Wednesday, February 3, 2016

“We Are A Humble Factory” Song Lyrics (Second City Class Song)!

(A child labor sweatshop in China)

                        BOSS
KEEP WORKING ‘TIL YOU DIE!

                    EVERYONE BUT BOSS
WORK OR DEATH!
WORK OR DEATH!
WORK OR DEATH!

                     CHILD LABORER #1
If I have to make one more damn clock,
Then I will force my boss to suck a cock!

                     CHILD LABORER #2
My boss yells at me, calling me dumb!
But actually I’m more pissed off about the fact I cut off my thumb!

                CHILD LABORER #3, CHILD LABORER #4
People always joke about how were Santa’s elves!
Well, whoever says that, we tell them to go fuck themselves!

                     EVERYONE BUT BOSS
WORK OR DEATH!
WORK OR DEATH!
WORK OR DEATH!

                     CHILD LABORER #5
Sometimes I wish my job was more fun!
Instead I wish I could kill myself with a gun!

               CHILD LABORER #1
Hey did you hear that China’s getting a Disneyland?

               CHILD LABORER #2
Actually I don’t give a damn because I just lost my freaking hand!

                  


                      BOSS
You kids just keep working because I need the money! I could actually just replace you all with monkeys!

                 EVERYONE BUT BOSS
WORK OR DEATH!
WORK OR DEATH!
WORK OR DEATH!

                EVERYONE BUT BOSS
We guess in the end we rather choose death!
Because doing this makes us want a job selling meth!

                    BOSS
You damn kids want to die!
It’s sad that the choice of death is a tie!
I say you should probably think about going on strike!
But hey we don’t have unions, so just take a hike!

                 EVERYONE BUT BOSS
You actually want us to take a hike?
Instead of us making more American bikes?

                  BOSS
Yeah go ahead take a hike and I’ll bring in those damn monkeys!
They’ll do fine, create the bike and make me shitloads of money!

              EVERYONE BUT BOSS
Fine we’ll go after years of working!
Most of us will just become hookers anyway and make way more money by just porking!

                 EVERYONE
WORK OR DEATH!
WORK OR DEATH!
WORK OR DEATH!

                 (Blackout.)

                     


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