DR. SLAMIN SALMON’S DAY OFF

Flea-Boy the Clown was sitting in his office when Dr. Slamin Salmon entered. “Evening, Mr. Clown,” said Dr. Slamin Salmon. “Are you being sued again?” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “No sir. I just wanted to ask if I can get some time off,” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. “You’re in good luck. Because you’re fired!” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “Does that mean I get some time off sir?” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. “Yes, and it’s not time off, you’re now unemployed and…,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Dr. Slamin Salmon rushed over and shook Flea-Boy the Clown’s hand. “Oh, thank you sir, you don’t realize how happy this makes me feel,” said Dr. Slamin Salmon. “You’re happy to be fired? Okay, whatever floats your boat,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Dr. Slamin Salmon then bolted out of Flea-Boy the Clown’s office. Flea-Boy the Clown sighed and went back to reviewing paperwork. Later at Dr. Slamin Salmon’s house, Dr. Slamin Salmon was cooking in his kitchen when the doorbell rang. “Oh boy, who could that be on my day off?” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. Dr. Slamin Salmon went to answer his door and it was Salesman Spotty. “Hello, my name is Spotty. Would you like to buy a state of the line toaster for the low price of $50?” asked Spotty. “I would love a toaster, funny talking dog friend. Here’s my credit card,” said Dr. Slamin Salmon. Dr. Slamin Salmon handed Spotty his credit card and Spotty swiped it. “Sir, your credit card was declined. Do you have another credit card or…,” said Spotty. Dr. Slamin Salmon ignored Spotty and grabbed the toaster from Spotty then slammed the door. Dr. Slamin Salmon began to play with his new toaster when the doorbell rang again. “Oh boy, it’s pizza time,” cried Dr. Slamin Salmon. Dr. Slamin Salmon opened his door and Pip Puffin was the pizza delivery bird. “Here’s a large cheese and gumball pizza for…Dr. Slamin Salmon, how are you doing? Were you laid off too?” asked Pip Puffin. “Thank old co-worker friend for humble gift of pizza. What do you mean laid off?” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. “Didn’t you hear the new? Silly Squad INC. laid off 20,000 employees and I was one of them. Now are you going to pay for this pizza or not?” asked Pip Puffin. Dr. Slamin Salmon handed Pip Puffin his credit card and it was declined again. “Dr. Slamin Salmon, you’re going pay me one way or another. Plus, this is a company credit card and you’re using it for personal….,” said Pip Puffin. Dr. Slamin Salmon grabbed the pizza out of Pip Puffin’s wings and slammed the door. Pip Puffin started angrily knocking at Dr. Slamin Salmon’s door. Pip felt a tap on his shoulder, and it was Spotty who was standing behind him. “That guy didn’t pay you either, huh?” asked Spotty. Before Pip Puffin could answer loud footsteps are heard in the distance which scared Spotty and Pip Puffin. Those loud footsteps were coming from the monster Transfoom. 

Once Spotty and Pip Puffin spotted Transfoom approaching Dr. Slamin Salmon’s house, they fled. Transfoom busted through Dr. Slamin Salmon’s door and broke into his house. Dr. Slamin Salmon was eating pizza and toast when Transfoom entered his kitchen. “You!” shouted Transfoom. “Oh, hello Transfoom, how are you feeling today?” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. “Lying bastard. You’re not a doctor. Through my research I discovered you haven’t even graduated medical school. You owe me my medications or else,” yelled Transfoom. “Or else what?” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. “I’ll sue you for malpractice,” said Transfoom. “Please, I can’t afford another lawsuit. Take anything I owe worth of value for you to repay my debt to you,” pleaded Dr. Slamin Salmon. “I’m taking your house,” said Transfoom. “Done,” said Dr. Slamin Salmon. Dr. Slamin Salmon handed Transfoom the deed to his house. Transfoom put the deed to Dr. Slamin Salmon’s house in his back pocket. Transfoom with celebrate this victory with a house party. Dr. Slamin Salmon was now homeless and slept on a bus stop bench. After Dr. Slamin Salmon used up all his time off, he then headed back to work at Silly Squad INC. headquarters. Dr. Slamin Salmon visited Flea-Boy the Clown again in his office. “Hello, Mr. Clown sir, I wish to resume my duties as staff doctor,” said Dr. Slamin Salmon. “What part of fired don’t you understand, get out of my…eh, you know what, I actually have another position within the company that I think will suit you best,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Now Dr. Slamin Salmon, who just goes by the name Slamin Salmon, is the new cafeteria chef at the Silly Squad headquarters cafeteria. Slamin Salmon is happier than he’s ever been. He even has a new low-income home. As for the people Slamin Salmon owes money to like Spotty and Pip Puffin, they never got their money back in the end. And Transfoom’s house party never ended either. 

THE END!