Coyote offered Flea-Boy the
Clown a job in Coyote Corp Entertainment as Coyote Corp Entertainment vice
president. Flea-Boy the Clown accepted Coyote’s job offer. It appears that the
Silly Squad aren’t truly dead…they must take a five year break to make their
fans happy. Long live the Silly Squad and may the reunite again! Plus former
Silly Squad employees now work for Coyote Corp Entertainment. Those former
Silly Squad members who now work for Coyote Corp include Billy Baiji, Mr.
Bunny, Larry Lixey IV, Uncle
“Anime” Akira, Ossum the Homey Opossum, and Fearsome the Alligator. Our
story begins when an old friend of Flea-Boy the Clown visited Flea-Boy the
Clown’s office. That old friend was Igor. Igor is currently an unemployed
redneck living in a trailer with his wife Judy Brown and their forty children.
Judy Brown used to be a beautiful supermodel and the sex symbol for Silly
Squad…but now Judy Brown currently weighs 400lbs. and Judy also has diabetes.
“Hello Flea-Boy…I have a question for you…can I have a job,” asked Igor. “We’re
not technically hiring right now in Coyote Corp Entertainment….sorry old
friend,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “But I need a job I have forty children to
feed and my wife’s in the hospital and…,” cried Igor. “Wait…Judy Brown is
alive…I thought you said she died in a heart attack,” said Flea-Boy the Clown.
“I lied…my wife never did die okay…I lied about her death so she wouldn’t have
to appear on your reunion show…but she is in the hospital…man if only she could
lose a couple of pounds and….,” cried Igor. “Wait…did I here you have a problem
dealing with a certain someone’s weight…,” said a mysterious voice.
It was
Coyote and he overheard the conversation between Flea-Boy the Clown and Igor.
“Boss I was….,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “Look…I like this idea of Igor working
for Coyote Corp Entertainment…I also heard that Igor wrote most of the Silly
Squad’s TV programs….Igor would you like to work as a writer for my movies and
TV shows,” asked Coyote. “Hell ya…I would love to write again…I’ve been trying
to write and publish a book…but I don’t have a lot of money to do so,” said
Igor. “Good…Igor will be a writer for Coyote Corp Entertainment’s movies and TV
shows…and I would also like to hire Judy Brown to be a host of her very own
talk show on the Coyote Corp Network,” said Coyote. “But boss…Judy Brown is a
fat ass and…,” cried Flea-Boy the Clown. “Look I have an idea of how Judy Brown
can become sexy again…you see I once weighed 500lbs. and I lost it all in only
one week…,” said Coyote. “You once weighed 500lbs. and you lost it all in only
one week…but how,” asked Igor. “You see we celebrities get perks that the
average Joe can’t get…one word…celebrity fat camp,” said Coyote. “Celebrity fat
camp…what the heck is that,” asked Igor and Flea-Boy the Clown at the same
time. “It’s basically a fat camp for celebrities who need to lose weigh without
surgery…they have the best personal trainers and I wasn’t the only one who lost
weight at the celebrity fat camps, names of celebrities that go to celebrity
fat camp include Brad Pitt, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu…the list goes on and
on…all of the people I mention were fat asses at one point but they lose weight
so quick the media and the paparazzi never even know they were ever fat….I will
pay for Judy Brown to go the celebrity fat camp and on the very last day of her
one week I promise you she’ll lose the weight and look sexy again…do we have a
deal…,” asked Coyote. “Sure…as long as me and my wife both have jobs again,”
said Igor. Then Coyote and Igor shook hands. It now seems that Judy Brown is
now going to a celebrity fat camp. But will she lose the weight like Coyote
says she will?
Judy Brown soon enrolled in the
celebrity fat camp and her starting weight is 400lbs. Other celebrities who are
at the camp with Judy Brown are either heavier or little heavier than her. Super Dudette’s (from the Super Dudes
movies) starting weight is 450lbs. Cameron Diaz’
starting weight is 509lbs. Cool Fox’s (from the Cool Fox movies) is 667lbs. Justin
Timberlake’s starting weight is 350lbs. Jessica Simpson’s starting weight is
940lbs. Ricky
Martin’s starting weight is 420lbs. Kim
Kardashian’s starting weight is 860lbs. and her butt alone weighs 99lbs. American Major
League Baseball catcher A. J. Pierzynski’s starting weight 799lbs. Each of
these celebrities will basically workout like hell and attend counseling to
lose weight quick. Jessica Simpson has already been to the celebrity fat camp
32 times but just as quickly as she loses it she gains it all back. Judy Brown
hated being at the celebrity fat camp and she hated half of the personal
trainers working there. Plus Judy Brown’s workout buddy is Kim Kardashian who’s now so fat
that her even fatter ass is still stuck in the chair she sat on for counseling.
At the celebrity fat camp the workout and fitness program was basically a boot
camp. But soon one week would pass and all the celebrities who went to the
celebrity fat camp lost all the weight. Judy Brown lost 400lbs. and she was now
sexy again. Jessica Simpson also lost 940lbs. and a couple of weeks later she
gained 940lbs. Now Judy Brown is a sex symbol again and through her celebrity
fat camp Judy Brown became a heath nut and fitness guru along with hosting her
own talk show. Judy Brown and Igor now are working in the entertainment
industry again and they both couldn’t be happier. Plus Igor and Judy Brown’s forty
children love living in their new mansion and they all love all the money their
making. It seems that Coyote Corp Entertainment is giving new light on the
former Silly Squad members. Flea-Boy the Clown was now a billionaire again and
he couldn’t be any happy. But the future of Coyote Corp Entertainment and the
entire Coyote Corp Corporation doesn’t look that bright. But that’s another
story!
THE END!
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