MR. PENCIL CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

Mr. Pencil origins are unknown…until now! Mr. Pencil was created by Professor Smith, The Shekys, and Mr. Raccoon as the ultimate creation tool and a device that can be used as a portal to other universes. Mr. Pencil escapes from his creators and hops from universe to universe until he can find a place that he can call home. Mr. Raccoon sends his henchmen Apple and Lettuce to capture and return Mr. Pencil to him before he can fall into the wrong hands. Sheky 1 orders Sheky 2, Sheky 3 and Sheky 4 to aide Apple and Lettuce as well. But Mr. Pencil already has fallen into the wrong hands as he runs away and joins the circus befriending The Evil Clowns. The Evil Clowns Happy, Sad, and their leader Evil have led Mr. Pencil to cause mischief and aid in their pranks which now span universes. The Evil Clowns slowly discover that by using Mr. Pencil that they can rewrite history in their favor. The Evil Clowns make themselves into billionaires and even rulers of twenty universes with the Mr. Pencil. But Mr. Pencil realizes that his friends’ true intentions and abandons The Evil Clowns. Mr. Pencil also makes everything right and restores the timelines of all the universes that he and The Evil Clowns altered to the original timelines. 

Meanwhile, the FunTime News Network newsvan has broken down in the middle of the forest. FunTime News Network anchormen Joe and Funclock try to repair their broken newsvan but can’t. “Damn it! We’re stuck in the middle of nowhere, with no food, no cellar signal, all because you believe two teenagers claim that Bigfoot was wrestling a donkey out here,” yelled Joe. Funclock started sobbing as Joe began to beat him up. Suddenly out of nowhere a poorly drawn Bigfoot and donkey appeared and started wrestling each other in front of Joe and Funclock to their amazement. “Wow, they weren’t lying. Quick, get the camera,” said Joe. But Mr. Pencil appeared and erased the poorly drawn Bigfoot and donkey before Funclock could film it. Joe became angry at Mr. Pencil and threw his microphone to the ground. “Who do you think you are?” yelled Joe. “I’m Mr. Pencil. And I want a job with your network,” said Mr. Pencil. Joe now interested his powers, hires Mr. Pencil on the spot. Mr. Pencil became an intern for the FunTime News Network, and he would literally create news stories for the network. Meanwhile at the laboratory, Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 waited for Apple, Lettuce, Sheky 2, Sheky 3, and Sheky 4 to return with Mr. Pencil. Sheky 3 entered the laboratory with something behind his back. “So, Sheky 3. Did you find Mr. Pencil?” asked Professor Smith. “No, but I found this,” said Sheky 3. Sheky 3 pulled out the lamp of Charlie the Genie and began to rub it. Sheky 3 awoken the angry Charlie the Genie from his lamp. “It’s 2 in the morning. What do you want?” cried Charlie the Genie. “I wish you can find Mr. Pencil for me. My friends and I struggled to find him,” said Sheky 3. “Turn the TV to channel four and will you learn the fate of Mr. Pencil. I’m going back to bed,” said Charlie the Genie. Charlie the Genie went back into his lamp as Professor Smith turned his TV on to channel four and watched Mr. Pencil being interviewed by Joe on the FunTime News Network. “Crap! Mr. Pencil wasn’t supposed to launch yet. He’s supposed to be released next year. Rub Charlie’s lamp again and order him to bring Mr. Pencil back to us,” said Mr. Raccoon. Sheky 1 slapped Sheky 3 and took the lamp away from him. Sheky 1 rubbed the lamp and an angry Charlie the Genie appeared. “That’s it! I warned you! Now I’m going to make you all disappear for good!” yelled Charlie the Genie. Charlie the Genie snaps his fingers and Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 disappear. Charlie the Genie goes back into his lamp as Sheky 3 emerges from the bathroom wondering where everybody went. “Where did everybody go?” asked Sheky 3. Apple, Lettuce, Sheky 2, and Sheky 4 entered carrying a tied and muzzled Mr. Pencil into the laboratory. “We found him and…hey, where did our bosses go?” asked Apple. “I don’t know. They were here before I went to the bathroom. I guess they disappeared,” said Sheky 3. “Well, now that our bosses are gone, I guess you’re free to go Mr. Pencil,” said Apple. Sheky 2 and Sheky 4 untied Mr. Pencil. Mr. Pencil began to draw poorly drawn knock offs of Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1. “No! Why are you doing this?” screamed Lettuce. “Because I hate all of you. And you got me fired from the FunTime News Network. Anyway, I’m off to be a God. Later mortals,” said Mr. Pencil. 

