Sunday, December 11, 2022

THE ORIGINAL SUPER DUDES REUNITE!

In Action City at Super Dudes headquarters, Super Dude and Young One were hanging out during a lazy Sunday. Super Dude was reading a book while Young One playing a video game on video game console until the emergency alarm went off and they stopped what they were doing. “Sounds like the city is in trouble Young One,” said Super Dude. “Let’s go Super Dude,” yelled Young One. Super Dude and Young One flew out of their headquarters and rushed to see what was going on. It turns out that Evil Pig was destroying Action City again. Super Dude and Young One started to battle Evil Pig and easily defeated the giant monster. “Strange how easy it was to defeat Evil Pig,” said Young One. “Indeed, and something seems off about Action City,” said Super Dude. Just then, Super Spotty and Super Stork flew by our heroes. “Did you see that?” asked Young One. “I did, let’s go Young One,” said Super Dude. Super Dude and Young One followed Super Spotty and Super Stork to a nearby bank. Exiting the bank was Professor Smith piloting a huge mecha suit while carrying huge sacks of money. Super Spotty and Super Stork landed and started to battle Professor Smith. Super Dude and Young One watched the battle from a far. “Should we help them? Also is that Professor Smith piloting that mecha suit? And I thought he was an ally of Super Stork,” said Young One. “Hmmm, let me check something really quick,” said Super Dude. 

Super Dude flew away and rushed over to a newsstand. Super Dude purchased a newspaper at the newsstand and flew back over to the battle between Super Spotty and Super Stork vs. Professor Smith. Super Dude handed Young One the newspaper and pointed to the date. The date on the newspaper read 5/4/2002 and Young One was confused. “What, why? Why are you showing me this?” asked Young One. “We traveled through time, Young One. We’re in the year 2002. Let’s go back to the base, to do some calculations,” said Super Dude. Super Spotty and Super Stork defeated Professor Smith and destroyed his mecha suit in the process. The police arrived onto the scene and arrested Professor Smith while Super Spotty and Super Stork began to fly back to Super Dudes headquarters. “Hopefully we won’t have to face off against him for a while,” said Super Stork. “I should probably contact headquarters to tell them that we’re about to arrive,” said Super Spotty. 

Meanwhile at a control desk sat Cool Fox who was typing on a computer when the phone at his control desk rang. Cool Fox picked it up and began talking to Super Spotty over the phone. Elsewhere at Super Dude headquarters Super Dude and Young One had arrived there before Super Spotty and Super Stork. “This doesn’t feel like our headquarters, Super Dude,” said Young One. “It’s because we are in the past, Young One. You were only 7 years old then and I was…oh lord,” said Super Dude. “What, so we weren’t crime fighters yet, so what,” said Young One. “You don’t understand, before I became a superhero and a successful scientist, I was a janitor for the…,” said Super Dude. Suddenly Super Dude and Young One heard whistling down the hall as a skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) was mopping by. Super Dude and Young One hid from the nerdy janitor as Young One slowly began to giggle. “Oh man, I forgot what a dork you used to be,” laughed Young One. “Takes one, to know one, nephew,” said Super Dude. “Oh yeah, I used to be a skinny nerd before I became a cool buff superhero too. Now what?” asked Young One. Super Stork and Super Spotty arrived as other Super Dude team members High Tech Nick, Super Steven and Super Holly came to greet them. “Welcome back you two. Now what’s this meeting about?” asked High Tech Nick. “Well, since crime is becoming more rampant in Action City, we thought it was time to recruit new members to the team,” said Super Spotty. “So, are we going to find new members or what?” asked Super Steven. “Well, more like create. Follow me,” said Super Stork. Cool Fox started to press a few buttons on his control desk when suddenly a cloning tube slowly began to elevate from the ground. Inside the cloning tube was Color Man. “Members, meet Color Man. A special kind of new member,” said Super Stork. “Wow, how did you create Color Man? And whose DNA did you clone him from?” asked Super Holly. “Color Man’s DNA came from a fallen soldier, and we combined his DNA a strange recently discovered mineral called Rainbow Rock,” said Super Stork. “So, what kinds of superpowers will Color Man have?” asked High Tech Nick. “We don’t know yet. We’ll just have to wait and see,” said Super Spotty. “In the meantime, we have a trainee member so let’s welcome to the team Fit Motivated Karate Teacher,” said Super Spotty. Then Fit Motivated Karate Teacher entered and began introducing himself to other members. In the distance, Super Dude and Young One watched as the Super Dude members of the past observed Color Man inside his clone tube. Young One grabbed Super Dude and slammed him against the wall. “Are you telling me that we created one of our greatest foes?” yelled Young One. “Look, we did create Color Man. And he was a Super Dudes member for a while before he went rouge,” said Super Dude. “And are you also telling me that at one point Fat Lazy Karate Teacher wasn’t fat or lazy? And on top he used to be that handsome and buff?” asked Young One. “Pretty much. He began to let himself go around when he discovered microwavable pizzas,” said Super Dude. “Who are you people,” cried a mysterious voice. Young One and Super Dude turned around to see the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) staring at them. “Oh shit,” said Super Dude. “Hey guys, two intruders have invaded Super Dudes headquarters,” yelled the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude). 

