Monday, July 21, 2014

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Super Spotty 2006!


Super Spotty and Super Beardy were the most popular super heroes in their home city and Coyote the billionaire coyote who has his own technology company. But Coyote has one dream to find a way to copy Super Spotty’s powers for money. He will make a fortune. “Now how do I kill Super Spotty I most find his weakness,” yelled Coyote. Super Spotty and Super Beardy were fighting Dr. Duck with the help of Spotty Jr. from a headset. “Dad use your laser vision and aim at his head,” said Spotty Jr. from the headquarters. Super Spotty knocked out Dr. Duck with his laser vision. Soon Spotty Jr. called 911 and Dr. Duck went to jail. “Nice work Spotty,” said Super Beardy. Now we go to Ghost’s Underworld lair. “Damn how am I going to kill Super Spotty and Super Beardy my plans always fail,” yelled Ghost. Ghost is Super Spotty #1 super villain. He was petting his skeleton cat. “Zombie Guards find me someone who can kill Super Spotty want I have an idea,” yelled Ghost. Coyote did find Super Spotty’s weakness it was a rock call Rainbow Rock. “Yes this will weaken Super Spotty and soon I can get some of his DNA and make the super suit and I will be wearing a suit powered by Rainbow Rock,” yelled Coyote. Will are heroes stop the two foes nobody knows!  

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Super Spotty 2008!


At Coyote Corp headquarters Coyote was building on an army Robo-Spotty robots when from out of nowhere he heard a window break. Coyote went to see what the problem was and soon he saw that it was Terry the Tapir who broke through his window. “Who the hell are you,” yelled Coyote. “Look, I’m Terry the Tapir, I escaped from jail and came here to make a deal,” said Terry the Tapir. “What kind of a deal do you want to make with me,” asked Coyote. “Look at my fists, these babies are made out of pure Rainbow Rock and it’s enough to knock out maybe even kill Super Spotty, so, can you pay me to kill Super Spotty or what,” asked Terry the Tapir. “Hmmm, I won’t pay you unless you bring Super Spotty’s corpse back here, so yes I think we can work together,” said Coyote. “Alright, now before I go, do you have any liquor, because I haven’t had a drink in a long time man,” said Terry the Tapir. “I have some whiskey in my office, I’ll give you some cause I’m not a big drinker,” said Coyote. Then Coyote gave Terry the Tapir the bottle of whiskey and Terry finished the whole bottle in five seconds. “Now that’s a whiskey, hey what’s that,” cried Terry the Tapir. Then Terry the Tapir pointed to something hanging over a ledge in Coyote’s lab, and Coyote went to check it out and it was Robo-Spotty 4.0 and he was badly damaged. “God, I haven’t seen this model of Robo-Spotty software in years, well, I guess I can pull the Rainbow Rock power source out of it and use it for the newer models,” said Coyote. Then just as Coyote was about to take out the Rainbow Rock power source, Robo-Spotty 4.0 started choking Coyote. “Holy crap, that robot is hurting Coyote, I guess I should do something to help him,” said Terry the Tapir. Then Terry the Tapir punched Robo-Spotty 4.0 in the head, and that punch turned Robo-Spotty 4.0 off. “Why would that droid do that,” asked Coyote. “Maybe he was angry at you for building those other robots that looked just like him,” said Terry the Tapir. “Oh speaking of Robo-Spottys, I was going to unleash my army of Robo-Spottys into the city, that would maybe keep Super Spotty busy before you kill him,” said Coyote. “Alright, tomorrow I’ll kick Super Spotty’s sorry ass and make a couple of bucks off it,” yelled Terry the Tapir. Then Terry the Tapir and Coyote started laughing evilly. Now our adventure begins!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Spotty Lost At Sea!


“Well son I’m going to California to ride on Coyote’s yacht,” yelled Spotty. “Dad, two things are bugging me, why is Coyote wanting you to ride on his $10,000 yacht with him, and why aren’t you worried that he may be trying to kill you again,” said Spotty Jr. “Maybe he has changed his evil ways, but anyway I’m going to miss my flight, so remember, take care of everything around here while I’m gone and Beardy will check up on you every once and while, see ya,” said Spotty. Then Spotty drove off to the airport. “God, if I had a dollar for every time dad said he’d said Coyote has changed his ways, I’d be richer then Coyote,” said Spotty Jr. to himself. “While I guess I’ll just do what I normally do when dad is gone,” said Spotty Jr. to himself again. Then Spotty Jr. was reading a bunch of Playboys in his bedroom alone. Now we go to Spotty in California where he was about to set foot on Coyote’s yacht. “Spotty, glad you can make it, come aboard and enjoy the three hour tour on my yacht,” yelled Coyote. Soon Spotty was onboard and soon walked up to Coyote and gave him a big hug. “Okay nice to see you too…now get off,” cried Coyote. “So Coyote, why of all the people you could have been with on this yacht why did you pick me,” asked Spotty. “Well I wanted to apologize for the many years I’ve been trying to kill you, now just sit back and relax and enjoy the boat ride,” said Coyote. “I’m going to grab some of the Mountain Dew you said was on this boat,” said Spotty. Then Spotty went to look for the fridge to get some Mountain Dew. “Have fun,” said Coyote. Then Coyote looked around and then pulled out a walkie-talkie. “Hello, gentlemen, the dog is on the boat, once I give the signal, blow this yacht to the sky,” said Coyote. Then Coyote hung up and then started laughing evilly. What is Coyote up to this time? We’ll we know one thing, he’s still a bad guy!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Indiana Stork!


August, 11, 1928 in New York City, a new museum was opening in 3 weeks and the museum’s founder, Mr. Mole, wanted a very rare item called the Staff of Rockness. The Staff of Rockness is said to be on the mythically island called The Island of the Last Kind. Some sailors say the island is very real, but it’s also said to be cursed. Mr. Mole and his investors Mr. Hunter and Termite tried to find the greatest explorers to find the Staff of Rockness, but they all turned down. Mole only had one more explorer left, probably the best of today, and his name is Stork. Stork was not only an explorer, but he was also professor at City College of New York. Stork taught World History and knew a lot about the past. Now we go to Stork heading into the museum. “Welcome Mr. Stork, welcome to the Museum of New York,” said Mr. Mole while shaking Stork’s hand. “So, what do you want from me,” asked Stork. “Come with me to my office,” said Mr. Mole. Now we go to Mr. Mole and Stork at Mr. Mole’s office. “Look, you are the only explorer left that could handle such a mission,” said Mr. Mole. “What is the quest,” asked Stork. “Have you ever heard of the Staff of Rockness,” asked Mr. Mole. “No not really,” said Stork. “Well, it’s on an island that may not even exist, that island is called the Island of the Last Kind, sailors say it’s real, but they’re scared to explore it, they say the men who went on this mysterious island were never seen again, but you with your years of experience can, maybe can, survive,” said Mr. Mole. “So how much does it pay,” asked Stork. “I’ll pay you about $900 if you bring it back, now, can you do it,” asked Mr. Mole. “Sure, I need the money,” said Stork. Then Stork and Mr. Mole shook hands. “Now Mr. Stork, a ship at the city’s harbor will be waiting for you at dawn and…,” said Mr. Mole. Then Mr. Mole heard a knock on the door. “Come in…those must be my investors,” said Mr. Mole. Then two men walked in, but it wasn’t Mr. Hunter or Termite. “Hello, my name is Hawk, and this is Deer, I’m a famous movie producer at Lixey Bros. Studios, and Deer is a cameraman, I overheard you two talking about a mysterious island, we want to film it, so what we’re asking is that can we bring a film crew with you when you go on this island,” asked Hawk. “Sure, get your movie crew ready tomorrow at dawn,” said Mr. Mole. Then Mr. Mole and Hawk shook hands, and now the quest for the Staff of Rockness begins!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Spotty goes to Australia!


“Dad, why are we going to Australia again,” asked Spotty Jr. “Son, I wanted to go to Outback Steakhouse for dinner tonight, and that’s why we’re going to Australia,” said Spotty. “Dad, we could have just gone to the Outback Steakhouse that was five blocks away from our house,” said Spotty Jr. “Well, I least you get a vacation and besides they’ll have Outback Steakhouses in Australia,” said Spotty. “God I’m living with an idiot,” said Spotty Jr. to himself. Soon Spotty and Spotty Jr. were in Australia. “Son, remember one thing about Australia, there toilets go backwards when the flush, now let’s find an Outback Steakhouse in Sydney,” said Spotty. Soon they were walking out of the airport and little did they know Coyote was watching them. “What is Spotty doing in Australia, oh great, I get a vacation and he’s here, well I guess I’ll do what I always do when he’s here, try to kill him,” said Coyote to himself. Then Spotty Jr. turns around and he sees Coyote. “Dad, we have to get in the freaking car,” cried Spotty Jr. “Why son,” asked Spotty. “Just get in the car….now,” cried Spotty Jr. Then Spotty and Spotty Jr. got in a taxi and rode off. “Damn, well I guess I’ll have to follow them,” said Coyote. Now we go to Spotty and Spotty Jr. eating at a restaurant. “Great all they have here are Hungry Jack's…man this sucks,” said Spotty. “Well at least we get to see some kangaroos, in the wild,” said Spotty Jr. “Yah, but I never knew they do pranks on people,” said Spotty. Then Spotty looks out the window and sees a person walking. Then a kangaroo hops towards him and then the kangaroo pulls down the person’s pants. “I think kangaroos are mischievous, I just feel sorry for the next guy who gets his pants pulled down by a kangaroo,” said Spotty. Then Spotty and Spotty Jr. walked out of the Hungry Jack’s and then a kangaroo started following them. “Oh look dad, that kangaroo is following us,” said Spotty Jr. Then the kangaroo walked towards Spotty and kicked him in the nuts. “Dam it he’s strong for a little guy,” said Spotty. Then the kangaroo walked up to Spotty and took his wallet. Then the kangaroo hopped away with Spotty’s wallet. “So what should we do now,” asked Spotty Jr. “Catch that kangaroo,” yelled Spotty. What will happen next? Nobody knows!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Spotty Pro Boxer!