Mr. Pencil picks up the lamp of Charlie the Genie and draws a portal then exits through it. The poorly drawn knock offs of Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 start moaning in pain. “So, what now?” asks Sheky 2. “We get back to work, I guess. Mr. Raccoon, what do you want us to do now?” asks Apple. The poorly drawn Mr. Raccoon knock off takes a bite out of Apple and Apple screams insanely. “Oh shit, run,” cries Sheky 2. Sheky 2, Sheky 3, Sheky 4, and Lettuce flee the laboratory as the poorly drawn knock offs of Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 eat Apple. Meanwhile, in another universe, Mr. Pencil and Charlie the Genie sit beachside laughing together as they watch universes being destroyed. “Ha, foolish mortals,” said Charlie the Genie. “More hot wings and beer?” said Mr. Pencil. “Sure,” said Charlie the Genie. Mr. Pencil snaps his fingers and Evil Dino-Skeleton wearing a French maid’s outfit appears and hands them a tray of hot wings and beer. “This is weak. I’m a God too you know,” said Evil Dino-Skeleton. “Not in our universe though. Now get out of here,” said Mr. Pencil. “Yes sir,” said Evil Dino-Skeleton. Mr. Pencil and Charlie the Genie toasts their beer cans as the sun sets. Woody Dog and Steven Bucky Butler appear in the sky and look down at them. “Should we tell them that we’re actually the real Gods?” asked Woody Dog. “Nah. Let the mortals dream their little dreams. Come on Woody, I have another story I need to write,” said Steven Bucky Butler. 

THE END?

FARTIO: THE NEXT GENERATION

A new age has dawned in the Craptastic Kingdom. The son of Fartio and Princess Prune, Fartio Jr. is about to become the new king of the Craptastic Kingdom. The citizens of the Craptastic Kingdom celebrated the coronation of Fartio Jr. with pee parades and crappy souvenir stands selling loads of crap. But there were two people in the Craptastic Kingdom who weren’t happy about the coronation of Fartio Jr., the evil demonic foul smelling rival monarch, Fowser, and Fartio Jr. himself. The day before his coronation, Fartio Jr. rode his father’s stink bomb headed dinosaur Bomshi out of the Craptastic Kingdom and into the scary world of Cleveland, Ohio. After Fartio Jr. ran away, Fowser then led his army into the Craptastic Kingdom in a successful takeover attempt. Now Fartio and Princess Prune were about to be flushed down the Toilet of Lost Souls into the Forever Sewers by Fowser and only one person can save them, Fartio Jr., doesn’t really give a shit. Fartio Jr. now works alongside his uncle Peeligi in Cleveland, Ohio as a plumber’s aide and lives with his uncle and his ugly mole girlfriend Molella in a studio apartment. As the months go by, Fartio Jr. begins to miss his old life as a prince in the Craptastic Kingdom and the millions of dollars that came with it. 

Now with the help of his uncle Peeligi, his mole girlfriend Molella, and Bomshi, he travels down a toilet to the Craptastic Kingdom to reclaim his throne. But Fowser now rules the Craptastic Kingdom after successfully getting rid of Fartio and Princess Prune. Fartio Jr. confronts the evil Fowser and damages to challenge him for the throne. Fowser accepts Fartio Jr.’s challenge but with a catch. Fowser asks that his son Transfoom takes his place. Fartio Jr. and Transfoom face off in a mud wrestling match and the winner will be declared the new king of the Craptastic Kingdom. Sadly, Transfoom wins and Fowser remain in power. Until Molella digs up the lamp of Charlie the Genie and wishes that Fartio Jr. to be the king of the Craptastic Kingdom. Because Charlie the Genie’s magic is stronger than the challenge won by Transfoom, Fowser is no longer king and thus the rightful heir is now king of the Craptastic Kingdom. Fartio Jr. now king of the Craptastic Kingdom gains a magical scepter and crown which give him magical powers. Using his magical scepter, Fartio Jr. banishes Fowser and Transfoom to another dimension. Fartio Jr. also uses his magical scepter to unclog the Toilet of Lost Souls to free his parents from the Forever Sewers. After becoming king, Fartio Jr. marries his girlfriend Molella and she becomes the Queen of the Craptastic Kingdom. Fartio and Princess Prune retire to the Swamps of Swelling where Fartio now manages a hot dog stand and Princess Prune runs a shelter for wounded alligators. Peeligi continues to be a terrible plumber in Cleveland, Ohio with his two new plumber’s aides Bombshi and Charlie the Genie help him in his near bankrupt plumbing business. And Fowser and Transfoom are now chased forever by a 40-foot dancing dodo in a dimension that plays disco music nonstop. And so, Fartio Jr. and Molella ruled the Craptastic Kingdom for three weeks until a people’s uprising resulted in their brutal deaths and the Poop Peoples’ Republic being formed. And who rules the Poop Peoples’ Republic? Why Donald Trump of course! 

