Wednesday, August 31, 2016

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Sunday, August 21, 2016

Bucky Talk Is Now On Funny Or Die!

If you love the "Bucky Talk" blog, then check out our official Funny Or Die page. All of the funniest stuff ever uploaded to this blog is here. Check it out at the link below!


Sunday, August 14, 2016

New Facebook Group To Promote Funny Videos!


Hello, I just created a new group on Facebook in which members can share funny videos, funny stories and basically anything funny. Check it out at the link below!

Monday, August 8, 2016

Theater Loop

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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

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The Cast of the “Bar Opener with Song” Sketch!

Mike (Luis)- Nervous, suffers from stage fright

Wendy (Marissa) – Bartender/Leader of the group

John (Ryan) - A drunk

Bob the Townie (Jordy) - Old, gruff, horny

Fairy Kind (Kelly)- A fairy who comes to aid Mike


Fairy Nice (Sarah) - Fairy Kind’s intern assistant

Bar Opener with Song (Second City Class Sketch)!

(At the bar, Mike is shaking nervously while Wendy polishes beer mugs. Scripts in hand.)

                     WENDY
Something wrong, Mike? You’re not your usual chipper self.

MIKE
Gosh, I could use a stiff one, Wendy.

                     BOB
[Last stiffy I had was in Desert Storm.]

                     MIKE
You guys don’t understand. I suffer from really bad stage fright. And I’ve lost my lucky charm.

                     WENDY
What’s your lucky charm?

(Cast freezes. Wendy turns to audience for suggestion.)

                     WENDY
What do you think his lucky charm is?
                    
                     [Audience gives suggestion.]

MIKE
Nope. It’s a [garlic press.] I keep it in my pocket to rub for good luck before every show.

                     HECKLER #1
               (In audience.)
[Hey, this isn’t a jam sandwich here…]

(John sits down, he’s drunk.)

JOHN
                (Drunk.)
I’m back! I ate tacos for lunch! Don’t believe me? Exhibit A is all over the men’s room wall! [It’s like I went to college at P-U.]

                     WENDY
Oh John, do you have any advice for Mike on how to deal with his stage fright?

                     JOHN
Booze! Shit ton of booze, Mike! That’s my secret!

                          MIKE
I wish I could find my lucky charm!

                     FAIRY KIND
                  [Gets tangled in curtain while entering.]
Did somebody say wish!

                     MIKE
Who are you?

                     FAIRY KIND
Hello Mike. My name is Fairy Kind. I’m your fairy godmother. Here to grant your wish!
              
                     WENDY
Who’s your friend, Fairy Kind?
             
FAIRY NICE
                 (Manic.)
I’m Fairy Nice, an intern at Magic Co. I’ll get my wings, someday!

                     FAIRY KIND
That’s my line, you line stealing floozie!

                     SARAH
See, on the script it says Fairy Nice, I’m Fairy Nice, you’re Fairy Kind.

                     KELLY
Well Kindly shut it! Who the hell came up with these fairy names?

                     RYAN
Yeah, what page are we on anyway?

JORDY
I have to go to the bathroom for realizes, guys!
                    
[Luis and Marissa try to keep the scene together.]
                      
(Hecklers 1 and 2 get up from front row and leave.)

SARAH
See, they’re leaving because of you!

(They get in a light slapping match while the rest of the cast argues.)               
(Director storms on stage and addresses the audience with a beret on his head.)
                    
MARK
I’m sorry, folks. Unfortunately, our rehearsals coincided with the release of Pokemon Go. Thus, we get this:

                     (Whole cast takes out phones.)
                    
                     MARK
That’s it!

                     (Driving musical music starts.)

                     JORDY
But we really want to be actors, Mark.

                     MARK
Then you’re going to have to work at it, Jordy. For instance, spit out your gum, you’re on stage, [not in a Bubble Yum commercial.]

(Jordy reluctantly spits out huge glob of gum into Mark’s hands.)

MARK
And Sarah, your Irish accent is atrocious!

                     SARAH
               (Bad cockney.)
Aye can woik on ‘em, guvnah!

MARK
Marissa, stop being so tall.

(Marissa slouches down a little.)

MARK
Kelly, keep up the good work.

                     (They high five.)

                     KELLY
Thanks, Dad!

                     MARK
Ryan, you’re clearly illiterate.

(Ryan shrugs and turns his script around, revealing that it was just a stick figure with boobs.)

                     LUIS
Would a song save the show, Mark?

                     MARK
Luis, you couldn’t sing on key if you were deepthroating a locksmith.

                    LUIS
Give us one more chance.

                     MARK
We’re losing half our audience to Jigglypoofs and Youtubes.

                     MARISSA
Wait, they’re coming back.

                     HECKLER #1 and HECKLER #2
Box Office said…

(Cast breaks out into chorus.)

CAST
NO REFUNDS

                     HECKLER #1
That’s actually exactly what they said.

                     SARAH
WE WANT TO PUT ON A SHOW,

                     CAST
BUT WE DIDN’T WANT TO REHEARSE THE LINES

                     RYAN
I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO READ, BUT AM TOO SCARED OF R.L. STINES’

                    LUIS
EXTENSIVE CATALOGUE OF YOUNG ADULT HORROR FICTION            EXCUSE ME FOR THE FRICTION, BUT MY CASTMATES ARE NOW SMITTEN WITH THE IDEA. OF PUTTING ON
                    
MARISSA
A GOOD ASS SHOW

                     KELLY
A DOPE ASS SHOW

                     RYAN
A PRETTY SOLID SHOW

                     SARAH
A DONKEY SHOW?

                     JORDY
A MEHHHHH SHOW

                     LUIS
A PARTICIPATION AWARD-WORTHY SHOW

                     (Section drops to burlesque-style.)
                    
JORDY
               (Seductively.)
NO MATTER HOW IT IS, YOU CANNOT EVEN GO
CAUSE YOU’VE INVESTED YOUR $10 AND THE TITLE OF THE SHOW
IS A LEGAL BINDING AGREEMENT SO LET’S JUST HOPE IT DOESN’T BLOW…

(Locksmith comes on stage and hands Luis a key with a wink and smile.)
                    
LUIS
Don’t mind if I do.

                     CAST
NO! REFUNDS… STARTS NOWWW.

                     MARK
And blackout.


                     (Blackout.)