Coyote was playing golf with Bill Gates. “So how are you’re plans on taking over the world,” asked Bill Gates. “Well I’m taking a break from world domination for a bit and I’m focusing on ways to make my company some money,” said Coyote. “Hey, if you want to make a quick buck, these guys at Microsoft keep saying I should buy a sports team, how about you buy a sports team and make some money,” said Bill Gates. “No, I have an even better idea, what sport is dying the most,” asked Coyote. “Which one,” asked Bill Gates. “Boxing, you see I should buy a boxing promotion and make boxing popular again,” said Coyote. “Well good luck with that, and do you want to reunite the nerds again,” asked Bill Gates. “No, it won’t be the same without Gary Gygax, I hope he’s having fun in heaven the poor bastard,” said Coyote. “Come on, let’s continue the game,” said Bill Gates. Now we go to Coyote talking to Don King. “You see Mr. Don King, we businessmen want our businesses to grow, and my company as successful as it is, needs to make more money, so, could my company buy one of your boxing promotions,” asked Coyote. “Well, I only own three, but my one boxing promotion isn’t doing so good and I always have to compete with that god damn UFC, now how much are you looking to pay for one of my boxing promotions,” asked Don King. “About $99 million and a penny,” said Coyote. “Hmmm, good offer, but I must warn you, if you buy one of my promotions, we’ll be rivals,” said Don King. “Yes, I know that, so are you in or out,” asked Coyote. “Okay, I’ll give you a promotion I bought from Lou DiBella for less the amount you’re giving me, now let’s sign those contracts and that promotion will be yours,” said Don King. Then Coyote signed the paper work and soon he bought from Don King a boxing promotion, with its roster and everything. But our story doesn’t begin here, our story begins in chapter two.

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Killing Mr. Mole!


Stork was getting ready for work. “Today’s the big day Bark old buddy, the day I can ask my boss Mr. Mole for the week off, so that you, me and Ashley Stork can go to a house on a lake for a 7-day vacation, good bye Bark,” yelled Stork. Then Stork walked out to his car, and Bark went fast to sleep. Now we go to Stork’s office at Mole’s Insurance Company (yes Stork is an insurance salesman). Stork saw his work friends, Deer and Termite. “Hey guys what’s up,” asked Stork. “Nothing much, we just have to go to a meeting, Mr. Mole has an announcement,” said Deer. “Yah, I hope he’ll give us more money, I need food you know,” said Termite. “But you eat wood,” said Deer. “Its food to me,” said Termite. Now we go to the meeting. “You see my honorable employees, we need to make some money around here, so I want all of you to work for me every day, and you’re only day off is Christmas, now get to work,” yelled Mr. Mole well smoking a cigar. “But Mr. Mole, I have plans next week for a vacation,” yelled Stork. “Cancel them, any more questions,” yelled Mr. Mole. Then everybody left the meeting room and went back to work. Now we go to Stork’s lunch break. “Man, I can’t tell Ashley that I have to cancel my vacation, she’ll be heartbroken,” said Stork well eating a sandwich. “I thought me and Mole were friends, why does he want us working until Christmas, that’s not fair,” yelled Deer well drinking coffee. “You know, I have an idea about how to change Mr. Mole’s mind,” said Termite well eating a piece of wood. “What,” asked Stork. “We should kidnap Mr. Mole, and hold him hostage till he gives us what we want,” said Termite. “Dude, that’s against the law we’ll go to jail,” said Deer. “No, look here’s my plan, what will do is make a decoy, someone they’ll think kidnapped Mr. Mole, and the decoy will take the blame, so are you guys with me” asked Termite. “I’m in, because if that’s the only way to change Mr. Mole’s mind,” said Deer. “I’m in too, because that asshole won’t give me my 7-day vacation,” said Stork. “Okay, let’s kidnap Mr. Mole,” said Termite. “Yah, but there’s only one problem, who’s going to be the decoy,” asked Deer. “I know who,” said Stork. What will happen next? Nobody knows! 

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Spotty & the Haunted House!


Spotty was going to see Beardy’s new mansion that he won in a contest. Spotty saw the new mansion, but it wasn’t new, in fact it was very, very, very old. “Wow, this place doesn’t look anything like the picture, well I guess I have to see how Beardy is doing,” said Spotty to himself. Then Spotty walked up to the door and it opened by its self. “That was weird,” said Spotty to himself. Spotty soon walked inside the mansion and then he saw three ghosts. “O my god, ghosts,” cried Spotty. Then from out of nowhere a net landed on the floor from the ceiling. “Where did this fishing net come from, hey ghosts go away,” yelled Spotty. Then Spotty started waving his net and then he caught a ghost with it. “Wow, I caught a ghost, you two are next,” said Spotty. Then the other two ghosts disappeared. “Dam, they got away, now, where’s Beardy,” said Spotty. “What the hell are you doing here,” yelled a mysterious voice. Spotty turned around and saw Ghost. “Ghost, what’s with the other ghosts,” asked Spotty. “Look, I maybe a super villain, but I also haunt houses, and I just feel sorry for your friend,” said Ghost. “What do you know about Beardy,” yelled Spotty. “Oh, he’s just on the fourth floor, but you’ll never make it up there with all the other ghosts around,” said Ghost. “Yah, will I have a net that can catch ghosts, and since you are a ghost named Ghost, I can catch you,” yelled Spotty. “You have the net, please don’t put me in the net, I’ll do anything,” cried Ghost. “Take me to Beardy and nothing more,” said Spotty. “Alright Super Spotty, I guess I’ll help you, and besides, you need a ghost around to help you stop the other ghosts,” said Ghost. “My name is just Spotty,” said Spotty. “Whatever, now let’s save your friend,” said Ghost. Soon Spotty and Ghost were heading up the stairs, and little did they know they were being watched. What will happen next? Nobody knows!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Spotty vs. Terry the Tapir!


Spotty was cooking dinner, and he was soon done. “Hey Spotty Jr., it’s all most dinner time,” said Spotty. He didn’t hear an answer. “Are you still not talking to me because of that embarrassing thing I did at your school, son,” said Spotty. Spotty then went to Spotty Jr.’s room, and he was gone. “Hey what the heck happened,” said Spotty. Then Spotty saw a note. “What this,” said Spotty. Then Spotty read the note and it said that his greatest enemy has kidnapped Spotty Jr. “Now, I wonder who my greatest enemy is, I know who,” said Spotty. Then we go to a prison where Coyote was being held. Now we go to a meeting between Spotty and Coyote. “Why did you kidnap my son, you monster,” said Spotty. “One, I’m in jail you jackass, and two, why do you think I kidnapped your son,” said Coyote. “Well, it said my greatest enemy took him, and well, look who I’m talking to,” said Spotty. ‘Well, I am your greatest enemy, but what about Ghost, or Zig Zag and Moe, they could of done it,” said Coyote. “Yah, I have other bad guys, so someone else could have done it, but who,” said Spotty. “Well visiting hours are almost over so, get the hell out of here, you ADD bastard,” yelled Coyote. Then Spotty was driving home from the prison, but who could of taken Spotty Jr.? Nobody knows!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Hunting Trip!


