Cinderella
(Faterella) and Prince Charming are still dancing and Nick is eating like crazy
at the buffet. “Man this is awesome! I’m
surprised they let me into this ball.
It’s a good thing I lied and said I was Cinderella’s Jewish agent. Ha, I’m not even Jewish,” said Nick to
himself with food in his mouth. Nick turns around and sees a hot chick that
looks like his age walking towards the buffet table. Nick’s jaw drops when he
sees her. “Wow! That girl looks mighty
fine. Hey, since I have magical powers I
bet I could…,” said Nick to himself. Nick snaps his fingers and he turns
himself into a male model. Nick goes up to the girl now looking and talking
like a stud. The reality of the situation is that Nick may have turned himself
into a stud male model, but little does he know, the girl who’s hot is just
like him. Without magic she is ugly and
nerdy. But I again don’t want to spoil
anything for you. Nick goes up to the
beautiful girl to flirt with her.
“Hello, what’s your name beautiful?” asked Nick. “My name is May
Charming,” said May Charming. “Wow you’re a Charming? I have never heard of you before. Like in the media. They never mention you as being part of the
Charming family. Aren’t you mad your
brother gets all the fame?” asked Nick. “Well, I don’t really like being in the
spotlight that much,” said May Charming. “Yah, your brothers are everywhere. And guess what? My sister has the biggest crush on your
brother. To me, you all seemed like
spoiled brats. No offense,” said Nick.
“Oh don’t worry, I understand. We’re
rich and famous, so people think that from time to time. So what’s your name?” asked May Charming. “Oh
my name…okay…it’s…it’s…crap…,” said Nick. Then May Charming begins to feel
funny and she looks at her hands. All of a sudden the skin on May Charming’s
hands begins to melt as if it were burning. “What’s wrong, beautiful?” asked Nick. “I’m not going to be beautiful for long…I
mean…look over there,” cried May Charming. Nick turns where May Charming points
and then as he turns back he sees May Charming running away into the shadows
then Nick runs after May Charming. Prince Charming and Cinderella stop dancing
and look at each other. “I…,” said Prince Charming and Cinderella at the same
time. “You first,” said Cinderella. “I think I love you. I may choose you to be my bride, but somehow
I feel like I know you from somewhere else,” said Prince Charming. “How do you
mean?” asked Cinderella. “Well, you kind of sound like this girl I met
somewhere, but besides your hair and eyes, you look nothing like her,” said
Prince Charming. “Do you remember her name?” asked Cinderella. “Well…I think
her name was Faterella. I just wish I
could apologize to her,” said Prince Charming. “Faterella? I know her.
She’s a famous sumo wrestler. Why
do you want to apologize to her?” asked Cinderella. “Well, I kind of
embarrassed her a couple of days ago. I
didn’t really mean to hurt her feelings and the guilt has been driving me
crazy,” said Prince Charming. “Trust me, she’s probably forgiven you already,
but anyway, I love you too. I always
have,” said Cinderella. Prince Charming and Cinderella finally kiss each other.
Nick tries to find May Charming. But Nick soon stops because he sees May
Charming talking to Riddle Fox? “What the heck!
Riddle Fox, what are you doing here?” asked Nick. “Nick…is that
you…wow…you know how to use your magical powers don’t yah?” said Riddle Fox.
“Cut the crap! Why are you helping
the…what the…,”said Nick. Nick sees the real May Charming who is actually Melted
Girl. Nick screams in horror and immediately vomits after looking at Melted
Girl.
“Wait a minute…May Charming is Melted
Girl? I seen pictures of her once in a
freak show. Wait a minute. I heard
stories of a freak running lose in the kingdom on occasion. They said the
Charming family knew something about another freak called the Wild Man, but
he…Prince Charming is the Wild Man isn’t he?” cried Nick. “Yah, Prince Charming
and I are freaks in real life okay?” said Melted Girl. Melted Girl begins to
cry. “Look, I’m sorry I screamed and vomited in front of you. But you must know I have my secrets too,”
said Nick. Nick turns back into his nerd form. “I wasn’t good looking either,
but anyway, man, wouldn’t Faterella find this…Oh my god! Faterella is falling
in love with the Wild Man. That’s
nasty. Look I have to talk to her!”
cried Nick. “Wait! You can’t tell anyone
that me and my brother are really freaks,” cried Melted Girl. “Sorry, but I
have to…she loves him for god’s sake and wait…maybe she can fall…,” said Nick.
But before Nick could tell Faterella the truth El Killo was blocking Nick’s
way. “Sorry nerd, it’s not your job to tell the world the truth. No, that’ll be Alfred Charming’s job,” said
El Killo. “What will be Alfred Charming’s job?” asked Melted Girl. “You know how long Alfred Charming’s been
holding the family secret? He’s going to
reveal the truth tonight and now I am ordered by him to stop you,” said El
Killo. “I accept your challenge, it’s going to be round two now. Bring it on!
I’m fighting for family,” yelled Nick. Nick and El Killo begin fighting
each other again. Now, the truth will be revealed! But can our heroes save the
day? Nick is about to realize the meaning for his life!
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