Sunday, October 10, 2021

Big Beautiful Woman Haters (The Background Character Club: Episode Scenario)

This will be an entire side story episode about The Three Little Pigs named Stu, Harry and Paul with the whole episode being a parody/tribute to “The Three Stooges” comedy shorts with Stu, Harry and Paul behaving like the titular Three Stooges. The episode begins when The Three Little Pigs being framed for stealing cookies from a bakery. The Three Pigs claim that it was a one-armed fat lady who stole the cookies from the bakery, but the police don’t care. Now trying to escape the police for a crime they didn’t commit, along with finding the real criminal, The Three Little Pigs must not only deal with being fugitives, but their own idiocy. 


After many slapstick hijinks and even The Three Little Pigs taking various odd jobs such as boxers, plumbers, and musicians, which gets them in more trouble while on the run from the law. They are finally cleared of all charges against them as the one-armed fat lady is captured and confuses to the crime. It is revealed that the one-armed fat lady is really the Greek god, Hera. Hera is Zeus’s ex-wife and after their divorce, she has packed on the pounds and lost her arm in a freak mauling accident. Now that they are no longer fugitives, Zeus throws a party for The Three Little Pigs and thanks them for stopping his ex-wife Hera. Only for the party to go south when the DJ plays a remix of the song “Pop Goes the Weasel” which makes Paul snap and go into a violent fugue state. 


Paul starts attacking party guests as Stu and Harry try to calm Paul down before he can do anymore damage to the party goers. Paul eventually calms down and snaps back to his normal mindset when he smells a cheese deep-dish pizza. Due to the damage Paul had caused at the party, along with Stu and Harry defending their brother, Zeus kicks them out of his mansion and bans them from Booktopia. Stu, Harry, and Paul after being banished by Zeus, become hobos, and ride the rails not knowing anything to do with their lives instead. 


But before the episode ends, we learn that Hera is bailed out by Vladimir Lenin who is now working with Loki. Vladimir Lenin introduces himself to Hera with him saying that he, Loki, and Hades are working on an evil mission and need her help. Hera accepts when she learns that this evil mission will help take down her ex-husband Zeus. Now Loki, Hades, Hera, and Vladimir Lenin leave the police station together with only one goal, cancel “The Background Character Club” reality TV show. 

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