, and was heading to see Michael and Jordan to find out who his mother is. A couple of hours later Spotty, Beardy and Penny Greyhound found out the note Spotty Jr. left and they just finished reading it. “Damn it, now he’s headed to Michael and Jordan’s, god he can’t wait until he’s older, that son of mine,” said Spotty. “Spotty shouldn’t you tell him the truth, I mean he is old enough to know,” said Beardy. “Beardy, I agree with Spotty, he should wait, I mean we’re his family I think we know what’s best,” said Penny Greyhound. “Come on, let’s go find him,” said Spotty. Then they left the room and soon they were in Spotty’s car. Now we go to Spotty Jr. talking to Michael and Jordan. “Come on you guys, don’t you guys know,” cried Spotty Jr. “Well, we weren’t friends with your dad at the time, but what about Beardy,” asked Michael. “Well, I would ask him but he’s my dad’s best friend, I think he wouldn’t tell me because of their friendship,” said Spotty Jr. “Well, what about Coyote, him and your dad went to the same college, maybe he knows,” said Jordan. “Now off to Coyote I go, thanks for the tip,” said Spotty Jr. Spotty Jr. then left the room. “You dumb ass, Coyote hates Spotty and he’ll hurt Spotty Jr.,” said Michael. “Well I do know one thing, Coyote is going to shock Spotty Jr. one way or another,” said Jordan. “You know who is mother is don’t you,” asked Michael. “Yep, I didn’t want to tell Spotty Jr. the truth for a good reason, now I guess we should call Spotty right,” asked Jordan. Michael and Jordan then called Spotty and now Spotty Jr. was going to find out the truth. It will be shocking indeed.

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Spotty: Adventurer 4 Life!

Our story begins when Spotty grew tired of his job as a toaster salesman and missed his days of when he was an adventurer. Spotty loved the adventurer lifestyle and soon Spotty quit his job as a toaster salesman. Spotty will finally be after many years an adventurer…but there was one problem. How would Spotty make money as an adventurer….and the other question is there anymore adventures for him to have. I guess Spotty will make an adventure of his very own. But first, Spotty needed to pay a visit to his best friend Beardy. “For the last time Spotty I’m not an adventurer anymore….unlike you I grew up,” yelled Beardy. “But Beardy…I can’t do this alone,” said Spotty. “Look Spotty, you have a son and I have a girlfriend, we have to take care of them financially and we made no freaking money being adventurers, now leave me alone,” said Beardy angrily. “Please….,” said Spotty. “Spotty, I have a life now…leave me alone,” said Beardy. “Fine Beardy…and to think I thought we were friends, you just can’t face the facts…you’re nothing without me, you just be a freaking loser,” said Spotty. “What do you mean by that,” cried Beardy. “Oh really…it just so happens I been your friend for years and I get all the credit and attention that belongs to you….who always gets credit for stopping Coyote…me…who saves the world…me…you were usually the one who saved my ass but I’m the one who gets the rewards, so you can just say you were an adventurer….but in reality you are just a freaking sidekick to me,” said Spotty. “I’m not your sidekick…I’m your best friend…fine you know what, go home and forget all this adventurer nonsense and leave me alone,” said Beardy angrily. Beardy slammed the door on Spotty. “Who was that at the door,” asked Penny Greyhound. “It was just an idiot who won’t move on with his life,” said Beardy. “You mean Spotty right,” asked Penny Greyhound. “Yah, he wants me to be an adventurer with him…but I turned him down….I better call Spotty Jr. and tell him to call me if his dad gets home tonight,” said Beardy. “Wait…my baby’s home alone because his father doesn’t want to be there for him, damn it he better still be outside,” cried Penny Greyhound. Penny Greyhound opened the front door to Beardy’s house and saw a note on the doorstep. Penny began reading the note. “Oh my god…Beardy, we have to go to Coyote Corp headquarters away,” cried Penny Greyhound. What will happen at Coyote Corp headquarters? Something stupid for sure!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Stork’s Hippie Life!

Back in the 1960’s Stork used to be a hippie, but by the end of the 1960’s Stork grew up. But Stork began to realize that he could never get over the hippie lifestyle. Our story begins when Stork is at work as an insurance salesman and begins to remember his days as a hippie. Plus Stork also began to remember all the hippie drugs he used to take and just like that Stork now knew he should live the life of a hippie once again. Stork quit his job as an insurance salesman and began acting like a hippie. Stork also became quite a drug addict…and that’s when Stork’s friends began to worry about him. Stork became addicted to LSD and marijuana. Stork soon began preaching peace, love, and all that hippie crap. But Stork’s friends would soon have a surprise for him. Stork’s friends Hawk, Ashley Stork, Zach, Professor Smith, Termite, Deer, and Mole held an intervention for Stork. “What’s everyone doing in my house man,” asked Stork who was obviously high. “Stork, as your best friend I say I don’t like your new lifestyle,” said Hawk. “Dude, first you were once my enemy…second…I went back to my roots and I’m no longer a sellout man,” cried Stork. “Uncle Stork, we’re taking you to rehab, as your nephew I’m basically the only close family you got,” said Zach. “Alright, we grab Stork on three…two…,” cried Mole. Just then Mole, Hawk, and Deer grabbed Stork and dragged him into Ashley Stork’s van. Stork was now in rehab…but will he get clean? An even better question is does he want to!

The Cast of Binky Bear’s Battle of the Bands!

·        Toad and Mouse

·        Manatee

·        Sting the Stingray

·        Sea Anemone, Sea Anemone

·        Snow White the Viking

·        Binky Bear

·        Cindy Mitchell

·        Donny the Duck

·        Wolf

·        Professor Vulture

·        Catfish Jack

·        Mr. Otter

·        Snapper the Snapping Turtle

·        Waddles the Penguin

·        Zach the Frog

·        Ms. Jay

·        Evil Pig

·        Lion

·        Pigeon

·        Cat

·        Where’s Bug

·        Coo-Coo Bird & Dingo

·        The Scared Leopard

·        Brabe the Dog

·        Torti the Tortoise

·        Jag the Jaguar

·        Feather

·        Ant & Dog

·        Yo The Rooster

·        Devil Devil the Pig

·        Bob Nerdy

·        Fearsome the Alligator

·        Steve the Janitor

·        The Dragon & The Giant

·        The Knight

·        Sammy T

·        Flea-Boy the Clown

·        Mr. Raccoon

·        Steve the Janitor

·        Apple & Lettuce