Wrestlers Playing with a Ouija board (KWE/BWC Comedy Sketches)

INT-LOCKER ROOM-DAY

The ROLE-PLAYING KID, a nerdy young man wearing a wizard’s costume, ALEX NORMAN, a nerdy young man wearing wrestling tights, and JACK CUTTING, a nerdy young man with scars all over his body, are playing with an Ouija board in the locker room. Jack Cutting is also eating a sandwich.

THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
This is lame you guys, nothing will happen.

ALEX
Quiet Role-Playing Kid! Spirits talk to us!

THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
Can’t we just play some D&D instead?

ALEX
Now Role-Playing Kid you said you would play a different game with us for once, besides we have a 3-man tag team match in about 20 minutes so we don’t have time for a D&D campaign right now anyway.

THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
But Alex!

ALEX
Quiet!

Suddenly the locker room begins to shake and the room goes dark. When the lights come back on REAPER, a tall creepy strong young man wearing a black hooded robe, appears and points his finger directly at Alex Norman. The Role-Playing Kid and Jack Cutting are shaking with fear as Reaper begins to laugh evilly. Alex doesn’t appear scared.

ALEX
What are you doing here Reaper?

REAPER
Alex Norman, Jack Cutting and The Role-Playing Kid! You summoned me with your Ouija board and now I am yours to command.

ALEX
Wait what?

JACK
So we’re your masters now?

REAPER
Yes, but for one night only!

The Ouija board starts moving on it’s own as Alex Norman, Jack Cutting and The Role-Playing Kid look terrified while Reaper continues to laugh evilly.

JACK
Dudes, the Ouija board is trying to tell us something.

ALEX
Shut up Jack, I’m trying to see what the Ouija board says. It’s saying...E...A...T...

THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
A...T....

JACK
J....O...E...S...

ALEX
Did the Ouija board just tell us to Eat at Joe’s?

JACK
I’m more of a Burger King man myself plus I just ate my sandwich so...

THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
Guys! Aren’t we forgetting something? Like the guy in black that’ll do whatever we say?

REAPER
Sorry but I no longer work for you.

THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
What the hell do you mean Reaper?

REAPER
I must go to my new master, Sally Winkons, 8 years old, currently having a slumber party with her friends, they summon me. Good night mortals.

Reaper slowly walks out of the room as The Role-Playing Kid starts messing with the Ouija board. Alex and Jack get up to stretch.

ALEX
Hey Jack, Role-Playing Kid, do you guys want to play MouseTrap?

JACK
Hell yeah, I’m down for some MouseTrap.

THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
But don’t you guys want to get Reaper back in our control? He could help us in our match tonight?

ALEX
MouseTrap?

JACK
MouseTrap!

Alex and Jack exit the scene shouting MouseTrap as they exit while The Role-Playing Kid keeps messing with the Ouija board. Suddenly FREDDY FEAR, a male wearing overalls and a monster mask, enters the locker room while The Role-Playing Kid shakes in fear.

THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
Freddy Fear? Are you under my control now?

FREDDY
No dude, I just wanted in on that MouseTrap game!

END