It has been two years since our last
adventure. Sith and Sikios have formed a partnership and they were currently
after The Skull Slasher. The Skull Slasher has been wanted for years and he has
killed many people. But little do Sith and Sikios know is that The Skull
Slasher is actually one of Moeguya’s henchmen. Moeguya was plotting a plan to
capture the powers of Sith and Sikios. Moeguya teamed up with Dr. Frankenstein
and Igor who made Moeguya a machine that will suck out both Sith and Sikio’s
energies. Why does Moeguya need a machine to gain Sith and Sikios’s energies?
Because little do our heroes know is that Moeguya is growing weaker and he
can’t suck their energies himself. But there is one more thing Moeguya needs
that Sith and Sikios could provide. Moeguya needs a heart and the only person
with a very powerful heart is Spotty. Sith and Sikios last met Spotty
as a bartender. Using his supernatural powers Moeguya communicated with Spotty
through his mind and told Spotty that he was god. Moeguya told Spotty to quit
being a bartender and become a bounty hunter. Moeguya then told Spotty to bring
Sith and Sikios back to his castle. Spotty thinking Moeguya was god and not the
bad guy….quit his job as a bartender and began his went out to look for Sith
and Sikios. Our story begins when Sith and Sikios were about to capture The Skull
Slasher when….from out of nowhere Spotty sneaks up behind them. “Hey guys…who
are we after,” asked Spotty. “Where the hell did you come from,” asked Sikios.
“Oh I remember you…weren’t you that bartender who was an idiot,” asked Sith. “I
was a bartender…but god told me to become a bounty hunter….like you guys and he
wants me to bring you guys to his castle,” said Spotty. “Why would god have a
castle,” asked Sikios. “Please can I team up with you and then we can look for
god’s castle,” said Spotty. “Alright…you can help us by just waiting here while
we capture The Skull Slasher,” said Sith. “Alright,” said Spotty. Spotty then
stood guard while Sith and Sikios attacked The Skull Slasher. After a quick
fight…Sith and Sikios defeated The Skull Slasher and they were about to arrest
him when he suddenly pleaded with Sith and Sikios. “Look…let me go…I can take
you two to a better bounty than me…if you let me go,” pleaded The Skull
Slasher. “Look…we’re bounty hunters and you’re the criminal…just come with us
before you make an idiot out of yourself,” yelled Sikios. “Wait…Long…I working
for Long…I can take you to him,” yelled The Skull Slasher. “Who the heck is
Long,” asked Sith. “Long is the leader of the Red Crickets and Long is
basically a crime lord…the Red Crickets control the drug trade, cock fighting,
and they do other criminal activities…if you take him out you’ll be taking out
one of the biggest criminals ever…plus more reward money,” cried The Skull
Slasher. “Reward money…if you capture this Long guy and turn him in…the reward
money will be worth more than you,” asked Sikios. “Yes…now can I take you to
Long…I believe he’s currently meeting with other crime lords…you’ll make a lot
of reward money if you do,” cried The Skull Slasher. Sith and Sikios began to think
about The Skull Slasher offer. “Alright…you can take us to Long but then we
take both you and Long to jail…understand,” said Sith. “Yes…now follow me,”
said The Skull Slasher. Soon The Skull Slasher took Sith, Sikios, and Spotty to
Long’s hideout where a meeting a crime lords was taking place. Crime lords
attending the meeting include Coyote, Mole, Raptor Claw, Mr. Big, Ivan the
Crusher, X-Eye (Henry Q.), and Spider Hand. Long invited all of the crime lords
because he wanted to unite them into one whole criminal organization (but the
truth really is that Long’s just wants to kill all the crime lords at the
meeting to eliminate his competition). Now we see Long sitting on a throne in a
boardroom with Mr. Arms (Long’s bodyguard) by his side. “So as you can see
gentlemen, if we join forces we can rule the world together…understand,” said
Long. “Why should we merge with you…we’re all business rivals here,” yelled
Mole while smoking a cigar. “Yah…why should we turn into a monopoly,” said
Raptor Claw. “Also…does anyone yes smell gas,” asked Ivan the Crusher.
“Gentlemen…surely we can…hold on gentlemen I have to use the restroom, excuse
me,” said Long. Long then began to slowly leave the boardroom and Long then lit
a match and threw it in the boardroom where the meeting of the crime lords was
being held. Now we go outside where Sith and Sikios were about to enter Long’s
hideout when they soon heard a loud explosion. “Dude,” cried Sikios. Did Long
survive the explosion? Of course he did and our heroes were about to meet their
match!
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