A DAY AT THE COMIC BOOK SHOP WITH ANNOYING GIRL

It was a slow day at Jeff’s Comic Shop as its owner Jeff slept behind the counter when Annoying Girl and The Shekys entered the store. “Comics, hooray!” screamed Annoying Girl. Annoying Girl’s scream woke Jeff up. “What, who, where? Welcome to Jeff’s Comic Shop. How can I help you today?” asked Jeff. “Comics, hooray,” cheered Annoying Girl. “Yes, you already said that but…hey you four, what on Earth are you doing to my comic books?” cried Jeff. The Shekys were making collage art using the pages of comic books they haven’t paid for. “You have to pay for all this. That’ll be…,” yelled Jeff. “One fine piece of art,” said Sheky 3. Sheky 3 hands Jeff a collage art piece he made and then Sheky 3 starts to make another one. “Just put it on our tab, Jeff me boy,” said Sheky 1. Jeff was fuming only to spot that Annoying Girl was destroying valuable collectables. “You, young lady, stop destroying my collectables,” cried Jeff. “I’m not destroying your collectables, I’m just bowling,” said Annoying Girl. “You’re what!” shouted Jeff. Annoying Girl stacked five priceless superhero statues to use as bowling pins as she pulled out a bowling ball and threw it at the priceless superhero statues. “I got a strike,” said Annoying Girl. “All of you, get out of my comic bookstore,” yelled Jeff. “Comic bookstore? I thought this was a bowling alley. My mistake,” said Annoying Girl. Annoying Girl left the comic bookstore as The Shekys slowly did the same. “We thought this was an art class. Sorry for the misunderstanding big fella. Come on boys, let’s go to the arcade,” said Sheky 1. 

Everyone left and Jeff was alone again. Jeff picked up a broom and began to clean up his store. Suddenly Spotty opened the door of the comic bookstore and Jeff turned around to see him. “Knock, knock. Are you guys open because I could use some comics and…oh wow, this place is a shit hole. Never mind,” said Spotty. Spotty then slammed the door and Jeff angrily broke his broom and closed his shop. “Next stop, Burger King,” screamed Jeff. Jeff slammed the door as he left and then the whole comic bookstore building collapsed. Spotty stood outside the wreckage of the comic bookstore and got down onto his knees. “Damn you, damn you, you blew it up! Damn you all to Krypton,” shouted Spotty. 

THE END!