THE END!

The Cursed Kingdom: Retold!

At dusk, in a dark forest, while a raging thunderstorm was occurring, two knights named Arthur, a young man wise beyond his years, and Roddy, a portly glutton of knight, ride with Prince Gary of Shottingdum on a horse and buggy. They are heading to the neighboring kingdom of Kinling to negotiate terms of peace to end a possible war between the two kingdoms. Arthur and Roddy try to plea with Prince Gary to take shelter for the night and wait out the storm. Prince Gary is stubborn and demands to continue their journey to the Kinling Kingdom. Roddy taps Arthur on the shoulder, “How did we even get communication with the Kinling Kingdom? Isn’t that place cursed?” asks Roddy. “Don’t believe in that nonsense, Roddy. There’s no such thing as curses,” says Arthur. Suddenly, lightning strikes a tree which crushes the horse and buggy. Arthur, Roddy, and Prince Gary manage to make it out alive, but now they are lost. “Oh great, we’re lost in the woods. We should have waited out the storm like I said,” appeals Prince Gary. Arthur grunts and he and Roddy attend to their prince. “Now then, if we can just find a cave, or an old mill, or…,” says Arthur. “What about a castle?” questions Roddy. “What are you talking about, Sir Roddy?” asks Arthur. Roddy points to an abandoned castle in the distance. Prince Gary demands to go to the abandoned castle and spend the night there, even though Arthur explains to him that the castle is miles away. “I know of a way,” declares a mysterious voice. Arthur, Roddy, and Prince Gary turn around to see an old wizard dressed in black standing behind them. The old wizard waves his hands and speaks in tongues as a dark storm cloud covers them. The sound of lightning is heard one final time as these three men magically make their way inside of the abandoned castle. Arthur is the first to wake up while Roddy and Prince Gary remain unconscious from the wizard’s teleportation spell. Arthur gets up to explore the castle. 

He walks down long hallways, and as he was walking, he sees portraits of the same black haired young woman scattered all over the floors. Most of these pictures of the young woman are ripped apart and broken. Arthur picks up one of the small portraits of the young woman and stares as if he seems to have known her. Arthur hears screams and roars coming from down the hall. Arthur throws the portrait aside and pulls out his sword. Prince Gary and Roddy bolt down past Arthur in horror, screaming insanely as the roars grew louder. Arthur gets into a fighting stance as the beast is coming closer. Then, appears the monster. It has the head and wings of a hawk, deer antlers, a snake-like torso, and its legs are as strong as a bear and look like them too. Arthur starts to battle the beast all around the castle. From the kitchen to the dungeon, he brawls with this monster. After a long fight, Arthur conquers his beastly foe and is about to slay the creature. Out of the corner of his eye, he spots a gold ring of nobility on its winged finger. “Where did you get that ring, beast?” asks Arthur. “I got this ring because I am of royal birth,” answers the beast. Arthur let his guard down and pointed his sword towards a huge portrait of the young woman he saw earlier, now dressed in royal garb, sitting on a throne. “Is that you?” asks Arthur. The beast sighs as Arthur grabs its wing to help it up. “I am Princess Jessica of the Kinling Kingdom. Now who are you?” asks Princess Jessica. “That’s enough,” yells a mysterious voice. Jessica growls, and Arthur turns around to see Prince Gary holding a sword up to Roddy’s neck. “Your highness, what are you doing?” asks Arthur. “You are a part of my royal guard, are you not? Now kill this beast,” cries Prince Gary. Jessica growls and stares angrily at Prince Gary. “What are you doing here?” yells Jessica. “You know him?” asks Arthur. Jessica exhales and explains that her and Prince Gary used to be lovers. That is until one day she caught Prince Gary having an affair with another woman. Jessica breaks up with Prince Gary in anger and she has been filled with rage ever since. But one day, while she was horseback riding, she accidentally hits a wizard and refuses to give him aid. Thus, the wizard curses her and turns her into a monster and could remain one forever. Jessica tries to tell them how the curse can be broken, but before she can, Roddy breaks free of Prince Gary’s grip and wrestles him to the ground. Arthur grabs Roddy and throws him against a wall. 