Mr. Hunter is now a business tycoon and is also a pop culture icon. He still lives in a mansion in Miami, FL. “Mr. Hunter’s Pies” is now independent from its former co-owners “Ken’s Burgers Corp”. He also created commercials for Mr. Hunter’s Pies which were aimed at children with characters like “The Berryburglar” and a giant orange monster named “Piemace”. Mr. Hunter is living the American dream, but he’s still not happy. Mr. Hunter wanted to do only one thing, to kill a stork. Now we go to Stork where he and Bark were having a picnic in the woods, when all of a sudden Stork heard a helicopter. The helicopter landed and Stork saw that it had a “Mr. Hunter’s Pies” logo on it. “What the…” said Stork to himself. Then Mr. Hunter walked out of the helicopter with a gun in his hand. “Wait, what are you doing here,” asked Stork. “I came here to kill a Stork, and that’s you,” yelled Mr. Hunter. “But I thought we were friends now,” asked Stork. “Well you made me rich, but I want Stork soup and so do my friends,” yelled Mr. Hunter. Then the Berryburglar and Piemace walked out of the helicopter. “These are my advertising buddies, I copied them off McDonald’s, don’t tell,” said Mr. Hunter. “Okay, so you know…,” said Stork. “Enough talk,” yelled Mr. Hunter. Then Mr. Hunter shot Stork in one of his wings. “Ouch, what’s wrong with you,” cried Stork in pain. “Just to be nice, I’ll give you a 5 second start, 1…,” said Mr. Hunter. Then Stork ran away in pain. Then Mr. Hunter, Berryburglar, and Piemace chased after Stork. What will happen next? Nobody knows!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: The Return of Mr. Mole!


“Well Bark old buddy I’m going to work, I’ll be home soon,” said Stork. Bark licked Stork and then Stork left for work. Stork then went to grab a cup of coffee when he soon spotted a homeless person who looked familiar. “Excuse me, but do I know you sir,” asked Stork. “Ah, no, but can you spare some change,” asked the homeless guy. “Wait a minute, you’re Mr. Mole, but I thought I killed you,” cried Stork. “Alright you caught me, and you didn’t kill me but don’t shout it to the heavens,” said Mr. Mole (homeless guy). “How are you still alive, I went to your funeral,” asked Stork. “I fake my death with the help of Termite, I fake my death so I could live my dream job, being a professional homeless person, so I gave Termite my insurance company and I faked my death so I could live my dream without being rectitude,” said Mr. Mole. “Just too be on the safe side and see if you’re really Mr. Mole, I’m going to take you to a friend of mine and get a DNA test to see if you’re the real deal,” said Stork. “Fine, if it will shut you up, I’ll go with you, begging hasn’t paid the bills recently,” said Mr. Mole. Soon Stork took Mr. Mole to Professor Smith’s laboratory for a DNA test. “Alright, we have this hobo’s DNA and I have Mr. Mole’s on file, we’ll see if they match up, it’ll be done in five days, so I’ll call you when the tests come back,” said Professor Smith. Soon Stork and Mr. Mole left Professor Smith’s laboratory and Stork went to work with Mr. Mole. “Mr. Mole, I have to work now, you explore you’re old office, you’ll stay with me until the DNA test come in, now have fun and don’t get out of my sight,” said Stork. Soon Mr. Mole went to see what happened to his old business. “Man, this sure does bring back memories, let me see my old office,” said Mole. Mole then went into his old office and in it was Termite. “Yah I’ll tee-off with you…, hold on Coyote…Mole is that you,” cried Termite. “Yes it’s me, Stork knows we faked my death and now he gave my DNA to this scientist guy, but I came back in here to get a job, so what do you say,” asked Mole. “Well, I do have a job opened, just to be nice I’ll give it to you, welcome back to the Termite Insurance family, Mr. Mole,” said Termite. “Great,” said Mole. “Oh yah, I married your wife,” said Termite. “You little…,” said Mole. Now Mr. Mole is working for his old company again, but he may not have the job for long!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Spotty’s Caveman!


“Hey son, come down here,” yelled Spotty. Spotty Jr. came running down stairs. “What is it dad, I was kind of playing World of Warcraft with my friends,” said Spotty Jr. “Son, I just bought a new freezer, it only cost me 99 cents,” said Spotty. “How did you get a freezer for 99 cents,” asked Spotty Jr. “It was used by someone else, now had me the food on the table, we have to keep it cold you know,” said Spotty. “Alright dad,” said Spotty Jr. Then Spotty opened the freezer door and screamed. “Dad, what’s wrong,” asked Spotty Jr. Then Spotty pointed at the inside of the freezer and a man was inside. “Wow, how did you not notice a man frozen in a freezer that cost 99 cents,” asked Spotty Jr. “I never thought to look inside, but my son, we can make money off of this,” said Spotty. The next day! “Hurry, hurry, hurry, see the man that’s frozen in ice, it will only cost $5, and if want a picture will him, $8,” said Spotty. Then Spotty Jr. came walking over. “Dad, what are you doing,” asked Spotty Jr. “Son, I’m in the freak show business, now that I have an ice man, but somehow people aren’t coming,” yelled Spotty. Then Michael and Jordan came walking by. “Hey Spotty what’s up with you lately,” asked Michael. “I found an ice man, and now he’s a part of my freak show, would you guys like to see him,” asked Spotty. Michael and Jordan walked over to the ice man. “Hey Spotty, could we take this ice man back to our lab,” asked Jordan. “Why, and you have to pay me $5,” said Spotty. “Spotty, we can try to bring this man back to life, we have the technology,” said Michael. “Back to life, dad, this could help people know how people in his time lived, let’s give Michael and Jordan the ice man,” said Spotty Jr. “Alright, let’s play god,” said Spotty. Now the ice man was going to be brought back to life. Will he like the future? We’ll see!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Spotty Goes to Japan!


Spotty, Beardy, and Spotty Jr. were flying to Japan to go to a Japanese toaster convention. And as they were flying in Godzilla was destroying Tokyo. “Dude, it’s Godzilla and he’s attacking Tokyo,” said Spotty Jr. “Wow, I hope King Kong is here,” said Spotty. “It says in the brochure, Godzilla is always here at 3 p.m.,” said Beardy. Then they landed in a Japanese airport. “Hey look, it’s Mario,” yelled Spotty. “Hey, I thought you lived in Japan,” asked Spotty Jr. “No, I only work for Nintendo in Japan, but I go home to Italy,” said Mario. “I thought you lived in the Mushroom Kingdom,” said Beardy.  “Hey you guys can I just go on my plane or not,” yelled Mario. “Bye Jumpman,” yelled Spotty. “It’s Mario you idiot, I used to be Jumpman, I hated that name so much I changed it,” yelled Mario. “Gosh, I’m so sorry,” said Spotty. Then they were out in Japan, when all of a sudden they saw Coyote. “Coyote, what are you doing here,” said Beardy. “What, one of my company’s headquarters is in Japan, I’m here on a business trip,” said Coyote. “Will keep an eye on you Coyote, stay out of trouble,” said Spotty. “I will, but my giant robot says something else,” said Coyote. “What was that,” asked Spotty Jr. “Oh nothing, you’ll find out,” said Coyote. What is Coyote really up too? Nobody knows!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Magic Wars 5!


Long ago there was a kingdom of angels in the magical universe. These angels were a very beautiful race. But one day a wizard grew jealous of their beauty and their wicked personalities. That wizard cursed the race of beautiful angels and the curse is simply this…by day the angels are beautiful…but by night the angels turn into ugly horrible gargoyles. The only way the angels could break the curse is that someone would see through their inner beauty and love them and they must love them in return. Many years have passed and the angels have lost hope that they could ever break their curse. Out of desperation the angels joined forces with Moeguya’s demon army because Moeguya claims that he can break the angels curse. Thus the gargoyle wars have begun. It has been many years since our last adventure. A new generation of heroes has arrived and they are basically a group of misfits. Those new heroes are Prince Isaac (Wild Man IV) (son of Prince Sam Jr. and Ruth White (Wild Girl IV)), Demi We (daughter of Sunny Grub and Shawn We), and Lana Lee (daughter of Lex Lee and Gloria Gaki). Prince Isaac (Wild Man IV) is a brave warrior and a bit of a loner. Demi We is a young female squonk/human hybrid and a bit of geek. Demi We is also very shy and she is also very kind. Lana Lee is a strong female warrior and a bit of a tomboy. Prince Isaac (Wild Man IV), Demi We, and Lana Lee are all best friends and they are basically outcasts at their school. Prince Isaac (Wild Man IV), Demi We, and Lana Lee are bullied a lot by their classmates and they don’t have a lot of other friends. Prince Isaac (Wild Man IV) has a bit of a crush on the popular girl at school named Lindy Love. But Lindy Love is currently dating Anthony “Jock King” Jones. Prince Isaac (Wild Man IV) would soon try to win Lindy Love over by becoming a beautiful person. Prince Isaac (Wild Man IV), Demi We, and Lana Lee would soon drink beauty potions and they would become very beautiful. But before we go to deep into that we have to go into the mortal realm for another hero about to join the fight. Though this hero isn’t much of a hero yet…we now go to the Black Knights’ kingdom where we meet a young mechanic named Chexel Knight. Chexel Knight comes from a family of Black Knights and his great grandfather is currently a Black Knights’ elder. But Chexel Knight isn’t really a true Black Knight. Chexel Knight is a nerdy gangly young man who is bullied a lot by the other Black Knights. But Chexel Knight is actually secretly studying magic so he can get revenge on those bullies who made fun of him. But Chexel Knight came up with a plan. Chexel Knight is going to drink a beauty potion so he can become a good looking young man. After Chexel Knight drank the beauty potion he not only became beautiful but he also became buff. Chexel Knight soon joined the Black Knights on a mission to the magical universe pretending to be a rookie soldier in the Black Knights army. Little did Chexel Knight know is that instead of killing magical creatures he would soon help them defeat their enemies.

