Binky Bear and Donny the Duck were at work at Mr. Hunter’s Pies restaurant.
“Man, we haven’t had a customer for weeks now,” said Binky Bear. “Yah, so what
do you want to do until customers get here,” asked Donny the Duck. “Let’s go be
dicks to the interns,” said Binky Bear. Binky Bear and Donny Duck soon began
bullying and bossing the three interns around. The three interns’ names are Waddles the Penguin, Bob Nerdy, and
Where’s Bug and those three interns are actually friends of
Binky Bear and Donny Duck. “Why are you guys treating us like this, all we
wanted was to learn a craft,” cried Waddles the Penguin. “Yah, I’m missing
hours of World of Warcraft for this internship,” said Bob Nerdy. “Sorry, but
we’re your bosses and we can do whatever we want to you,” said Donny Duck. “Oh
shit…here comes Wolf,”
cried Binky Bear. Just then Binky and Donny’s supervisors Wolf and Fearsome the
Alligator and they looked angry. “You two…stop bullying the interns, besides…we
are the only bullies in this restaurant,” said Wolf. “Yah…so you losers get
back to work or you’ll be fired,” said Fearsome the Alligator. “But there’s no
customers and we’re bored,” said Donny Duck. Just then three customers entered
the restaurant and they were Snow White the Viking, Pigeon, and Brabe the Dog.
“Hi, welcome to Mr. Hunter’s Pies may I take your order,” asked Binky Bear.
“Yah, we all like some secret recipe apple pie and three sodas,” said Snow
White the Viking. “And a bowl of soup for me,” said Brabe the Dog. “Okay
that’ll be $10.50,” said Binky Bear.
Snow White paid Binky Bear and Snow White
the Viking, Pigeon, and Brabe the Dog sat down at booth in the restaurant. Just
then Donny heard something outside. “Hey guys, there’s a gay pride parade
outside,” said Donny Duck. Everyone in the restaurant looked out the window and
began to watch the gay pride parade. Participating in the gay pride parade were
legendary gay couples such as The Dragon & The Giant, Ant & Dog,
Coo-Coo Bird & Dingo, Toad & Mouse who have lived in the town for
years. “Man I never knew Coo-Coo Bird was gay…now I finally get why he looked at
me in the shower in the Y.M.C.A locker room…oh god,” cried Donny Duck. Just
then Binky’s crush Cindy Mitchell
walked into the restaurant. “Hey guys, I’m here helping the gay pride parade
because my brother’s gay and this state doesn’t allow gay marriage, so do you
want to sign a petition to make gay marriage legal in this state,” asked Cindy
Mitchell. “Sure, I’ll sign…I have nothing against gay people,” said Binky Bear.
“I’ll sign too…because I hate governor Lion,” said Donny Duck. Binky and
Donny signed Cindy’s petition and just then Wolf walked towards her. F.Y.I Wolf
also has a secret crush on Cindy Mitchell. “Hey Cindy, after work I’m throwing
a party, we got beer,” said Wolf. “Yah, it’s going to be the greatest party
ever,” said Fearsome the Alligator.
Feeling jealous that Wolf is flirting with
Cindy…Binky says something he’ll later regret. “Cindy, I’m also throwing a bad
ass party at my house…my parents are in Vegas for the weekend so I have the
place to myself,” said Binky. “When does your party start Binky,” asked Cindy.
“Oh…7 o’clock,” said Binky. “Great, see you at your party,” said Cindy. Cindy
then left and Wolf tapped Binky on the shoulder. “Look buddy, I would kick your
ass but I thought of something, I’ll go to your party and watch you embarrass
yourself in front of Cindy I’ll be there, see ya at seven,” said Wolf. “What
have I done,” said Binky to himself. Now Binky has to throw a party at his
house before his parents return from Vegas. We can only hope it’ll be a really
cool party or else Binky will be made fun of for life!
Binky Bear was now begging for the help of Donny the
Duck, Waddles the
Penguin, Bob Nerdy, and Where’s Bug to help him throw a great party. “Alright
Binky, I’ll find the entertainment, Bob you find the food and drinks, Where’s
Bug you make the fake IDs so we can get beer, and Binky invite some guests to
the party,” said Donny the Duck. “What else will we need to do,” asked Binky.