Super Dude and Young One began arguing with the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) which got the attention of the other Super Dude members. Young One grabbed the skinny nerdy janitor and lifted him up in the air then threw him into a wall. Super Spotty rushed in and tackled Young One to the ground. “Who are you and who are you working for?” cried Super Spotty. “Look, we’re not your enemies here. It’s very simple, we’re from the future,” said Young One. “What do you mean you’re from the future and why we? Do you have a partner or something?” asked Super Spotty. “Yes, and I could really use his help right now,” cried Young One. But when Young One escaped Super Spotty’s grip, Super Dude was beginning to fade away. “What’s going on Super Dude?” asked Young One. Super Dude pointed to his past weaker janitor self and Young One had injured him. “Oh man, what have I done,” cried Young One. “Yes, my plan worked perfectly,” yelled a mysterious voice. Then Evil Dino-Skeleton made a grand entrance into Super Dudes headquarters. “This is my time to defeat the Super Dudes once and for all!” yelled Evil Dino-Skeleton. “Who are you? What are you?” asked Young One. Evil Dino-Skeleton started laughing and pointed at Young One. Young One looked at his hands and they were much skinner. “How do you think you and your uncle really traveled back in time? It was I that sent you back in time to prevent both of you from ever getting your superpowers. It appears that is the case, I succeed. Because goodbye hero and hello wimp,” laughed Evil Dino-Skeleton. “You won’t get away with this Evil…” cried Young One. But when Young One was talking his voice began to change. “Now, you still have time to save your uncle. But not much. Here’s my final wager, if you save your uncle in under 45 seconds, I will send you back to the future with everything intact. But if you lose, you’re my slave forever,” said Evil Dino-Skeleton. Young One rushed down to aid the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) and stared at Evil Dino-Skeleton. “You’re on,” yelled Young One. Young One picked up the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) and flew right out of Super Dudes headquarters. Young One rushed to the hospital while the past Super Dude members battle Evil Dino-Skeleton. Young One flew as fast as he could as the seconds rolled down the clock. Young One had three seconds left and before it was too late, Young One made it to the hospital. Young One admitted the injured skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) to the hospital. Young One stared at the skinny nerdy janitor as he slowly began to fade away. “Thank you, mysterious stranger. You’re a hero,” said the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude). “I learned from the best. Goodbye uncle,” said Young One. Young One faded away as the injured skinny nerdy janitor was being carried in on a stretcher. 

After Young One faded away he suddenly awoke inside Super Dudes headquarters where he was before he left. Young One set down his video game control and walked over to Super Dude who was reading his book. Super Dude lowered his book and looked confused. “Is everything alright Young One?” asked Super Dude. “Hey uncle, what year is it?” asked Young One. “The year is 2022. Why do you ask?” asked Super Dude. Young One then embraced Super Dude and started to cry tears of joy. Young One let go of Super Dude as Super Dude still was very confused. “Everything alright?” asked Super Dude. “Yes, it is,” said Young One. The doorbell rang and Super Dude got up from his chair to answer the door. “Who’s at the door?” asked Young One. “Some old friends,” said Super Dude. Suddenly Super Spotty, Super Stork, Super Steven, Super Holly, Cool Fox, and High Tech Nick entered the Super Dudes headquarters. “We had a lot of catching up to do, so I’ll thought it would be fun to throw a party,” said Super Dude. Super Dude pressed a button on the wall and suddenly party decorations and party snacks appeared all around Super Dudes headquarters. “Oh yeah, let’s party,” yelled Super Spotty. As the party began and before Young One could join in, Super Dude took him aside and gave him a hug. “You did learn from the best kid. Thanks for saving my life way back there,” said Super Dude. “Wait you mean…oh to heck with that, let’s party,” said Young One. “Did someone say party?” yelled a mysterious voice. Super Dude and Young One turned around and saw Fat Lazy Karate Teacher holding a bottle of whiskey and wearing a party hat. “Still can’t believe how fit he was back in the day. What a shame,” said Young One. And so, the Super Dudes team members past and present partied on until the night. 

THE END!

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