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Magic Wars 4!


It has been a couple of months since our heroes defeated Moeguya Jr. Kenny White and Betty (Wild Girl III) announced their engagement and Betty (Wild Girl III) was pregnant with their first child. Roger Lee and Emily announced their engagement as well and Walter We will be Roger Lee’s best man. Dimmy Dodo is currently working as a chef in the Magical Council cafeteria. Walter We was promoted to the rack of general in the Magical Council army. Christy announced her retirement as head of the Magical Council and the much younger Curt will return to his old job as head of the Magical Council. The Wise Wizard and his reincarnation Tubbles the Wise merged into one being and in the process created a very powerful wizard. Also Sith merged with Knahag to become an ultra-coruptoren. Patrick Pangolin was promoted to a Wizard’s Court elder and now is a high racking wizard along with The Wise Wizard, Riddle Fox, Mr. Cecrops, and Slaka. Now Sam, Mist, Grub, Princess Courtney, The Giant, and The Dragon joined the Magical Council and they are all fighting in the Magic Wars. Grub and Mist soon announced their engagement and they would soon be married. The Giant and The Dragon also announced their engagement. Sam and Princess Courtney also announced their engagement and Princess Courtney was pregnant with their first child. Also Walter We agreed to train seven new trainees to fight in the Magic Wars and those seven new trainees are Hank the Hundred-Hander, Lyle Leviathan, Billy Billdad, Gary Gaki, Seth Shojo, Abby Ababil, and Shannon Squonk. Hank the Hundred-Hander is a very buff young man with about a hundred arms and hands. Hank is also a jock and a skilled bodybuilder. Lyle Leviathan is a very strong sea monster-human hybrid and is also a super genius. Billy Billdad is a very shy billdad who is a little bit of a coward and he is very greedy. Gary Gaki is a gaki who is a stilled martial artist and painter. Seth Shojo is a Goth shojo soldier and an alcoholic. Also Seth Shojo is a great guitarist. Abby Ababil is a bird creature who has a bit of OCD and she always has to carry a brick. Abby can also use her brick as a weapon. Abby is also a wizard. Shannon Squonk is a nerdy young woman. Since Shannon is a squonk she is very ugly and she has a very low self esteem. Shannon Squonk also has a bit of a crush on Walter We but she’s too scared to tell him how she really feels about him. Our story begins when Curt is sitting in his office when he receives a letter from a mysterious source. Curt reads the letter to find out that Moeguya has another son and Moeguya’s other son’s name is Vach. Now Vach seeks revenge on the Magical Council because they have killed his father and brother. Curt then went to show the letter to the Wizard’s Court elders Patrick Pangolin, Riddle Fox, Mr. Cecrops, and Slaka. “So…it appears Moeguya has another son…now we just have to figure out where he is,” said Riddle Fox. Then our heroes heard evil laughing. “Who’s there,” cried Curt. Then a leprechaun entered the room. “Hello, I’m Louie Leprechaun, head of the church of Vach…now lads…he’ll soon be arriving,” said Louie Leprechaun. “Wait…you work for Vach,” asked Mr. Cecrops. “Indeed…he is truly a god…but I be warning you…he’s unstoppable…Vach will be here in about two days…you’re all doomed,” said Louie Leprechaun.  Louie Leprechaun began to laugh evilly and then he disappeared out of thin air. It seems our heroes have only two days until Vach arrives. Can they defeat him? We should really wonder more about how many followers he truly has!

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Magic Wars 3!


It has been a couple of years since our last adventure. Tubbles and Penny We announced their engagement and Tubbles lost a lot of weight due to working out. Devon Lee and Stephanie Sith announced their engagement as well. Snow White Jr. and Brie J.F. announced their engagement and Brie J.F. was pregnant with their first child. Chris We and Angelina Longfellow began dating and they are beginning to fall in love with each other. After Curt’s death, his daughter Christy became the new head of the Magical Council while Tubbles the Wise became the new head of the Wizard’s Court. Also RyĆ«, Lalu, and Huan joined the Magical Council army. Plus Lo-Chow became a member of the Wizard’s Court and Lalu joined the Wizard’s Court school for training. Our story begins when King Lark’s son Tojo took over his father’s throne and now Tojo started a new war between the Magical Council and the dragons. Also King Tojo Lark formed an alliance with the troll kingdom and it now seemed King Tojo Lark’s takeover was unstoppable. Our story begins when Chris We and Angelina Longfellow were talking to each other while in the heavens Chris We’s former lover Princess Ayako Lark watched in jealousy. “I can’t believe Chris forgot about me…and now he’s with someone else…that makes me mad,” said Princess Ayako Lark to herself. “Perhaps I can be of assistance,” said a mysterious voice from behind Princess Ayako Lark. Princess Ayako Lark turned around and saw Loki standing behind her. “Who are you,” asked Princess Ayako Lark. “My name is Loki…would you like to make a deal,” asked Loki. “What kind of deal,” asked Princess Ayako Lark? Now we return to the mortal realm where Chris We and Angelina Longfellow were making out. But halfway during the making out…Chris We pulled back and sighed. “What’s wrong,” asked Angelina Longfellow. “It’s just…I miss Ayako, I still wish she wasn’t dead…but I still love her a little and I’m beginning to fall in love with you and…,” said Chris We. “You still have feelings for Ayako,” said Angelina Longfellow. “Yah…but I’m…oh my head…I,” said Chris We. Soon Chris We began to feel weird. “Chris what’s…oh I’m feeling weird too,” said Angelina Longfellow. Chris We then looked at his hands and they were getting bigger. Chris We soon realized he was becoming an ogre again and Chris We panicked. “Angelina…I have to go,” cried Chris We. Chris We then fled and soon Angelina Longfellow realized she was turning into a troll. “What the…I’m becoming a monster…like my mom was once…I can’t let Chris see me like this…,” cried Angelina Longfellow. It now seems like her mother Vanessa, Angelina Longfellow was turning into a troll. Angelina began to think that the gods don’t want her and Chris We to be together. But little did Angelina and Chris know was that Loki turned them into monsters because that was the deal he made Princess Ayako Lark. Princess Ayako Lark told Loki to turn Chris We into an ogre again to make him think that Angelina Longfellow was not his true love while Loki turned Angelina Longfellow into a troll so that Angelina would think Chris won’t love her anymore because she’s a troll. “Thanks Loki…soon Chris We will wish me back to life and then I’ll be his true love once more,” said Princess Ayako Lark. Princess Ayako Lark began to laugh evilly. “See you later Ayako…I have other god stuff to do,” said Loki. Loki then fled the scene and then Loki began to laugh evilly.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Gus Peterson the ADD Pirate Characters Biographies!


Gus Peterson the ADD Pirate is a pirate captain of the lamest crew of pirates in the seven seas. He met Faterella and the gang when Mr. We kidnapped his crew member Snowball the Yeti. Gus Peterson the ADD Pirate is still on good terms with the Charming Kingdom, and helps the Charming Kingdom whenever he can. But he is on the most wanted list because he’s a pirate, and he’ll be a pirate for the rest of his life! 

Snowball the Yeti is a yeti pirate who was found in the Himalayas by Gus Peterson and his crew. Gus Peterson soon grew a friendship with Snowball. Snowball the Yeti currently serves in the Magical Council navy.

Kolry the Zulu Warrior is a tribal soldier who joined Gus Peterson’s pirate crew. Kolry is pretty much normal guy even though he is a witchdoctor. Kolry currently serves in the Magical Council navy with the others who were once apart of Gus Peterson’s pirate crew.

Rico the Parrot is the pet parrot of Gus Peterson the ADD Pirate and his whereabouts are currently unknown.

Peg Leg Lenny is Gus Peterson’s number one enemy. Peg Leg Lenny was once a pirate captain but he soon lost everything when he lost a tic-tac-toe game to Gus. Peg Leg Lenny was last seen as the captain of Moeguya’s navy and he’s currently in the Magical Council prison.

Roddy the drunk is a pirate who is always drunk. Roddy died of alcohol poisoning and before his passing he served for the Magical Council navy along with the other pirates in Gus Peterson’s crew.

Lewis the farter is Gus Peterson’s second-in-command and Gus’s best friend. Lewis is known for his horrible farts and that’s how he got his name. Lewis currently serves for the Magical Council navy and still eats plenty of baked beans.

Lucky the dog is the pet dog of Gus Peterson the ADD Pirate. Lucky is a very loyal friend of Gus Peterson and he still is seen by Gus’s side to this day.

Poseidon is the god of the sea and an ally of Gus Peterson. Poseidon is the father of Gus’s wife Sally Jackson and he likes his son-in-law a lot. Poseidon currently lives in the city of Atlantis as its king.

Sally Jackson is the wife of Gus Peterson the ADD Pirate and the grandmother of Jamie Charming. Sally Jackson used to be a mermaid but was soon turned into a human and she has always been in love with Gus Peterson since the day they met. Sally Jackson currently lives in the Charming Castle with her new family.

