Thursday, December 1, 2016

Trump’s Fan (Second City Class Sketch)!

(Hulk Hogan is flexing his muscles)

                  HULK HOGAN
Hello Hulkamaniacs and welcome to Trump’s America! You all said we couldn’t do it brother, but we did! Trump won brother! I’ve been with him since day one, and as Donald Trump’s Secretary of Defense and the proud head of the border guards of the newly built Trump Wall Resort & Casino, let me tell you something brother, it’s our time! Donald Trump and I will defeat ISIS just like I defeated The Iron Sheik for WWE World Heavyweight Championship back in 1984 and like 1984 it’ll be big brother Trump all the way! America is great again and together, Hulkamaniacs, we’ll go back to the good old days of when I was in my prime and things were great. Remember when you can get a way with saying the n word? We elected a man who plans to make America racist again. He’s created jobs and he even helped me get my old job back in WWE. As for you Hillary Clinton, in the words of DX, suck it! You thought you were so cool- that you were going to win- that you had the media cheering your name, but it wasn’t you who won in the end, no! We all know who America’s true hero is! DONALD J. TRUMP! Now before I go, I want to show you how I love America just as much as Donald Trump! I have in my hands my action figure and the action figure of America! Let me show you how much I love thee America!

(Hulk Hogan is making an action figure of himself and an action figure of Captain America make out with each other as Hulk Hogan’s theme song plays)


                                       (Blackout.)

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