“Blackout 1”
A mutt is walking down a
street and sees a pretty girly poodle.
MUTT
HEY BEAUTIFUL! YOU AND ME
SHOULD HOOK UP SOME TIME!
POODLE
I’M A GUY YOU DUMBASS! MY
NAME IS TONY FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!
(Blackout.)
“Blackout 2”
Two old men are playing
chess.
OLD MAN #1
YOUR MOVE!
OLD MAN #2
YAHTZEE!
OLD MAN #!
KING ME!
OLD MAN #2
YOU SUNK MY
BATTLE SHIP!
OLD MAN #1
DO NOT PASS
GO! DO NOT COLLECT $300!
OLD MAN #2
BINGO!
OLD MAN #1
CHECKMATE!
OLD MAN #2
(YELLING & CRYING)
WE DON’T
KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS!
(Blackout.)
“Blackout 3”
A mouse has
just pulled a thorn out of a lion’s paw.
LION
Thanks for
pulling that thorn out of my paw little mouse!
MOUSE
EVERYBODY
GETS ONE!
(Blackout.)
“Blackout 4”
Three
cavemen are under an apple tree and one caveman has an apple in his hands.
CAVEMAN #1
Okay, eat
it!
CAVEMAN #2
Me might
die if me eat red thingy!
CAVEMAN #3
Just eat
it! You die, we live, you live we all live! UGH!
CAVEMAN #2
Why me have
to eat it, ugh!
CAVEMAN #1
Because you
Mikey of tribe and Mikey will eat anything!
(Blackout.)
“Blackout 5”
An old
woman is on her computer.
OLD WOMAN
BILLY! MY
COMPUTER’S BROKEN!
Billy walks
in and looks at the computer!
OLD WOMAN
What’s
wrong with it Billy?
BILLY
Well
Grandma, you haven’t turned it on yet and my name is Jack by the way! I just
turned it on and it works fine now! BYE GRANDMA!
The old
woman just stares at her computer screen.
OLD WOMAN
BILLY!
WHERE’S GOOGLE?
JACK (BILLY)
(OFFSTAGE)
FUCK!
(Blackout.)
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