Sting the Stingray is a kindly stingray that would only like to be your friend. He’s friends with sea turtles and mermaids. Sting the Stingray currently lives in the ocean and he wouldn’t like anything better!

Kip the Pirate was a pirate that Bucky fought when he was a merman. Kip was turned into a merman and he then went mad. Kip tried to take over Atlantis with the help of a powerful magical wand but he was defeated by Bucky and Holly. Also Kip was soon turned back into a human again.  Kip was also a member of Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate crew and he later went on to become captain of the Skull Lords navy. Kip’s whereabouts are currently unknown.

Robot Blue Characters Biographies!


Robot Blue is a battle robot from space and has been around since the age of the dinosaurs. He was built by XZ and soon Robot Blue became a soldier for the Galactic Universe Federation. Robot Blue met the Super Dudes and soon became a member of the team. Robot Blue hopes to use his powers for the good of the universe and mankind!

G5 is a bug-like alien and the best friend of XZ.G5 went with XZ on his adventures with Robot Blue. G5 is currently the head of his planet’s embassy for the GUF (Galactic Universe Federation).

Soppt is the founder and the former head of the GUF (Galactic Universe Federation) and the brother of Gojll and Zrotk. Soppt is a very wise alien and is over billions of years old. Sadly Soppt died of natural causes and his dream of peace throughout the universe is trying to live on.

Gojll is a former alien professional wrestler and an ally of Robot Blue. Gojll is currently working for the GUF as a general.


Bull Horns is a small dog-like alien with two huge bull-like horns. Bull Horns was found by Robot Blue on a strange planet and now Bull Horns is his pet. Bull Horns currently lives with Robot Blue in the GUF headquarters.


Robot Red is the son of Princess Pink and Robot Blue. Robot Red is a very skilled soldier and instead of being a blue colored robot he’s a red colored robot. Robot Red is now a general in the GUF and the heir to the throne of the royal family of TechLop.


Princess Pink is the mother of Robot Red and the ex-wife of Robot Blue. Princess Pink comes from a long line of robot royalty and currently is the head of her planet’s embassy for the GUF. Princess Pink is a bit of a tomboy and she is very kind to any form of life.


Zrotk is an evil alien dictator and he is the main enemy of Robot Blue. Zrotk wants to rule the entire universe and destroy those he sees as being weak. Zrotk was soon captured and sent to prison where he was on death row. Zrotk had died just a couple of months after his capture.

Droid 6 is a servant robot of Zrotk and Droid 6 is currently in the GUF prison and is being up for parole. Droid 6 has an English accent and has is a very bad cook.

Robo Rexes are cyborg T-Rexes (half T-Rex and half robot) minions of Zrotk. Robo Rexes were captured from Earth and turned into cyborgs by Zrotk’s scientists. Robo Rexes currently roam in the wild on planets in the many galaxies in the world of Robot Blue.

Shbom the Wise is a magical space wizard and the former head of the GUF. Shbom the Wise came from a once tropical planet that turned into a snowy wasteland. Shbom the Wise is the last living alien of his species and he soon retired as head of the GUF for an unknown reason. Shbom’s whereabouts are currently unknown.

Hacko the Wise is a giant yeti-like alien and the former pet of Shbom the Wise. Hacko used to be a small ball of puff but when the weather in his planet changed his species evolved into giant yeti-like creatures. Hacko the Wise is currently on death row in the GUF prison and is very hungry for revenge.

Alien Hunter Squad is a secret organization created by an unknown group of secret agents to hunt down alien invaders. New agents are recruited by the unnamed Head of the Alien Hunter Squad. Agents can either be human or good aliens. The Alien Hunter Squad basically protect our world from alien invaders and they also work closely with the GUF (the Galactic Universe Federation). The Alien Hunter Squad hide in their headquarters which is in the center of the Earth to await when the world needs their help.

The Cast of Alien Hunter Squad!

·       Agent Girl

·       Agent Guy

·       The Alien Blob Thief

·       XZ

·       Gun Expert Agent

·       The Head of the Alien Hunter Squad

·       The Monster Worm


XZ is a bug-like alien that lives in a government base and is friends with General J. XZ still lives in the government base and he is also an ally to Max Storm. XZ also created Robot Blue and he also helped the Super Dudes on many occasions. XZ is also a super genius.


The Jom-Eom King is an alien crime lord who lives in an alternate future. He was one of the richest people in the future and The Jom-Eom King’s reason for coming to earth remains unknown. The Jom-Eom King basically looks like the offspring of a frog and a cockroach. The Jom-Eom King’s whereabouts are currently unknown…some say he’s dead.

Kjwleo was once a loyal henchman of The Jom-Eom King but he soon joined the rebellion to stop the Mega Minds in the future. Kjwleo became friends with Max Storm and they soon became friends. Kjwleo’s whereabouts remain unknown at this time.

Gar Jong is an alien warrior from another planet. Gar Jong is the nephew of The Jom-Eom King. Gar Jong is very power hungry and loves to fight. Gar Jong has killed billions of innocent souls and he has started many wars with alien planets. Gar Jong was defeated by Max Storm and Gar Jong current whereabouts remain unknown. Also Gar Jong is a bit of a con man and gained a lot of wealth through crime.

Space Fighter is an alien boxer and an occasional superhero. Space Fighter is the nephew of The Jom-Eom King and the younger brother of Gar Jong. As a boxer he’s a former Galactic Heavyweight Champion and a commercial spokesman. Space Fighter decided to become a superhero as a publicity stunt. Now Space Fighter fights alongside with many of the “That Spells Action Heroes”. Space Fighter currently lives in his mansion of a far away planet training everyday so he can become stronger in his next fight.


The Whatzit is a purple skinned alien from a faraway planet who came to Earth to be a superhero. The Whatzit is a very strange superhero in the fact he doesn’t really know what a superhero is. The Whatzit is known to sometime aide the super villains by mistake. The Whatzit speaks in a very high voice and he is very hyper. The Whatzit’s powers are that he can copy the powers of other superheroes and super villains. The Whatzit also loves to eat eggplants and that’s the only food on Earth he’ll eat. 

Miss Whatzit is the wife of The Whatzit and also his sidekick. Miss Whatzit is an obese purple skinned alien who shares her husband’s powers and habits. Miss Whatzit is a little slow witted and she likes to eat soup cans for some reason. Miss Whatzit is also very annoyed by her husband and loves to beat him up which on their planet is a sign of love. Miss Whatzit and her husband also very annoying to the “That Spells Action Heroes!” and she also likes to flirt with other men while she’s on Earth.

Men in Black (Agent 2 and Agent 9) are the weirdest tag team in the KWE. They said they used to be government agents who looked for aliens. They were so good at fighting they decided to join the KWE. They were 4-time KWE tag team champions. Agent 2 and Agent 9 together formed the tag team of the Men in Black. They also have aliens walk down to the ring with them.
Dread & Thrash are the toughest tag team and the most unique. Dread is very big and never talks while Thrash is cocky and annoying. They are best friends and have known each other since birth. Dread and Thrash are former KWE tag team Champions and they are also former 4-time BWC tag team Champions. They are managed by Extreme Ian and they also are members of the wrestling stable The Brotherhood. Dread and Thrash also both have supernatural powers.
Mac Machine & Steel are a Russian tag team who are really strong and are really self-centered. Mac Machine and Steel are brothers and they aren’t a very good tag team. They never get along and hate working together. Mac Machine and Steel are former BWC tag team Champions. They are also managed by Bad Luck Joe.

Hands on His Head is a black little monster with two feet and his hands are on his head. Hands on His Head is currently working for the Silly Squad and has appeared on many of their TV shows. Hands on His Head is also friends with Bull Horns and he is also loves to eat garbage.

The Island of Giants Characters Biographies!


Ozman was a giant who lived on the Island of Giants. Ozman came from a small village and he was a hunter. Ozman became friends with Peter Rocks and Sgt. Best. Ozman was a kindly giant and even though he was a hunter, he would never hurt anyone. Ozman died when a nuclear bomb blew up the Island Giants and he’s probably in a better place.

Sgt. Best was a navy officer who along with a navy soldier Peter Rocks were soon stranded on the Island of Giants. Sgt. Best explored the Island of Giants with Peter Rocks and soon Sgt. Best was eating by a huge monstrous creature. Sgt. Best let the monster eat him because he was holding a lit stick of dynamite while he was eating. Sgt. Best committed suicide to by blowing up not only the creature but himself. Sgt. Best was a bit of a jerk and an asshole, but yet Peter still misses him.

Peter Rocks was a cocky young navy soldier who became stranded on the Island of Giants. Peter soon explored the Island of Giants and he developed a special friendship with Ozman. After Peter save the Island of Giants from Kraeoo, he was soon rescued by the U.S. navy and returned back home. Peter’s whereabouts are currently unknown.

