Wednesday, August 3, 2016

“Bucky the Writer” Sitcom Script: Part 8!

FADE IN.

INT. KITCHEN-DAY
     (BUCKY BUTLER, SPOTTY)

BUCKY BUTLER AND SPOTTY ARE SITTING AT THE KICTHEN TABLE. WITH BUCKY BUTLER EATING SOUP AND SPOTTY EATING A SANDWICH

                 SPOTTY
           Man, why didn’t you think me
           up some soup too?

                 BUCKY BUTLER
           I didn’t feel like thinking up
           soup for you. Thinking up a sandwich
           took less time than thinking up you
           some soup.

                  SPOTTY
           But thinking up food doesn’t take that
           long no matter what kind of food it is.
           Your mother’s right, you are lazy.

                    BUCKY BUTLER
           (LITTLE ANNOYED) Don’t talk bad
            about your father while he’s in
            the room. Enjoy the sandwich
            I thought up for you because you won’t get
            anymore food until dinner.

                  SPOTTY
            (WORRIED) Really?

                  BUCKY BUTLER
            (GLEEFULLY) Nah, I’ll think up some
            snacks for you in-between meals.

                  SPOTTY
            Can you think up some chips to
            go with my sandwich?

                 BUCKY BUTLER
            What about those carrot sticks I
            thought up for you?

                 
                      SPOTTY
           I hate carrots!
                
                    BUCKY BUTLER
           Have you ever tried carrots?

                   SPOTTY
           I don’t have to try them to know that I hate
           them.

                  BUCKY BUTLER
           How do you hate something if you never tried it?
           Please eat your carrot sticks. They’ll help keep
           your pretty little eyes strong.
    

                    SPOTTY
           (YELLING) No!

                  BUCKY BUTLER
           (YELLING) Eat your damn carrots!

SPOTTY BEGINS CRYING AND THEN SPOTTY SLOWLY BEGINS EATING HIS CARROT STICKS

                    BUCKY BUTLER
            (YELLING) Yeah, you better eat those carrots.
            Do you know how much time it took me to think
            those up for you? So you better be grateful
            for those carrots.

                       SPOTTY
            (CRYING) I want my Mommy!

                    BUCKY BUTLER
             Spotty, you don’t have a Mom. Do you?

                       SPOTTY
             (CRYING) Think me up a Mommy!

                    

                       BUCKY BUTLER
              No, you’re going to be raised by a single
              father who loves you. Plus I’m not ready to
              have a wife yet.

                        SPOTTY
              I love you, Dad.

                   BUCKY BUTLER
              I know.

                                              FADE OUT.


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