Talking Wind vs. The Werewolf King

The Red Brothers (Mike Red and Rick Red) were waiting for a fellow monster hunter, a Native American man named Talking Wind, in a dark forest. “Where the Hell is this Indian monster hunter anyway Rick?” shouted Mike Red. “He’ll be here Mike. Hopefully he’ll use his powers to help us find some monsters,” said Rick Red. “Wait, this guy has superpowers?” asks Mike Red. “Legend has it that this Native American monster hunter was fired from a casino because he stole money from them. After that he became a wanderer until he stumbled into a cave where the wind spirts gave him amazing powers. Now he works as a protector of his people and for the right price, other people,” said Rick Red. “So, we’re the other people, as in the white man. How much did it cost to hire this guy again?” asks Mike Red. “Shockingly, fairly cheap. $50 and a sandwich was all he wanted,” said Rick Red. “That’s a little bit better than the last guy we hired for a hunt. He wanted $55 and a hamburger,” said Mike Red. “Oh crap, Mike, look over there,” yelled Rick Red. Rick Red points to the Maxmobile driving towards through the woods. Mike Red pulls out his rifle and aims in at the Maxmobile. 

Before Mike Red shoots the Maxmobile, Talking Wind jumps out in front of him and knocks the rifle out of Mike’s hands. The rifle falls to the ground and Talking Wind grabs the rifle off the ground. Talking Wind aims the rifle at Mike Red. “Who are you?” asks Talking Wind. “My name is Mike Red. And I believe you are Talking Wind?” asks Mike Red. “You would be correct. You hired me to help you find a werewolf?” asks Talking Wind. “Pretty much, now let’s go. Our competition just arrived,” said Mike Red. “Payment first, then we’ll hunt the werewolf,” said Talking Wind. Mike Red snaps his fingers and Rick Red brings over a brown paper bag. Rick Red hands Talking Wind the paper bag. Talking Wind counts the money and then takes a bite of the sandwich that was inside the bag. Talking Wind spits out the sandwich. “This is a ham sandwich. I wanted a turkey sandwich,” cried Talking Wind. “Look, 24-Hour Fast Mart was out of turkey sandwiches. You still have the $50,” said Rick Red. “Fine, let’s go. I sense the werewolf is near and fast approaching us,” said Talking Wind. “Wow, his Native American senses do work,” said Rick Red. “Actually, look behind you,” said Talking Wind. Rick and Mike Red turn around to see The Werewolf King charging at them. Rick and Mike Red scream and rush to their van. Rick and Mike Red speed away in their van as Talking Wind wrestles The Werewolf King. 

While Talking Wind wrestles The Werewolf King, the Maxmobile pulls up and parks behind them. Max Storm, The Skull Slasher, and Kim Shotwer exit the Maxmobile and come to the rescue of Talking Wind. Talking Wind pins The Werewolf King to the ground. Max Storm and The Skull Slasher pull out their rifles and shoot The Werewolf King with silver bullets. After being shot by the silver bullets, The Werewolf King slowly transforms back into a human. Kim Shotwer sprinkles some holy water on him while Max Storm and The Skull Slasher helped Talking Wind get up off the ground. “Are you alright?” asked Max Storm. “I am. Luckily, I wasn’t bitten by The Werewolf King which means I won’t have the werewolf’s curse. I take it you three are the real monster hunters around here?” asked Talking Wind. “My name is Max Storm. And these are my allies The Skull Slasher and Kim Shotwer. We saw you near The Red Brothers campsite. It’s best you just avoid them, they’re pretty useless,” said Max Storm. “Oh, you’re those fugitives I’ve heard about. I sense that you and the girl have good energy. But the skull guy, he’s pure darkness,” said Talking Wind. “That’s The Skull Slasher. Not skull guy,” said The Skull Slasher. “So, what now?” asks Kim Shotwer. “Well, I’m hungry. Do you guys want to eat?” asks Max Storm. “I know of a really good diner not that far from here. I know the owner, so we’ll be safe from the law,” said Talking Wind. “Sure, that sounds lovely. Come with us, um, what was your name again?” asked Max Storm. “My name is Talking Wind. But you can call me friend,” said Talking Wind. The four monster hunters share a good laugh and then they drive away together in the Maxmoblie off to a 24-hour diner for some grub. 

Meanwhile, back in the dark forest, the now human Werewolf King wakes up and wanders around. “Where am I?" said The Werewolf King. Then The Red Bros. van drives up in front of the now human Werewolf King. Mike and Rick Red emerge out of the van and help the frail now human Werewolf King into their van. “Who are you two?” asks The Werewolf King. “We’re The Red Brothers. My brother Rick and I are going to take you to a hospital,” said Mike Red. “I thought we were going to take him to a government lab for study,” said Rick Red. “What was that?” asked The Werewolf King. “Oh, just ignore my brother there. We’re taking you to the hospital. Look at yourself. You’re bleeding badly,” said Mike Red. “Okay, I guess it’s good I see a doctor. I don’t even know how I got here in the first place,” said The Werewolf King. “Now I’m going to give you a little something for your pain,” said Mike Red. Then Mike Red ejects the now human Werewolf King in the back with a tranquillizer, and he passes out. Mike and Rick Red then load him up in their van. “Alright, let’s get this guy to the government lab,” said Rick Red. “The Werewolf King ain’t going to any government lab. I found a group who were going to pay us top dollar for him,” said Mike Red. “Who wants The Werewolf King?” asks Rick Red. “This group called The Red Crickets, and their leader Long, will pay us $5 million for The Werewolf King,” said Mike Red. “Wow, $5 million. No fooling?” said Rick Red. “No fooling. We have a long drive tonight. The drop off spot is at the Yogalton Hotel in Action City,” said Mike Red. “Action City! But that’s an 18-hour drive from here,” said Rick Red. “Do you want the $5 million or not?” asks Mike Red. “Fine. This better be worth it,” said Rick Red. The Red Brothers drive off with The Werewolf King in the back of their van. Little did they know is that Red Crickets soldiers are spying on them. As the moon shines in the night sky, The Red Brothers drive away not knowing what they’ve gotten themselves into and that The Werewolf King isn’t truly cured of his curse quite yet. 

THE END?