Eggy the Oviraptor was an annoying dinosaur who met Peter Rocks and Sgt. Best and Eggy became short of a pet. Eggy soon died after the nuclear bomb blew up the Island of Giants.

Kraeoo was an ugly giant with fangs, green skin, and claws and the main villain of the Island of Giants. Kraeoo is also an evil wizard and speaks his own language that only he understands. Kraeoo was soon killed in the explosion of the nuclear bomb on the Island of Giants. Kraeoo was killed and he’s probably burning in hell.

Lita who was a seventy-nine foot giant woman warrior who was a henchwoman of Kraeoo and she’s almost Kraeoo’s bodyguard. Lita secretly had a crush on Ozman even though they were on two different sides.

Gopt was an 89-foot green-skinned giant with two ten-foot horns and a loyal henchman of Kraeoo. Gopt soon died when the nuclear bomb blew up the Island of Giants.

Lopt was a seventy-foot giant with red skin and floppy ears and he was a loyal henchman of Kraeoo. Lopt was homosexual and he had a crush on his buddy Gopt. Lopr soon died when the nuclear bomb blew up the Island of Giants.

The Cracken, which is a hybrid of three creatures and he was half T-Rex, half bat, and half squid. The Cracken comes out for blood at night and The Cracken was attacking a small village on the Island of Giants for years. The Cracken was killed by Ozman with his battle axe. The Cracken was female and some of its children may have survived.

Magic Wars Characters’ Biographies: Part 8!


Velvet is fairy princess secretly disguised as Jersey Devil. She is disguised as a Jersey Devil because it’s a fairy tradition that a beautiful fairy must transform into an ugly creature to she if their possible lovers will love their inner beauty and not just their outer beauty. Velvet happens to fall in love with Prince Oliver Jr. With Velvet secretly disguised as a Jersey Devil and Prince Oliver Jr. just transformed into a ugly ogre they began to fall in love with each other (even though Velvet at first thinks Prince Oliver Jr. is another fairy in disguise like her but not a human who was cursed). Velvet also worked for Deathbringer but like Prince Oliver Jr. wasn’t truly evil. Soon Velvet is the future wife of Prince Oliver Jr. and they have a son named Prince Darren. Velvet is now an ally of the Magical Council.

Foley is a strong handsome man who has the powers to has the ability of cryokinesis where he can freeze anything around him and can also turn his body into ice. Foley was also one of Deathbringer’s henchmen but he wasn’t truly evil. Foley only worked for Deathbringer because Deathbringer transformed him into a human when actually Foley is a yeti. Foley does eventually join the Magical Council but is still trying to find himself. Foley longed to be a human but he has accepted the fact that he’s just a yeti. Foley is the future husband of Amber and they have a son named Foley Jr.

Kip the Pirate was a pirate that Bucky fought when he was a merman. Kip was turned into a merman and he then went mad. Kip tried to take over Atlantis with the help of a powerful magical wand but he was defeated by Bucky and Holly. Also Kip was soon turned back into a human again.  Kip was also a member of Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate crew and he later went on to become captain of the Skull Lords navy. Kip’s whereabouts are currently unknown.

Peter Pan Jr. is the son of Peter Pan and has his father’s personality. Peter Pan Jr. once fought Captain Hook after he killed his father. Peter Pan Jr. is now the guardian of Neverland and he is always fighting the bad guys. Peter Pan Jr. is also a backup member of The Summon Team.

Captain Hook is a mean and nasty pirate who hates children and hates Peter Pan. He loves treasure and raising hell on the seven seas. Captain Hook has been defeated many times by Peter Pan but he’s always looking for revenge. Captain Hook’s whereabouts are currently unknown, but some say he’s dead.

Peter Pan is the boy who’ll never grow up and also a hero and family man. Peter Pan loves to have fun and is a natural born flier. Peter Pan was killed by Captain Hook long ago but his son took his place as the protector of Neverland.

Peter Girl is the wife and sidekick of Peter Pan. She has all the powers of her husband and she’s also a genius. Peter Girl is also immortal and she sometimes wishes she would grow up. Peter Girl was also a backup member of the Summon Team but she’s currently retired.

Spotty is a talking dog with ADD and isn’t that bright. Spotty has many friends and just as many foes. He’s been everything from an adventurer to a superhero and he’s even the pope of Buckyism. Spotty is my favorite character and possibly my oldest continuing character. Spotty future is bright, and that’s not bad for an annoying talking dog you can’t help but love (or even hate)!

Sting the Stingray is a kindly stingray that would only like to be your friend. He’s friends with sea turtles and mermaids. Sting the Stingray currently lives in the ocean and he wouldn’t like anything better!

Snow White the Viking isn’t the strongest Viking but he loves to go on adventures and find treasure. Snow White the Viking is the cook on his ship. Snow White the Viking was frozen in a block of ice and he woke up in the future. Snow White the Viking whereabouts are currently unknown.

Binky Bear is a teenage bear who lives in a small town inside a huge forest. Binky Bear likes to go fishing and performing stand-up. Binky Bear is kind of a nerd but has a lot of heart. Binky Bear was even a lumberjack in the Cursed Kingdom. Binky Bear will have plenty more wacky adventures throughout his life.

Waddles the Penguin is a penguin who lives in the South Pole and he loves to go on adventures. Waddles has many friends and just as many foes. Waddles debuted at the same time as Spotty but Spotty seemed to be the better character in the end. Waddles currently lives in the South Pole in peace.

Stork is a stork that once used to be a baby delivering stork and is now an insurance salesman. Stork has been known to go on a few adventures and has had many jobs over the years. Stork is the head of the True Heroes organization and an expert gun user. Stork has many friends and is pretty much an average Joe.

Tinker Bell is Peter Pan’s fairy sidekick and best friend she is always happy to help. Tinker Bell’s magic is very powerful and she is as powerful as a wizard. Tinker Bell tried to bring Peter Pan back to life once but to no prevail. Tinker Bell currently lives in Neverland and shares a bird cage with Peter Pan’s pet bird.

Peter Pan’s Pet Bird wasn’t given a name but he’s Peter Pan’s best friend and a loyal sidekick. Peter Pan’s Pet Bird loved to fly with his beloved owner and he was very upset when he found out Peter Pan had died. Peter Pan’s Pet Bird is also a backup member of the Summon Team and also he loves to wear his brown hat.

Kazam is known for throwing his shirt at the cameraman every time he enters. He also has his own talk show called "Kazam’s Magic Show". His tag team partner is BWK. He is a former 8-time KWE Champion.

Red Ogre is one of Reaper’s sidekicks and he is also the brother of Sumo John. He acts like a monster and he painted all of his face red. He has tattoos all over his body. He had a feud with the Black Knight, and the Black Knight even killed him once. But Red Ogre came back from the dead and fought the Black Knight again and won.

Bopf the Witch Doctor is the father of Mr. Unknown, and has once had a feud with his own son. Bopf lives in Africa, and has many magic potions. Bopf has once even brought back Lucha King from the dead, and Bopf and Lucha King were even a tag team for a little while. He is a former 3-time BWC Champion.

Mr. Unknown is the most evil wrestler in the BWC, and the most mysterious. Said to have leaned magic from the Unknown Monks, and became their chosen one. He also has demons from hell that walk with him to the ring. He was the founder of the Evil Death Makers. He is a former 2-time BWC Champion. Mr. Unknown once guest starred in “Gus Peterson the ADD Pirate” as the Unknown Pirate and even had once wrestled as the Unknown Pirate.

Dixie Jinx is the daughter of Mr. Unknown and the granddaughter of Bopf the Witch Doctor. She is a very sexy young female wrestler and she’s also a vampire. Dixie Jinx also has supernatural powers and has a pet bat named Fluffy. Dixie Jinx is also the stepsister of Ms. Icon through Mr. Unknown’s marriage of Mr. Icon’s ex-wife a.k.a. Ms. Icon’s mother. Dixie Jinx and Ms. Icon don’t quite get along and have a bit of a feud with each other. Dixie Jinx is a former 3-time KWE/BWC Women’s Champion. Dixie Jinx is also the girlfriend of Jeff “Rock Lord” Rival.

Fearsome the Alligator is a bully of Binky Bear and Donny Duck and the best friend of Wolf. Fearsome the Alligator is pretty much a jerk and an asshole. Fearsome the Alligator is also a member of the Silly Squad. Fearsome the Alligator was born and raised in the swamps but now he lives the good life.

The Evil Clowns (Evil, Happy, & Sad) are old rivals of Flea-Boy the Clown. Evil even sued Flea-Boy over the creation of the Silly Squad because Evil claimed he came up with the Silly Squad and Flea-Boy stole it. Evil is the leader, while Happy is always happy, and Sad is always sad. Sad has tried many times to commit suicide but he failed. Happy can only feel happiness. Evil is just a monster…and together they are the Evil Clowns. Also, the Evil Clowns were briefly members of the Silly Squad until Flea-Boy the Clown kicked them out.

