Friday, July 11, 2025

Lucha Pope (Second City Class Comedy Sketch)

EXT. VATICAN CITY-DAY 

A FEMALE REPORTER stands in the middle of a huge CROWD. 

FEMALE REPORTER 
Today a new pope has been chosen. And he’s from Mexico and...oh here he comes! 

LUCHA POPE (60s, buff, male, masked Mexican wrestler) enters with WRESTLING THEME MUSIC playing as he shows off his wrestling moves. The Female Reporter walks over to Lucha Pope and he steals the microphone away from her.

LUCHA POPE 
Hello my children! I’m Lucha Pope! I’m the first masked Mexican wrestler pope ever! I will take on all sinners! 

Lucha Pope hands the microphone back to the Female Reporter. 

FEMALE REPORTER 
Your holiness, before you became the pope. You were a priest who moonlit as a professional wrestler, right? 

LUCHA POPE 
No! I’m a luchador! No seriously, where are the sinners? I will kick their asses! 

Suddenly, RABBI GOLDBERG BILLOWIZ (50s, buff, male, rabbi, professional wrestler) rams into Lucha Pope. Rabbi Goldberg Billowiz and Lucha Pope begin to wrestle each other. The crowd cheers as the Female Reporter adjusts her headset. A MALE REFEREE runs in to break up Lucha Pope and Rabbi Goldberg Billowiz. 

FEMALE REPORTER 
Wait, it’s Lucha Pope’s rival, Rabbi Goldberg Billowiz. Oh thank the lord that the referee came to break up the fight. 

Lucha Pope and Rabbi Goldberg Billowiz shake hands and hug each other. 

LUCHA POPE 
My brother, we should not fight each other. What have we become? 

RABBI GOLDBERG BILLOWIZ 
I, Rabbi Goldberg Billowiz, formally say, that I am sorry and I welcome our new pope. Who’s with me?
 
Rabbi Goldberg Billowiz raises Lucha Pope’s hand and the crowd cheers. The Male Referee hands Lucha Pope a championship belt. The Female Reporter walks over to Lucha Pope and Rabbi Goldberg Billowiz. 

FEMALE REPORTER 
And it appears that Lucha Pope has been crowd the heavyweight champion of the world. What a day! What is next for you Lucha Pope? 

LUCHA POPE 
I’m hungry. Hey Rabbi Goldberg Billowiz, do you know where I can get a good sandwich around here?

RABBI GOLDBERG BILLOWIZ 
Do I, Lucha Pope. Let’s go to the deli! 

Lucha Pope and Rabbi Goldberg Billowiz high five each other and then walk away. The Female Reporter cries as she wipes away her tears. 

FEMALE REPORTER 
This is indeed a great day for Catholics, Jews, and wrestling fans around the world. So now...wait! It appears that Lucha Pope and Rabbi Goldberg Billowiz are at it again! Oh the humanity. 

RABBI GOLDBERG BILLOWIZ (O.S.) 
Screw the orphans! What have they ever done for me? 

LUCHA POPE (O.S.) 
No one messes with my orphans! 

FEMALE REPORTER 
Why can’t we all just get along? This is Katey Kate, reporting live from Vatican City for JKL News! 

END

Sunday, July 6, 2025

AGENTS OF FOOD: The Da Fred Flintstone Tribune Issue 1

 

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AGENTS OF FOOD: The Da People's Tribune Issue 1

 

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AGENTS OF FOOD: The Da Food Tribune Articles Part 2

 




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AGENTS OF FOOD: The Da Food Tribune Articles Part 1

 




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Wednesday, June 18, 2025

Comic Strip Carl's Comic Strip Review: The Mulligan's Zoo

Hello, I'm Comic Strip Carl and I review comic strips because no one else will! Today's review is The Mulligan's Zoo created by professional cartoonist and animator Mark Christiansen.

Since I like comic strips, since I love Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, and since I like zoos, Five Stars out of Five! If you haven't figured out yet by reading these reviewers, I'm more of a parody critic! Sorry to blow your mind there folks! But please, support the official release and keep reading newspaper comic strips!

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Comic Strip Carl's Comic Strip Reviews: The Grizzwells

Hello, my name is Comic Strip Carl and I review comic strips because no one else will! Does anyone really want me to review The Grizzwells? It's okay, you can admit to me that you're a fan of The Grizzwells, don't be shy. I know that there is a possible diehard Grizzwells fanbase out there, but I'm not a fan of The Grizzwells! One star of out of Five. Review over! Honestly, who has ever heard of The Grizzwells? I GUESS I HAVE!

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