“Hello, ever wonder where the Spanish
characters created by Steven J. Butler, Jr. are today, well…we will soon find
out…I’m the host of another reunion show and now let’s hit the road and cross
the broader,” said Spotty. Our first stop is in at a wrestling arena in Mexico
where we will see former KWE/BWC wrestlers signing autographs and T-shirts for
$20. These wrestlers include Mysterio, Lucha King Jr., San Luis Potosí, Crazy, Gorilla #2, and Lucha
King. “So from what you’re telling me is that all of you are broke and need
extra money…why don’t you all wrestle for money,” asked Spotty. “We were all
fired,” yelled Mysterio, Lucha King Jr., San Luis Potosí, Crazy,
Gorilla #2, and Lucha King at the same time. “For what,” asked Spotty. “We sold
unlicensed KWE/BWC merchandise to fans,” said Lucha King. “Okay…Gorilla #2 I
didn’t know you were Spanish,” said Spotty. “Nobody even knows who I am,” said
Gorilla #2. “I thought you couldn’t talk,” said Spotty. “Whatever dog…when do
we get paid…,” asked Gorilla #2. “Okay…moving on,” said Spotty. Now we go to El
Killo and Hector who run a used car dealership. “First you guys were enemies
now you work together…what happened,” asked Spotty. “Ever since the Magic Wars
ended we needed to make some extra money so we took out a loan and opened up
this dealership,” said El Killo. “Plus my wife just divorced me and the timing
was right, so…how would you like a used car at 50% off,” asked Hector. “No
thanks…moving on,” said Spotty. Now we go to Termite, Otto the Ostrich, Diablo
the Phoenix, and Turtle Man who are now working at a Mexican restaurant. “So,
you all went from storybook characters to waiters…how did it come to this,”
asked Spotty. “Since my insurance company went bankrupt I needed money so I
called my old friends and we opened a Mexican restaurant,” said Termite. “Also
again…Otto and Turtle Man, you’re Spanish,” asked Spotty. “My mother was
Spanish,” said Otto the Ostrich. “Since I’m just very slow people think
I’m…what’s the word…,” said Turtle Man. During the conversation Turtle Man fell
asleep. “Okay, moving on,” said Spotty.
Now we go to
Ossum the Homey Opossum and Gold Tooth who are currently in a federal prison
for drug dealing. “Why did you two become drug dealers,” asked Spotty. “I’m
innocent man…these cops are racist,” cried Ossum the Homey Opossum. “Okay…what
about you Gold Tooth,” asked Spotty. “After my career went south…I done some
messed up things besides drug dealing…I would really not like to talk anymore…do
you have are money or not,” asked Gold Tooth. “I can’t give you two bail money
and we’re talking with the warden for you two to get paroled so you two can do
the reunion show,” said Spotty. “Oh Hell no,” yelled Ossum the Homey Opossum
and Gold Tooth at the same time. “Good luck to you both,” said Spotty. “We
don’t need luck man,” said Gold Tooth. “Okay…moving on,” said Spotty. Now we go
to Ned Nacho, Apple & Lettuce who are on the menu at the Mexican restaurant
run by Termite, Otto the Ostrich, Diablo the Phoenix, and Turtle Man. Oh we’re
sorry…they were just eaten 5 minutes ago…may they rest in peace. “Ned Nacho and
I went to school together in the 4th grade…I wish I could have been
the one who had eaten him…it’s what he would have wanted,” said Spotty. To
speed things up a bit here’s what some of our characters are up too, Happy Columbus Day Ghost is currently a
Spanish teacher, Bug Boy is a bestselling author, Rusty the Changer is
an internet billionaire, Bang & Boom are the only gay married couple living
in the deep south, SX is a self-help fitness guru, and Rico the Parrot is an
owner of a small pet store chain. “Now let’s go to the reunion of all of the
Spanish characters featured in this show…they will be reunited after all these
years and…,” said Spotty. Only San Luis
Potosí, Termite, and Happy
Columbus Day Ghost showed up to the reunion. “Wait…only three people showed
up…where’s everybody else,” asked Spotty. “They didn’t want to attend because
this whole thing is lame,” said Termite. “The reason the three of us
came was to kick your butt for bugging us all this week,” said San Luis Potosí. “Get him,” yelled Happy
Columbus Day Ghost. “Wait…your fans want to know what happened to you guys…it’s
not my fault you all are just a bunch of losers…well folks I have to run away
now and find a fresh pair of pants…so thanks and…,” cried Spotty. Soon San Luis
Potosí, Termite, and Happy
Columbus Day Ghost began to beat up Spotty. Now we go to “Mr. Random”
Steven J. Butler, Jr. and Nina Butler who were watching the reunion show from
backstage. “So how do you like you graduation present Nina,” asked “Mr. Random”
Steven J. Butler, Jr. “Seriously Bucky…what the fuck,” said Nina Butler. “I
guess you could of just said thank you but okay….should I help Spotty…I mean
he’s my favorite character after all,” asked “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr.
“No, let’s just watch and if it gets any worse…we can always call the police,”
said Nina Butler. “Thanks for reading folks,” yelled “Mr. Random” Steven J.
Butler, Jr. “What readers,” asked Nina Butler. “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler,
Jr. sighed and then began to cry. “Just end this story already it doesn’t even
make any sense I mean…god…end it…END IT,” cried Nina Butler.
THE END!
LOVE YA NINA!
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