The Shekys (Sheky 1, Sheky 2, Sheky 3, and Sheky 4) are a comedy group who used to be the business rivals of the Silly Squad. The Shekys love to pull pranks on people and they are known to be very annoying. The Shekys all live together in their own apartment and they all share only one bathroom. The Shekys love to make people laugh even if others don’t think they’re funny. But the Silly Squad bought their company out and now they are members of the Silly Squad. Long live The Shekys!

Stupid Kid is a very dumb kid and he has every learning disorder known to man. He’s also very clumsy and quite funny. He’s also Mr. Big’s nephew and occasionally works with him.

Snapper the Snapping Turtle is Catfish Jack’s second best friend. Snapper is very lazy and is almost always sleeping. Snapper watches over Catfish Jack and has saved him from danger a lot. Snapper is very strong and he loves to workout. Snapper isn’t very bright but never get him mad.

Mr. Raccoon is a raccoon who is very smart and very annoying. Mr. Raccoon used to be an annoying babysitter who babysat a little girl who already had a babysitter. Mr. Raccoon was the former head of the Time Lords and a former member of the Skull Lords (the Skull Lords were created after the Time Lords and the Skull Order merged). Mr. Raccoon soon joined the True Heroes and now fights for the good guys.

Fatty the Elephant Seal is a new member of the Silly Squad and a very anger elephant seal. Fatty the Elephant Seal is a former drill sergeant and a stand-up comedian. Fatty the Elephant Seal is also a bit of a glutton and loves to eat. Fatty the Elephant Seal is also a bit of an asshole and he likes to be cruel. Fatty the Elephant Seal also loves to smoke cigars. Fatty the Elephant Seal also loves to fight. Fatty the Elephant Seal also has diabetes and he suffered two strokes.

Dr. Slamin Salmon is Silly Squad INC.’s staff doctor and a talking salmon. Dr. Slamin Salmon is basically a quack and he speaks with an Indian accent. Dr. Slamin Salmon also appears on the Silly Squad’s TV shows as a cast member. Dr. Slamin Salmon is basically a very stupid and a very annoying fish that you can’t help but love. Dr. Slamin Salmon is also a former Shakespearean actor.


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Transfoom is a big retarded green monster and he is also the village idiot.

The Dragon & The Giant are two friends who refused to fight each other for the village peoples amusement and they left the village without a brawl. The Dragon and The Giant are two friends who are not just mythical creatures but also big as a house.

The Knight is a knight who captured The Dragon & the Giant and forced them to fight for the village people’s amusement. The Knight was rumored to have slain both the Dragon and the Giant even though they never had hurt anyone.

Ozman was a giant who lived on the Island of Giants. Ozman came from a small village and he was a hunter. Ozman became friends with Peter Rocks and Sgt. Best. Ozman was a kindly giant and even though he was a hunter, he would never hurt anyone. Ozman died when a nuclear bomb blew up the Island Giants and he’s probably in a better place.

Sgt. Best was a navy officer who along with a navy soldier Peter Rocks were soon stranded on the Island of Giants. Sgt. Best explored the Island of Giants with Peter Rocks and soon Sgt. Best was eating by a huge monstrous creature. Sgt. Best let the monster eat him because he was holding a lit stick of dynamite while he was eating. Sgt. Best committed suicide to by blowing up not only the creature but himself. Sgt. Best was a bit of a jerk and an asshole, but yet Peter still misses him.

Peter Rocks was a cocky young navy soldier who became stranded on the Island of Giants. Peter soon explored the Island of Giants and he developed a special friendship with Ozman. After Peter save the Island of Giants from Kraeoo, he was soon rescued by the U.S. navy and returned back home. Peter’s whereabouts are currently unknown.

Eggy the Oviraptor was an annoying dinosaur who met Peter Rocks and Sgt. Best and Eggy became short of a pet. Eggy soon died after the nuclear bomb blew up the Island of Giants.

Kraeoo was an ugly giant with fangs, green skin, and claws and the main villain of the Island of Giants. Kraeoo is also an evil wizard and speaks his own language that only he understands. Kraeoo was soon killed in the explosion of the nuclear bomb on the Island of Giants. Kraeoo was killed and he’s probably burning in hell.

Lita who was a seventy-nine foot giant woman warrior who was a henchwoman of Kraeoo and she’s almost Kraeoo’s bodyguard. Lita secretly had a crush on Ozman even though they were on two different sides.

Gopt was an 89-foot green-skinned giant with two ten-foot horns and a loyal henchman of Kraeoo. Gopt soon died when the nuclear bomb blew up the Island of Giants.

Lopt was a seventy-foot giant with red skin and floppy ears and he was a loyal henchman of Kraeoo. Lopt was homosexual and he had a crush on his buddy Gopt. Lopr soon died when the nuclear bomb blew up the Island of Giants.

The Cracken, which is a hybrid of three creatures and he was half T-Rex, half bat, and half squid. The Cracken comes out for blood at night and The Cracken was attacking a small village on the Island of Giants for years. The Cracken was killed by Ozman with his battle axe. The Cracken was female and some of its children may have survived.

The Sheriff is the sheriff of Castle Saloon Town and the boss of Todd Fredstone (Dark West). The Sheriff and Todd are the only police force in Castle Saloon Town and they are practically they are not that tuff. The Sheriff soon became friends with The Wise Monk when the time periods merged in Castle Saloon Town. He’s the only sheriff in the old west that has to deal with dinosaurs, dragons, and pirates all the time and he lives in a world where he’s the second only person who can protect his town.

Polbm the Wizard is a powerful wizard and the mentor of Dark West. Polbm gave Dark West his powers and he currently lives in his home in the past.

Randy Metal Hands is a fat, long bearded, and cowardly knight with huge metal gloves on his hands. Randy is the sidekick of Dark West and he came from the middle ages to the old west when the time periods merged. Randy also an alcoholic and can drink thirty beers in a single sitting.

The Wise Monk is a Buddhist monk from ancient China that came to Castle Saloon Town when his time period merged with the old west. The Wise Monk is stilled in martial arts and he hangs out with The Sheriff in the Castle Saloon Town police office. But he’s been known to help Dark West when he needs it.

Blackeye the Pirate is a pirate and a sidekick of Dark West. Blackeye is a very skilled swordfighter and likes to look for treasure. Blackeye is just helping Dark West for the booty and nothing more, even though they’ve developed a friendship.

Dean the Giant is a huge giant that lives in a cave in Castle Saloon Town and is an enemy of Dark West. Dean came from the middle ages and came to the old west when the time periods merged. Dean the Giant also worked for Dina many times as a henchman.

Freddy the Kid is a wanted outlaw and an enemy of Dark West. Freddy the Kid has been in the Castle Saloon Town sheriff’s office cell many times but yet he finds a way to escape from his cell. Freddy the Kid has robbed many banks and he pretty cares only about himself. Freddy’s whereabouts are currently unknown but he’s popped up in Castle Saloon Town every now and then only to deal with Dark West and his sidekicks.

Reaper is the scariest wrestler in the KWE. He appears out of nowhere, since he has evil powers. His tag team partner is Mysterio. He is a former 10-time KWE Champion.


Boogie Man is a monster who lives under your bed that has a criminal record that goes through the roof. Boogie Man wasn’t always the Super Dudes enemy, he just always tried to scare a little boy but never really scared the boy and that little boy always called the police on him. Boogie Man has a bit of a feud with Satan, because the Boogie Man always makes deals with the devil that he can’t pay back for. Boogie Man only wants to be immortal, but Satan has finally had enough of this not scary monster!

Dark West (Todd Fredstone) is a sheriff’s deputy from the Wild West and becomes a mediaeval knight when he pulls out his magical sword. He was found in a block of ice and the Scuba Diver Bros. melted him and brought him back to life. He is now helping the Cool Club stop evil.

The Green Demon is a rare green-skinned demon who is a misfit in Hell but a superhero in the mortal realm. The Green Demon is one of the few demons to be kind hearted instead of being evil. The Green Demon decided to become of a superhero because he wanted to prove that he can be the good guy. The Green Demon’s powers include invisibility, super strength, super speed, flight, fire breath, and the ability to heal others. The Green Demon mostly works alongside Goddiess but he’s occasionally known to aid the other “That Spells Action Heroes!” The Green Demon is actually the biological son of Demon King Mogw and he has a bit of a feud with his father.

Red Rhino is an obese female red skinned demon and the rival of The Green Demon. Red Rhino is called Red Rhino because she has one long horn sticking out of her forehead. But before Red Rhino became an obese red skinned demon, she used to be a sexy thin mortal supermodel. But when she died, she went to Hell and as a punishment for her sinful ways Satan turned her into a monstrous demon. Now Red Rhino is a very powerful super villain of the “That Spells Action Heroes!” and just plain evil. Red Rhino was also once the best friend of Ms. Condor before she died but now she is her enemy. Red Rhino also has a short fuse and loves to fight. Red Rhino also secretly has a crush on The Green Demon even though their enemies. Red Rhino currently lives in Hell only to come to the mortal realm to wreak havoc upon it.