“I’ll step up the decorations, now let’s move team,” said Donny Duck. Soon
everyone was preparing for the party. After hours of getting prepared….Binky’s
party officially began. The guest list for Binky’s party included Cindy
Mitchell, Wolf, Fearsome the Alligator, Sting the Stingray, Snapper the
Snapping Turtle, Snow White the Viking, Pigeon, Brabe the Dog, Torti the
Tortoise, Jag the Jaguar, Feather, Cat, Zach the Frog, Evil Pig, and Devil
Devil the Pig. For the party entertainment Donny got his cousin Yo the Rooster
to DJ the party. “Let the party begin,” yelled Donny the Duck.
Soon everyone
was having fun at Binky’s wild party, but one of Binky’s neighbors Mr. Otter
heard all the loud music. Mr. Otter soon called the police. “We’ll be there to
check the situation out,” said The Knight over the phone. Binky was having the
time of his life at the party until The Knight and the police. “This party is
over, boys check for any alcohol or drugs, who are the ones who started this
party,” asked The Knight. “It was me Mr. Knight…please don’t take me to jail,”
cried Binky Bear. “JUST KIDDING,” yelled The Knight. “What, we’re not going to
jail,” asked Donny Duck. “Only if you don’t invite me to your party, kick it
DJ,” yelled The Knight. Soon The Knight and the police joined the party.
After
hours of partying, everyone was soon tired and thus the party was soon over.
“That was a great party…which was held by a bunch of losers,” said Wolf. “Stay
in school kids,” said The Knight. Everybody went home and Binky
Bear, Donny the Duck, Waddles
the Penguin, Bob Nerdy, and Where’s Bug were cleaning up Binky’s house. “Man,
that was great…we finally are popular,” said Donny Duck. “I think by tomorrow
they’ll still be jerks to us,” said Bob Nerdy. “Yah, but at least we partied,”
said Binky. As Binky was cleaning up, Cindy Mitchell walked in. “Hey Binky I
had a great time, see you at school…and before I go….,” said Cindy Mitchell.
Cindy then kissed Binky on the cheek. “Oh, and I’m also going to show the
governor my petition, have a great
night,” said Cindy. Cindy then left…but after she left Binky’s parents came home
and saw the mess from the party. “What happened to my house,” yelled Binky’s
Dad. “It was all Binky’s idea to throw a freaking party, I had nothing to do
with it,” cried Donny Duck. “You four are in deep trouble,” said Binky’s Mom.
Now Binky Bear, Donny the Duck, Waddles the Penguin, Bob Nerdy, and
Where’s Bug were all grounded at home but at least they could remember the best
party ever thrown in their young lives.
Now we go to
the office of governor Lion. Lion was sitting in his office chair with his Lieutenant Governor The Scared Leopard
by his side. “Knight, by order of this state…you’re no longer allowed to be a
police officer,” said Lion. “Come on…give me another chance,” said The Knight.
“We already have three times mister…now get out of this building,” said The
Scared Leopard nervously. “Fine…I’ll just be a police officer in a different
state…so long losers,” laughed The Knight. The Knight exited Lion’s office and
then Lion sighed. “What’s our next agenda Scared Leopard,” asked Lion. “A young
lady with a petition to make gay
marriage legal in this state sir,” said The Scared Leopard nervously. “Send
her in,” said Lion. Cindy then walked into governor Lion’s office. “Mr. Lion
and Mr. Scared Leopard I…,” said Cindy. “Hold on, let me see the petition,”
asked Lion. Cindy then handed Lion the petition and Lion looked at it.
“Alright, Scared Leopard, tell the boys the queers can get married in this
state so they can leave me the hell alone,” said Lion. “Yes sir, I’ll get the
paperwork ready to make gay marriage okay in this state,” said The Scared
Leopard nervously. “Now as for you miss…just get out of here I have a killer
hangover,” said Lion. “Were you at Binky’s party,” asked Cindy. “How did you
know I was there,” said Lion. “I didn’t say I knew you were there,” said Cindy.
“Crap….,” cried Lion.
THE END!
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