WALLY GATOR LIVE ACTION TRAILER SKETCH (iO Theater Class Project)

EXT. ZOO-DAY 

WALLY GATOR enters smoking a cigar and holding a gun. 

ANNOUNCER (V.O.) 

Coming this summer. In a world where Disney live action remakes are the norm and DreamWorks live action remakes are coming, why can’t Hanna-Barbera get in the game? They’ll do it with, Wally Gator in live action. 

WALLY GATOR 

I’m back bitches! 

MR. TWIDDLE walks out and waves his finger at Wally Gator. 

ANNOUNCER (V.O.) 

Starring Danny DeVito as Mr. Twiddle. And Tracy Morgan as Wally Gator. 

MR. TWIDDLE 

Put the gun down Wally and get back in your cage. 

Wally Gator shoots Mr. Twiddle in the arm. 

WALLY GATOR 

How about no Mr. Twiddle. And you be thankful that I didn’t shoot you in the junk. 

Wally Gator chases Mr. Twiddle around in a circle. 

ANNOUNCER (V.O.) 

The New York Times says, really, they made a live action Wally Gator. The Chicago Tribune says, oh that’s based on that cartoon that airs on MeTV Toons at three in the morning. IGN claims, oh God, if they made this, they are going to make a live action Shrek for sure. And Rotten Tomatoes says, holy shit, someone actually listens to our reviews. 

Wally Gator corners Mr. Twiddle. 

MR. TWIDDLE 

Why Wally? Why are you doing this. This isn’t like you. 

Wally Gator aims his gun at Mr. Twiddle’s head. 

WALLY GATOR 

Because this movie is directed by Michael Bay. So it’s nothing but guns and boobies. Isn’t that right, Megan Fox. 

Megan Fox walks out holding a beer. 

MEGAN FOX 

That’s right, Wally. 

WALLY GATOR 

Damn right, I’m right, Megan. Now bring me that beer, bitch. 

ANNOUNCER (V.O.) 

Live action Wally Gator! Coming soon to a theater near you alongside more live action remakes of cartoon classics that nobody really asked for. But original ideas are scary! 

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