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Action Figure Art By Bucky Talk 2023 Part 4

 

MR. PENCIL CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

Mr. Pencil origins are unknown…until now! Mr. Pencil was created by Professor Smith, The Shekys, and Mr. Raccoon as the ultimate creation tool and a device that can be used as a portal to other universes. Mr. Pencil escapes from his creators and hops from universe to universe until he can find a place that he can call home. Mr. Raccoon sends his henchmen Apple and Lettuce to capture and return Mr. Pencil to him before he can fall into the wrong hands. Sheky 1 orders Sheky 2, Sheky 3 and Sheky 4 to aide Apple and Lettuce as well. But Mr. Pencil already has fallen into the wrong hands as he runs away and joins the circus befriending The Evil Clowns. The Evil Clowns Happy, Sad, and their leader Evil have led Mr. Pencil to cause mischief and aid in their pranks which now span universes. The Evil Clowns slowly discover that by using Mr. Pencil that they can rewrite history in their favor. The Evil Clowns make themselves into billionaires and even rulers of twenty universes with the Mr. Pencil. But Mr. Pencil realizes that his friends’ true intentions and abandons The Evil Clowns. Mr. Pencil also makes everything right and restores the timelines of all the universes that he and The Evil Clowns altered to the original timelines. 

Meanwhile, the FunTime News Network newsvan has broken down in the middle of the forest. FunTime News Network anchormen Joe and Funclock try to repair their broken newsvan but can’t. “Damn it! We’re stuck in the middle of nowhere, with no food, no cellar signal, all because you believe two teenagers claim that Bigfoot was wrestling a donkey out here,” yelled Joe. Funclock started sobbing as Joe began to beat him up. Suddenly out of nowhere a poorly drawn Bigfoot and donkey appeared and started wrestling each other in front of Joe and Funclock to their amazement. “Wow, they weren’t lying. Quick, get the camera,” said Joe. But Mr. Pencil appeared and erased the poorly drawn Bigfoot and donkey before Funclock could film it. Joe became angry at Mr. Pencil and threw his microphone to the ground. “Who do you think you are?” yelled Joe. “I’m Mr. Pencil. And I want a job with your network,” said Mr. Pencil. Joe now interested his powers, hires Mr. Pencil on the spot. Mr. Pencil became an intern for the FunTime News Network, and he would literally create news stories for the network. Meanwhile at the laboratory, Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 waited for Apple, Lettuce, Sheky 2, Sheky 3, and Sheky 4 to return with Mr. Pencil. Sheky 3 entered the laboratory with something behind his back. “So, Sheky 3. Did you find Mr. Pencil?” asked Professor Smith. “No, but I found this,” said Sheky 3. Sheky 3 pulled out the lamp of Charlie the Genie and began to rub it. Sheky 3 awoken the angry Charlie the Genie from his lamp. “It’s 2 in the morning. What do you want?” cried Charlie the Genie. “I wish you can find Mr. Pencil for me. My friends and I struggled to find him,” said Sheky 3. “Turn the TV to channel four and will you learn the fate of Mr. Pencil. I’m going back to bed,” said Charlie the Genie. Charlie the Genie went back into his lamp as Professor Smith turned his TV on to channel four and watched Mr. Pencil being interviewed by Joe on the FunTime News Network. “Crap! Mr. Pencil wasn’t supposed to launch yet. He’s supposed to be released next year. Rub Charlie’s lamp again and order him to bring Mr. Pencil back to us,” said Mr. Raccoon. Sheky 1 slapped Sheky 3 and took the lamp away from him. Sheky 1 rubbed the lamp and an angry Charlie the Genie appeared. “That’s it! I warned you! Now I’m going to make you all disappear for good!” yelled Charlie the Genie. Charlie the Genie snaps his fingers and Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 disappear. Charlie the Genie goes back into his lamp as Sheky 3 emerges from the bathroom wondering where everybody went. “Where did everybody go?” asked Sheky 3. Apple, Lettuce, Sheky 2, and Sheky 4 entered carrying a tied and muzzled Mr. Pencil into the laboratory. “We found him and…hey, where did our bosses go?” asked Apple. “I don’t know. They were here before I went to the bathroom. I guess they disappeared,” said Sheky 3. “Well, now that our bosses are gone, I guess you’re free to go Mr. Pencil,” said Apple. Sheky 2 and Sheky 4 untied Mr. Pencil. Mr. Pencil began to draw poorly drawn knock offs of Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1. “No! Why are you doing this?” screamed Lettuce. “Because I hate all of you. And you got me fired from the FunTime News Network. Anyway, I’m off to be a God. Later mortals,” said Mr. Pencil. 