Arthur helps Prince Gary back up and reaches out his hand, but Prince Gary swats it away. Arthur and Roddy begin to argue while Prince Gary spots a knife on the ground. “What the hell, Roddy, we’re supposed to protect our prince, not attack him,” yells Arthur. “The bastard started it. And if I were being honest, I believe you believe this monster is speaking the truth,” says Roddy. Jessica tries to get up but before she can, Prince Gary grabs the knife off the ground. Prince Gary starts to laugh madly, and out of nowhere stabs Jessica in the heart. Arthur rushes to her aide as Prince Gary tries to stab Arthur before Roddy tackles him. Roddy grasps Prince Gary’s knife and tosses it away. “What’s your deal man?” asks Roddy. “You fools, don’t you find it odd that a wizard brought us here to a cursed castle, where my alleged former lover used to be? Why would you believe this nonsense?” yells Prince Gary. As Arthur puts bandages on Jessica and holds her winged hand, a thought pops in Arthur’s head. “You planned all of this. It was you who hired the wizard to teleport us here and curse Princess Jessica, but why?” questions Arthur. Prince Gary sighs as Roddy holds him to the ground. “I did because of regret, I should have never cheated on you Jessica,” said Prince Gary. Jessica holds her hand on her heart and coughs blood while Arthur continues to tend to her wounds. “But why curse me? I would have easily taken you back,” pleads Jessica. “Because you broke my heart, Jessica. And you too left me for another man,” says Prince Gary. Jessica is confused because she has no memory of this mysterious man that she had been with after Prince Gary left her. Suddenly, something clicks in Arthur’s head. He begins to remember that he had a different life before he became a knight. Then it dawns on Arthur, could he be the mysterious man that Jessica fell in love with? Arthur looks into Jessica’s eyes as she lays wounded with a literal broken heart. He sighs and looks up at the portrait of the young woman and looks back down to Jessica. “It was me wasn’t it, your highness?” asks Arthur. “You catch on quick. Not bad for someone whose memory was erased,” said Prince Gary. Prince Gary begins to laugh, and Roddy starts to twist his arm. “Now tell us how we can break the curse?” yells Roddy. Arthur and Jessica stare at each other as Arthur strokes her face. “I think I know how,” exclaims Arthur. Arthur leans in for a kiss and Jessica refuses at first. “Arthur, what are you doing?” asks Jessica. “Please, just trust me Jessica,” states Arthur. Arthur kisses Jessica and after that, they embrace each other. As Arthur and Jessica embrace, the abandoned castle begins to come alive again. The dust disappears, the shredded portraits are no longer shredded and back up on the walls. Sunshine comes in through a stained-glass window. Jessica opens her eyes to see all these changes. Jessica feels her wound and it has been healed. That is not the only thing. Jessica looks at her hand and it is human again. Jessica rushes over to a mirror and looks at her reflection to she is no longer a beast, but a woman again. Jessica jumps up and down with joy. “You did it Arthur, you broke the curse! Arthur where are you?” asks Jessica. Jessica looks around the castle for Arthur, but he is hard to find. Jessica makes her way to the kitchen to see Roddy cooking. “Roddy?” asks Jessica. “Wow, it did work! You’re human again,” shouts Roddy. “What are you doing down here in the kitchen? And where’s Arthur and Prince Gary?” asks Jessica. 

Roddy explains that after the curse was broken, everything turned back to normal. Roddy was never a knight who served Prince Gary. He was the castle’s head chef. Meanwhile, Prince Gary was tried, convicted, and dethroned for war crimes and his brother now rules the Kingdom of Shottingdum. Jessica wants to know where Arthur is. Roddy has no idea where Arthur is but tells her to check the stables. As Jessica leaves the kitchen and Roddy waves goodbye as food is burning behind him. Roddy spotted the burning food and put out the fire. Jessica eventually finds Arthur in a stable putting a horseshoe on a horse. Jessica waves to Arthur who smiles back. Jessica runs over towards Arthur in the stable. Arthur sets his stuff down as Jessica runs into his arms. Jessica and Arthur embrace each other once more as Arthur looks into Jessica’s eyes. “It feels good to be human again. I’m not a monster anymore,” says Jessica. “Princess Jessica, you never were a monster,” responds Arthur. “What happens now?” asks Jessica. “Hopefully, happily ever after. But for now, I’m just a stable boy and you’re a princess. Let’s play it by ear,” says Arthur. “It’s weird, my memories of you are coming back to me now. I remember you,” says Jessica. “Same, now there’s one thing that I remember we didn’t finish due to the curse…,” says Arthur. “What was that?” asks Jessica. Arthur walks away for a second and returns with two horses. “I was with you on the horse-riding trip. It was the day you were cursed, and the day I lost my memories of you. Shall we go for a ride, my lady?” asks Arthur. Jessica laughs as Arthur helps her get onto a horse. The sun shines bright over the Kinling Kingdom as Jessica and Arthur ride through the forest together enjoying every moment. It may not quite be happily ever after, but it’s a start. 

THE END

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