Silly Squad
INC. was the #1 entertainment company of its class. They still do entertaining at
birthday parties, TV shows, movies, internet clips, merchandising, a theme
park, and “The Silly Squad Channel” which is a subscription
video on demand television service and it now has over 200,000 subscribers. They own Shekys INC., True Funny
INC., Bros. Ink, and Lixey Bros.
Studios which at a time
were their biggest rivals. Soon Silly Squad INC.’s CEO Flea-Boy the Clown
announced that Silly Squad INC. is now a public company and
trades on the NYSE. Flea-Boy the Clown’s vision
of making people laugh is now one of the most successful corporations in the
world today. Now we go to a business meeting being held by Flea-Boy the Clown
and at the meeting were the founding employees. “Gentlemen, Silly Squad INC. is
currently a very powerful company, I think we need to expand into other fields
of business, do you know what that business is,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “A
theme park,” said Spotty. “You dumbass we already have a theme park, I’m
talking about starting a chain
of large, discount department stores, like Wal-Mart or Target, that’s where the money’s at, so that’s why I’m
going to make Silly-Mart and rake in some more money,” said Flea-Boy the Clown.
“But we’re an entertainment company why do we need to compete with the retail business,” asked Igor. “Guys
you’re missing the big picture here, this company could do anything, when I
started out I only had a nickel to my name, now I’m a billionaire, Silly Squad
INC. could use more money, so let’s build some Silly-Mart stores all over the
country and then the world,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “So where would this
Silly-Mart be,” asked Lenny the Leopard.
“We are building five stores and they will be complete in a week, so,
let there be Silly-Mart,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. And soon Silly-Mart opened
their first five stores and by the end of the month, Silly-Mart had over 1,000
stores all over the United States and soon Silly-Mart started killing small
businesses. What have the Silly Squad done now!
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