When we last
left Faterella and Nick, Faterella has just gotten her heart broken because
Prince Charming called her a freak. I
don’t want to spoil the story for anyone, but after the match Nick helps
Faterella get into the back of their stepmother’s carriage. Nick usually rides in the back with her even
though there is not enough room for him.
Let’s just say the back of the carriage isn’t nice. It’s like those carts you see that are made
for carrying horses. The carriage begins
its journey back to the house.
Faterella is
crying to Nick as they sit in the back of their stepmother’s carriage. While
Faterella is crying, Nick is patting her on the back. “Nick, am I a freak? It’s true, I know belong in a freak show or
inside a record book as the world’s fattest woman,” said Faterella. “No, you’re
just misunderstood. Prince Charming’s
just a pretty boy jerk. Besides, even if
he wasn’t a jerk, you couldn’t date Prince Charming. He’s like way out of your league,” said Nick.
“You know how I want a better life? I
feel like if I were with Prince Charming I would have a better life,” said
Faterella through her sobs.
“So, are you a
gold-digger or what?” asked Nick. Faterella stared angrily at Nick and then
Nick basically gestured “what?” “Nick,
you’re the best brother I could ever have.
But, man, I wish I could be the woman Prince Charming always wanted,”
said Faterella. Suddenly, a bright light
appears before Faterella and Nick. “What is that odd looking light? Did you crush me to my death and that is why
I see the white light coming towards me?” cried Nick. Faterella looks with
anger at Nick and Nick grins. “Well, you are big and…,” said Nick. As the light fades, Riddle Fox appears in the
back of the crowded carriage. Riddle Fox begins to sing and dance in front of
Faterella and Nick. “Who the heck are you and how did you get in here?” asked
Nick. “My name is Riddle Fox and I’m a fox wizard, I can do magic,” said Riddle
Fox. “Why are you called Riddle Fox?” asked Nick. “What’s green and hangs on a
tree,” asked Riddle Fox. “A leaf, I get it, you tell riddles that aren’t funny
or good. Now, what are you doing here?”
asked Nick. “Not all my riddles are gems, Nick, but I’m here to grant
Faterella’s wish. Of course, I am
because I’m a wish granter and a very powerful wizard,” said Riddle Fox.
Faterella looks very happy. “You’re going to make my wish come true? Which one?
I have so many,” asked Faterella. “The one that will make Charming fall
in love with you, duh,” said Riddle Fox.
“Are you going
to brainwash Prince Charming or something…or just get him really drunk,”
laughed Nick. “No. Let’s just say that I have a surprise for you Faterella on
the night of the Charming ball” said Riddle Fox. “Did you say the Charming
ball? Oh man, I always wanted to go to
that, but I have never been invited before,” said Faterella. “Yes, by the night
of the Charming ball, your wish will be granted,” said Riddle Fox. “That’s
tomorrow! You mean you can make my
sister into a supermodel or something by tomorrow? I don’t believe you,” said Nick. “Man you’re
a pain in the butt just like your father. Excuse me, goodbye for now,” said
Riddle Fox. Riddle Fox opens a portal and goes through it. Nick and Faterella
are puzzled. “What did he mean by our father,” asked Nick. Faterella is so
excited. “Oh man…I can’t wait to get my wish granted,” said Faterella.
“Sister,
nothing will happen tomorrow. He was
probably lying or maybe we’re just dreaming all this. I mean, come on, a
magical fox…for real?” said Nick. “Maybe you’re right Nick. Maybe this is all too good to be true,” said
Faterella. Faterella and Nick arrive back home and Nick begins doing his
nighttime chores while everyone else in Nick’s house is sleeping. Nick takes a
seat at the kitchen table, sighs and rests his head in his hands. “I think I
really hate my life. Everyone’s asleep
except for me,” said Nick to himself. Nick falls asleep right there at the
table and begins snoring.
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