INT. LIVING ROOM-NIGHT
HILLBILLY JOY, an obese hillbilly young woman dressed in hillbilly attire and wearing a trucker cap, SUPER JUDY, a thin young woman dressed like a superhero, FAT ASS SALLY, a thin young woman with a huge butt wearing short shorts and crop top, and ANNA YOUNG, a thin young woman dressed in a swimsuit holding a surf board, are having a pillow fight.
Hillbilly Joy has a piece of pizza in her mouth while hitting Super Judy with a pillow. Fat Ass Sally and Anna Young are hitting each other with pillows.
KAZAM, a buff young man wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap, and DEAN DEATHLOCK, a buff young man with brown hair covered in tattoos wearing wrestling tights, are watching the girls have a pillow fight outside through the living room window.
KAZAM
Dean, this is awesome.
DEAN
Shut up Kazam! They might hear us.
The girls stop having a pillow fight and sit together in a circle as Kazam and Dean continue to watch from outside the living room window.
SALLY
Okay girls, time to play truth or dare.
ANNA
No Sally, I don’t want to play truth or dare.
SUPER JUDY
Why Anna, is it because you’re chicken?
ANNA
I’m not chicken Super Judy?
JOY
Yum, chicken.
SALLY
Shut up Hillbilly Joy. Now Anna, truth or dare?
ANNA
Um, dare.
SALLY
Kiss Hillbilly Joy’s smelly feet.
ANNA
What.
SUPER JUDY
Oh man, you have to do it Anna, this is truth or dare.
ANNA
Alright fine.
Anna kisses Hillbilly Joy’s foot and after kissing Hillbilly Joy’s foot she barfs.
SALLY
Alright Super Judy, truth or dare?
SUPER JUDY
Dare.
SALLY
Eat Anna’s puke.
SUPER JUDY
Rats.
Super Judy picks up some of Anna’s barf and eats it only for her to start vomiting. Fat Ass Sally and Hillbilly Joy start to laugh.
Kazam and Dean meanwhile look on in horror at the events they are seeing. Super Judy stops vomiting and we hear the ding of a microwave in the background.
JOY
Popcorn’s done. I’ll go get it.
Hillbilly Joy exits the scene to go get the popcorn while Anna and Super Judy look pissed.
ANNA
How can you eat at a time like this?
SUPER JUDY
I’m done playing truth or dare. It’s not fun anymore.
ANNA
I have to go to the bathroom and brush my teeth.
SUPER JUDY
Same here. Then I probably need to take an antibiotic so I don’t get sick because I seriously ate someone else’s vomit. God I’m such an idiot.
Anna and Super Judy exit the scene and Fat Ass Sally is alone in the living room and she lets out a big fart. Kazam and Dean smell the fart through a crack in the window and they both pass out.
Hillbilly Joy reenters the room with an empty bowl while itching her belly.
SALLY
Where’s the popcorn?
JOY
I ate it on the way here.
Hillbilly Joy burps and Fat Ass Sally passes out after smelling Hillbilly Joy’s burp.
JOY
I win!
END
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