The Fairy Queen is a fairy superhero who came from an enchanted meadow and left it to become a superhero. The Fairy Queen has blue skin, deer-like horns, wings, and she can grow to any size she wants. The Fairy Queen is one of the few female superheroes that works alongside the “That Spells Action Heroes!” and one of the few magical “That Spells Action Heroes!” The Fairy Queen is also the queen of the fairies and she has a pet white dragon named Snowie. The Fairy Queen wants nothing more than world peace and to make the children of the world happy.

The Graveyard Knights are a stable of wrestlers that all have supernatural powers. Its members include Mysterio, Freddy Fear, Red Ogre, King Killer, Coal, and Reaper. They unite every Halloween and scare all the wrestlers in the KWE locker room. They are former 3-time KWE 6-man tag team champions.

The Unknown Team (Mr. Unknown & Freddy Fear) are the most mysterious tag team that had ever wrestled in the KWE. Mr. Unknown was the boss of the tag team and Freddy Fear was basically the bodyguard of Mr. Unknown. But they were a pretty successful tag team and a powerful one at that. The Unknown Team are former 7-time KWE tag team Champions. Unfortunately they split up but they’ve been known to get back together on occasion. They also both have supernatural powers. They are also managed by Dirty Jesse.
Reaper & Mysterio were a really scary and mysterious tag team. Reaper and Mysterio are best friends and they love working together. Reaper and Mysterio have fought some of the toughest tag teams in the KWE and have had a winning streak that lasted ten years. Reaper and Mysterio are former 15-time KWE tag team Champions. They have no plans of splitting up the team for good, but for now they both focus on their solo careers. They both also have supernatural powers.
Coal & Killa are a cocky and creepy tag team. Coal never talks and Killa is a green skull masked gangster. Coal and Killa are best friends and they both have supernatural powers. Coal and Killa are former 4-time BWC tag team Champions. They are also managed by Mr. Words and they often bully him.

The Evil Death Makers are a legendary wrestling stable that was originally founded in the rival KWE. The founding members were Kazam, The Champ, and Mr. Unknown. The members of the BWC incarnation are The Champ, Mr. Unknown, Amy Supersize, and Nazi Nick. Their goal is to take over the BWC and to also take over the world. They also had a brief feud with the BWC’s other stable The Brotherhood. They soon broke up, but they do reunite on occasion. They are former 6-time BWC 6-man tag team Champions. The Evil Death Makers were also managed by Bobby Daniels.

Dominovari is the son of Prince Daivari Bashir and Qasmin. He is a half rabbit half turtle shape shifter and member the Bashir royal family. He is a shy young man and yet he’s also a brave warrior. Dominovari is also a skilled swordsman. Dominovari is just a pretty nice guy and a very noble prince too. Dominovari is also a skilled actor and musician.  Dominovari is the best friend of Roswalt and they make a great team in battle. Dominovari currently works for the Magical Council army and he also is in the running of becoming the future head of the Magical Council as well.

Roswalt is the son of Mason “The Rebel” Nelson and Fairuza. He is a young male half Grumper, half beeotaur, half human and half gremlin. Roswalt is a master inventor and a skilled salesman. Roswalt is a master of both technology and magic. Roswalt is a bit of a nerd and not quite a ladies’ man. Roswalt someday wishes to become a teacher and he is also a part-time librarian at the Magical Council library. Roswalt is an occasional soldier in the Magical Council army but he loves a good fight. Roswalt is sometimes called “The Rebel” like is father but he is far from actually being one.

Patrishy is the daughter of Princess Trinity Black and Fesse Jr. She is half snake half ostrich shape shifter. She is a shy yet funny young lady and she’s a bit of a tomboy. Patrishy is a bit of a class clown and she is also a cheerleader at her school. Patrishy is has a low self-esteem and she secretly longs to be a beautiful young woman. Patrishy is currently a nurse and a part-time soldier in the Magical Council army. Patrishy’s mentor is Sikios and they have grown a great student-master relationship.
The Sky Knights are a magical universe militia and exploration group residing in the skies of the magical universe. The Sky Knights gained their powers through a silver blue orb created by The Spirit Guardian and each member of the Sky Knights gains the mystic power of the silver blue orb through an armored glove. The Sky Knights members’ powers include the power of flight, super strength, super speed, durability, energy projection and absorption, telepathy, empathy, mind reading and control, memory alteration and erasure, psychic powers, and they can created weapons out of thin air by just mere thought. The Sky Knights soldiers are made up of many different kinds of magical creatures and any magical creature, human being, or animal can become of member of the Sky Knights. The Sky Knights members are chosen by the armored glove itself and new members are chosen when a Sky Knight dies in battle thus needing to be replaced. Each member of the Sky Knights is a reincarnation of the original wearer of the armored glove thus once its new wearer gains the memories and a bit of the personalities of the armored gloves original owner. The Sky Knights are independent of the Magical Council and they work directly with The Spirit Guardian. The Spirit Guardian has made the Sky Knights the true guardians of the magical universe and the protectors of the skies in general. The Sky Knights armor is made out of the same material of the silver blue orb that powers it. The Sky Knights currently work in the shadows and appear when the magical universe is threaten by something that can truly destroy it. The Sky Knights members are to remain anonymous for their protection so no one in the Magical Council nor even the entire magical universe knows which individuals are members of the Sky Knights. Plus there are both male and female members of the Sky Knights so practically anyone could become a Sky Knight only if the armored glove choses them!

Broome Finger is a member of the Sky Knights and a former member of the Black Knights. Broome Finger found a wounded Sky Knight soldier while he himself was wounded from previous battle. Broome Finger was chosen by the armored glove and he soon become a Sky Knight himself. Broome Finger is one of the few human beings to ever become a member of the Sky Knights because of the fact that human beings are rare in the magical universe. Broome Finger is a skilled archer and soldier in general before he even became a member of the Sky Knights. Broome Finger used to be a bit of a jerk but over time he became a caring kind hearted young man. Broome Finger is also the future husband of Patrishy and together they’ll have a son named Broome Finger Jr. Broome Finger is also friends with fellow Sky Knights’ member Marv Rhomann Wolfman and Vach Jr.

Marv Rhomann Wolfman is a member of the Sky Knights and a young male cat person. Marv Rhomann Wolfman is a cocky young man and he’s the rookie member of the Sky Knights. Marv Rhomann Wolfman is also a skilled swordsman and he’s also a skilled craftsman. Marv Rhomann Wolfman loves animals and nature and he finds happiness in the fact that he protects it. Marv Rhomann Wolfman is currently working alongside the Magical Council army and he is also trying to find his parents whom he never knew his entire life. Marv Rhomann Wolfman also rides a flying horse named simply Mr. Flying Horse. Marv Rhomann Wolfman is also friends with Dominovari and fellow Sky Knights member Broome Finger.

Yadira 0.85 is a female Black Knights’ robotic soldier that was reprogramed by Roswalt into a force for good. Yadira 0.85 used to be a mindless servant but after she was reprogramed she turned into a fun loving spirited childlike young woman. Yadira 0.85 looks like a beautiful human young woman and she longs to be one. Yadira 0.85 forgot her original mission in life thus has no memory of the fact that she was originally meant for evil. Yadira 0.85 also begins to develop a bit of a crush of Roswalt who is reluctant to be in a relationship with a machine. Soon through a wish Yadira 0.85 finally was turned into a human being and soon married Roswalt and together they’ll have a daughter named Gwendoline.

Lupita is a half panda half alligator shape shifter and a very shy young woman. Lupita is also friends with and secretly has a crush on Dominovari. Dominovari and Lupita have been friends since childhood and they have a lot in common. Lupita also longs to be human and she’s been the victim of bullies. Lupita is also a bit of dancer and singer. Lupita also was adopted by a kindly old dwarf and has no idea of her origins. Lupita secretly likes to transform into a beautiful young woman because it’s what she always wanted to be. Lupita also serves in the Magical Council army and she is also has psychic powers. Lupita soon married Dominovari and together they’ll have a son named Domhnall.

Mayhew von Anthony is a cyborg member of the Black Knights and he was created by Sir Spring-Heeled Jack and the Black Knights’ kingdom. Mayhew von Anthony used to be human but was nearly left for dead after an epic battle when he was transformed into a cyborg by Sir Spring-Heeled Jack and the Black Knights’ kingdom. Mayhew von Anthony is steamed powered and he’s considered an earlier version of the Black Knights’ robotic soldiers but mostly an outdated version of one. Mayhew von Anthony also has robot powers and he has a cannon in his chest. Mayhew von Anthony also has a battle axe arm and a sword leg. Mayhew von Anthony currently works for the Black Knights and also occasional works for Oouguya’s demon army. Mayhew von Anthony also claims to be the nephew of King Black IV but there’s not a lot of proof of this to be true.

Gleeson is a kindly old dwarf and the adopted father of Lupita. Gleeson is also friends with the Bashir royal family and used to be their bodyguard. Gleeson smokes a pipe and loves to whistle. Gleeson currently runs a pizzeria in Magic Town and lives up above it with his adopted daughter. Gleeson also a former professional wrestler and boxer.