Saturday, February 1, 2014

Chapter 1 Free Preview: KWE 2008!


“Hello and welcome to the KWE, I’m Jack Sports and with me is my co-color commentator Dr. Wrestling, today’s matches are Kazam vs. Dean Deathlock and also our main event a Freddy Fear vs. Reaper in a hardcore match,” yelled Jack Sports. “I can’t believe this is the first KWE of 2008, and we are still rocking,” yelled Dr. Wrestling. Now we see Kazam walking down to the ring and BWK is by his side. Then Dean Deathlock started walking down to the ring. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Kazam started punching Dean Deathlock and then Kazam kicked Dean Deathlock in the gut. Then BWK started distracting the referee and then Kazam hit Dean Deathlock with a chair. Then Kazam pinned Dean Deathlock. “1, 2…,” yelled the referee. Then Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly walked out of the backstage area with a microphone in his hand. “Hold it, this isn’t a hardcore match, and since Kazam has BWK I picked Dean Deathlock’s partner-in-crime,” yelled Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. Then Mike Manly started running to the ring. Soon Mike Manly started punching and kicking Kazam. Soon BWK started fighting Mike Manly. Then from out of nowhere Fat Ass Sally started running down to the ring. Then Fat Ass Sally kicked Kazam in the nuts, and then Kazam fell to the ground. Then Dean Deathlock pinned Kazam. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the referee. Then Fat Ass Sally and Dean Deathlock started making-out. “Wow, what a crazy match for the new year, Dean Deathlock had help from two sources and now he’s making out with his girlfriend who helped him win the match,” yelled Jack Sports. “How come Fat Ass Sally is really thin but has a huge butt, I mean just her bottom makes her a part of the Super-heavyweight class,” yelled Dr. Wrestling. “Well, we have to take a quick break,” yelled Jack Sports. What will happen next? Nobody knows!

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