Mr. Pencil picks up the lamp of Charlie the Genie and draws a portal then exits through it. The poorly drawn knock offs of Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 start moaning in pain. “So, what now?” asks Sheky 2. “We get back to work, I guess. Mr. Raccoon, what do you want us to do now?” asks Apple. The poorly drawn Mr. Raccoon knock off takes a bite out of Apple and Apple screams insanely. “Oh shit, run,” cries Sheky 2. Sheky 2, Sheky 3, Sheky 4, and Lettuce flee the laboratory as the poorly drawn knock offs of Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 eat Apple. Meanwhile, in another universe, Mr. Pencil and Charlie the Genie sit beachside laughing together as they watch universes being destroyed. “Ha, foolish mortals,” said Charlie the Genie. “More hot wings and beer?” said Mr. Pencil. “Sure,” said Charlie the Genie. Mr. Pencil snaps his fingers and Evil Dino-Skeleton wearing a French maid’s outfit appears and hands them a tray of hot wings and beer. “This is weak. I’m a God too you know,” said Evil Dino-Skeleton. “Not in our universe though. Now get out of here,” said Mr. Pencil. “Yes sir,” said Evil Dino-Skeleton. Mr. Pencil and Charlie the Genie toasts their beer cans as the sun sets. Woody Dog and Steven Bucky Butler appear in the sky and look down at them. “Should we tell them that we’re actually the real Gods?” asked Woody Dog. “Nah. Let the mortals dream their little dreams. Come on Woody, I have another story I need to write,” said Steven Bucky Butler. 

THE END?

FARTIO: THE NEXT GENERATION

A new age has dawned in the Craptastic Kingdom. The son of Fartio and Princess Prune, Fartio Jr. is about to become the new king of the Craptastic Kingdom. The citizens of the Craptastic Kingdom celebrated the coronation of Fartio Jr. with pee parades and crappy souvenir stands selling loads of crap. But there were two people in the Craptastic Kingdom who weren’t happy about the coronation of Fartio Jr., the evil demonic foul smelling rival monarch, Fowser, and Fartio Jr. himself. The day before his coronation, Fartio Jr. rode his father’s stink bomb headed dinosaur Bomshi out of the Craptastic Kingdom and into the scary world of Cleveland, Ohio. After Fartio Jr. ran away, Fowser then led his army into the Craptastic Kingdom in a successful takeover attempt. Now Fartio and Princess Prune were about to be flushed down the Toilet of Lost Souls into the Forever Sewers by Fowser and only one person can save them, Fartio Jr., doesn’t really give a shit. Fartio Jr. now works alongside his uncle Peeligi in Cleveland, Ohio as a plumber’s aide and lives with his uncle and his ugly mole girlfriend Molella in a studio apartment. As the months go by, Fartio Jr. begins to miss his old life as a prince in the Craptastic Kingdom and the millions of dollars that came with it. 

Now with the help of his uncle Peeligi, his mole girlfriend Molella, and Bomshi, he travels down a toilet to the Craptastic Kingdom to reclaim his throne. But Fowser now rules the Craptastic Kingdom after successfully getting rid of Fartio and Princess Prune. Fartio Jr. confronts the evil Fowser and damages to challenge him for the throne. Fowser accepts Fartio Jr.’s challenge but with a catch. Fowser asks that his son Transfoom takes his place. Fartio Jr. and Transfoom face off in a mud wrestling match and the winner will be declared the new king of the Craptastic Kingdom. Sadly, Transfoom wins and Fowser remain in power. Until Molella digs up the lamp of Charlie the Genie and wishes that Fartio Jr. to be the king of the Craptastic Kingdom. Because Charlie the Genie’s magic is stronger than the challenge won by Transfoom, Fowser is no longer king and thus the rightful heir is now king of the Craptastic Kingdom. Fartio Jr. now king of the Craptastic Kingdom gains a magical scepter and crown which give him magical powers. Using his magical scepter, Fartio Jr. banishes Fowser and Transfoom to another dimension. Fartio Jr. also uses his magical scepter to unclog the Toilet of Lost Souls to free his parents from the Forever Sewers. After becoming king, Fartio Jr. marries his girlfriend Molella and she becomes the Queen of the Craptastic Kingdom. Fartio and Princess Prune retire to the Swamps of Swelling where Fartio now manages a hot dog stand and Princess Prune runs a shelter for wounded alligators. Peeligi continues to be a terrible plumber in Cleveland, Ohio with his two new plumber’s aides Bombshi and Charlie the Genie help him in his near bankrupt plumbing business. And Fowser and Transfoom are now chased forever by a 40-foot dancing dodo in a dimension that plays disco music nonstop. And so, Fartio Jr. and Molella ruled the Craptastic Kingdom for three weeks until a people’s uprising resulted in their brutal deaths and the Poop Peoples’ Republic being formed. And who rules the Poop Peoples’ Republic? Why Donald Trump of course! 

THE END!